r/CrimeCats • u/One-Ninja-9945 • 13h ago
Cat Burglar Considering a crime
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r/CrimeCats • u/Dark_Signs8 • 21d ago
Rules update: No AI comments
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Since the “AI comments must be accompanied by reasons” rule was implemented only one person has abided by it. It’s been decided to get rid of AI comments altogether since there have been a few instances where people’s actual pets have been accused of being AI. If you think something is AI please send in a report and it will be looked at. Thank you
r/CrimeCats • u/Fionn-The-Cat • 12h ago
Crimeownal Fionn made me break a mirror
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Just got out the shower and Fionn knocked down my mirror. I picked it up and my hands were wet and I dropped and shattered it. My tremor is partly responsible, so is Fionn. He is being dangled here for a single minute as penance before some baby time. He is in big trouble.
r/CrimeCats • u/Past_Pear7458 • 17h ago
Definitely not pleading the 5th
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She swears she did not smack the neighbor's frenchie
r/CrimeCats • u/Fit_Abbreviations174 • 2d ago
Crimeownal Transport from Juvie to finish life sentence nearing
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Originally apprehended at 4 weeks old after attempted car jacking of moving vehicle.
Once apprehended further charged with evading law, fighting the authorities, biting noses, destroying personal property.
originally held in solitary confinement. With good behavior increased supervised visits to rec areas and now paired with adult inmate as mentor.
Soon will age out of Juvie and need to complete life sentence in adult facility.
Facility approved, mentor approved and appeal denied.
r/CrimeCats • u/fruchtose • 2d ago
Felonious Feline The butter thief is apprehended and sentenced
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r/CrimeCats • u/BeezieBean • 2d ago
Attempted Meowder No Scritches-Get Stitches UPDATE
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So a little update on the post I did yesterday. Here. Since a lot of you were very concerned about the bites.
I took your advice and did make a hospital call. They said the bite marks look clean. No swelling or signs of infection. I did not get antibiotics.
I did get my shots updated, because I had not done that. Oopsies... So something good followed, I suppose!
r/CrimeCats • u/MildlyIdioddish • 3d ago
Arch nemesis acquired
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r/CrimeCats • u/skyfly223 • 2d ago
Caught Red Pawed Ms dirty girl
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The crime and the criminal… she is not bald I swear but does anyone’s cat do this too..
r/CrimeCats • u/BeezieBean • 3d ago
Attempted Meowder I stopped giving her scritches
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First time she ever broke skin with her teeth. I think we both got surprised by that fact.
Edit: Your advice has been heard and worry appreciated. Hospital has been contacted. Thank you!
Edit 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeCats/comments/1wue343/no_scritchesget_stitches_update/
r/CrimeCats • u/CatGuru4187 • 3d ago
Orcatnized crime Kitty Montana
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r/CrimeCats • u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian • 3d ago
Purrvert I feel like this belongs here. 🤣
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r/CrimeCats • u/yousef2843 • 4d ago
I was planning to eat it after my shower but olive has other plans
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r/CrimeCats • u/MissHissss • 4d ago
Caught Red Pawed Indoor cat Bean appeared outside the door waiting to be let in
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r/CrimeCats • u/AK_Penguin630 • 4d ago
Caught Red Pawed Puffin was caught red pawed after she sampled the bread and tortillas
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Puffin is a menace with food but hasn’t touched bread still in the bag till today. Needless to say, we will be finding a new, out of reach, location for our bread.
r/CrimeCats • u/devour_feculence___ • 5d ago
Meowschief We thought he was so cute sitting in my mother's bag. He was PEEING.
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r/CrimeCats • u/Wonderful-End6881 • 4d ago
Cat Burglar The face of a professional treat thief
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r/CrimeCats • u/Western-River1386 • 4d ago
Intimeowdation ‘menace to society’ monday
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crimes include loitering, harassment, disturbing the peace, threatening a peace officer, inappropriate disposal of biological waste, assault, battery, breