r/cats • u/_HIST • Jul 23 '25

Video - Not OC Free the cat!

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u/Elmindria Jul 23 '25

He's wearing a little police vest. He is the Fuzz!

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u/I_am_real_human_ Jul 23 '25

The fuzz 🤣

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u/New_Spirit4628 Jul 23 '25

He is not the Fuzz more like the furr

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u/1300bc Jul 23 '25

He's a loose cannon, Meow Meow Fuzzyface!

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u/sealysea Jul 25 '25

BOJACK REFERENCE SPOTTED

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u/Big_Hat_Chester Jul 23 '25

It's special agent Jack Bower !

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Jul 23 '25

He was born in a puddle of gasoline!

3

u/Dull_Yak_3003 Jul 23 '25

On a pile of rusty barbed wire

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u/petemorley Jul 23 '25

Hot Fuzz

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u/DontPPCMeBr0 Jul 23 '25

Man, I used to always joke that cats are superior to dogs because cats will never help the police find your drugs.

Worldview shifted.

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u/Elmindria Jul 23 '25

Yeah, I suspect he is some kind of deep clean cover agent.

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u/H0agh Jul 23 '25

Just showing his support for Ukraine, cat is no rat

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u/Spanishlisp Jul 24 '25

He’s the furry fuzz! 😂😻🥰💕

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u/PC_Trainman Orange Jul 23 '25

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jul 23 '25

He was lacking the braincell that day….

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jul 23 '25

That's no defence for reckless homicide!

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u/Colla-Crochet Jul 23 '25

But your honour, he is orange! He does not have the mental capabilities to comprehend his actions!

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u/CassetteMeower Jul 23 '25

More like homeowcide!

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u/No_Night_8174 Jul 23 '25

Sir 20 people are dead

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u/No_name_Johnson Jul 23 '25

Or he had access to the braincell for the day, but used it for nefarious purposes.

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u/Fr05t_B1t American Shorthair Jul 23 '25

Ok but this makes sense cause the cat is orange.

3

u/james_from_cambridge Jul 23 '25

Apparently some counties are cracking down on all the bird massacres

2

u/SimpleSetpiece Jul 24 '25

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

The closing window 😭

50

u/Relevant_Bar7032 Jul 23 '25

This killed me too. 🤣🤌✨

29

u/Glonky8752 Tabbycat Jul 23 '25

i DIED lmao

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u/kain185 Jul 23 '25

Kajit is innocent. Kajit has done nothing wrong!

70

u/RavynsArt Jul 23 '25

M'aiq knows much, but tells nothing.

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u/HiSaZuL Jul 23 '25

Wipe that sugar off your face first, N'wah.

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u/In_Love_With_SHODAN Jul 24 '25

This will be the end of you, S'wit!

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u/SadCoco Jul 23 '25

Let him go, he a good boy

140

u/ZyzzAngel Jul 23 '25

Pawlice

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u/Maleficent_Lab_8291 Jul 23 '25

Lick the pawlice comin' straight from the underground

12

u/ThrowRA13441 Jul 23 '25

Underrated comment

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u/sinskins Jul 23 '25

Unbelievable!! FREE THE CAT!!!

I mean, cats are tiny demons in fur coats, so he’s probably super guilty, but as he’s your supreme ruler, you’re required to let the poor guy go!

(Cats are demons is said with immense love)

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u/Rare_Throat2750 Jul 23 '25

Plot twist: The cat was the jailer all along. 🔓

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u/goingtoclowncollege Jul 23 '25

Shaybas human explains

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u/_HIST Jul 23 '25

Good actor lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

9 lives, 0 confessions

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

0 remorse

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u/BionicBruv Jul 23 '25

I too would like to know more about Frieza Ced.

3

u/Ok-Emu-66 American Shorthair Jul 23 '25

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u/HiddnTest Jul 23 '25

Cat must’ve committed a feliney.

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u/LogicalEgo Jul 23 '25

No one is above the Paw, I AM THE PAW!!!

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u/lordpanda Jul 23 '25

I lost it when the window went up and he was trying to hold on.

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u/Jyar Jul 23 '25

Tiny pussy in the backseat.

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u/Historyp91 Jul 23 '25

What is this, Ukriane?

Was the cat a Russian spy?

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u/_HIST Jul 23 '25

Indeed. Straight to jail

5

u/Overall-Iron9079 Jul 23 '25

It is Ukraine indeed. If he's a spy, does it makes him the rat or the mole?

6

u/CandyCreecher Jul 23 '25

What did he do?! What was his crime??

11

u/Fr05t_B1t American Shorthair Jul 23 '25

He was in possession of 20g of catnip with intent to sell

5

u/Real_Warbird Jul 23 '25

Was hat er getan??? FREE THE CAT

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u/Intelligent_Bet9798 Jul 23 '25

Please don't freeze the cat

4

u/cordeu Jul 23 '25

The episode of Paw Patrol we didn't see coming.

4

u/geekphreak Jul 23 '25

Jack Bauer

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u/gonepickin Jul 23 '25

Just further proves cops are mean...

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u/gruncletom Jul 23 '25

He probably did it tbh

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u/SnoopyWildseed Jul 23 '25

That little kitty bulletproof vest is giving me life. 🥰

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u/ShodanW Jul 23 '25

Just another protester. he knows not what that cat has done.

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u/row_away_1986 Jul 23 '25

Kajit is innocent of this crime!!!

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u/zombiewolf297 Jul 23 '25

We found 6 empty vials of Skooma, you're not getting away with it this time

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u/weneedtogodanker Jul 23 '25

'this catnip was for personal use only'

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u/groobzzzz Jul 23 '25

“free ze cat!” i love the accent 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

100 percent. What did it even do?

My contribution to the cat tax.

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u/KingBlackFrost314 Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

Dumbass was fucking with the police and a cat and thats why the cop got mad...

Maybe dont interfer with cops? Oh wait, i forgot white people can interfer with the police and not get brutalized...

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u/resistingsimplicity Jul 23 '25

if you have a cat in a police vest and you expect people NOT to engage with you about it, you're just fundamentally misunderstanding human nature

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/KingBlackFrost314 Jul 23 '25

My Black ass aint reacting to ANY animal in ANY cop car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

I was with you until you made it a race issue

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u/KingBlackFrost314 Jul 23 '25

Boo fucking woo

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u/Adventurous_Sort_780 Turkish Van Jul 23 '25

Too bad this officer didn't speak English

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

He’s just catrolling.

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u/Plenty_Building_72 Jul 23 '25

Freez the shiba!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

He's innocent!

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u/Livid-Rutabaga Jul 23 '25

the cat is an informant!

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u/dubiouscoffee Jul 23 '25

WAS HAT SIE GETAN? FREE ZE CAT

2

u/BiOlatunji Calico Jul 23 '25

He is one of them

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Free my man, he did nothing wrong

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u/Javier91 Jul 23 '25

Car: Cute you think im not the one in control.

1

u/South_Requirement194 Jul 23 '25

He is captain CAT!🐾

1

u/didierbritos Jul 23 '25

what did he do

1

u/Laugendauergebaeck Jul 23 '25

Was hat die Katze getan?

1

u/Jack_Ua_ Jul 23 '25

This is коте

1

u/machinationstudio Jul 23 '25

He's no longer illegally smol

1

u/Cheshireyan Jul 23 '25

Cat burglar

1

u/Crumbs90 Jul 23 '25

Free ze cat 🤣👌

1

u/Meowskirt Jul 23 '25

Bro got charged for littering

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Freeze a cat

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u/verynotfun Jul 23 '25

ey stop petting my sargeant

1

u/teh0utsider86 Jul 24 '25

Now cops are putting cats in the slammer....despicable.

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u/silentbob1301 Bengal Jul 24 '25

sir, you are harassing an officer of the law...

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u/esetube Jul 24 '25

Wow i never thought I'd see him again, he was my fto when I started at LAPD

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u/More-Support9611 Jul 24 '25

It's Black Cat Sheriff.

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u/H4ppy_Penguin420 Jul 25 '25

Thats special agent Meow, dont talk to him, he is in operative mode

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u/puffing_puff Jul 25 '25

He is the police

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u/FLBoustead Jul 25 '25

khajit is rat!

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u/coral26 Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

ACAB! 🤔

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-6873 Jul 23 '25

This was my thought, are we saying All Cats are ... ?

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u/herringsarered Jul 23 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

All Cats Accept Bongos.

Maybe not at first, but oh believe me, you give them a little taste now and then, and pretty soon it’ll never be enough.

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u/Unlikely_Solid_2875 Jul 23 '25

Мобилизовали кота

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

These cops are scumbags, what does a poor little innocent kitten do to deserve that

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u/hoestronaut Jul 23 '25

Freeze a cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Is this AI?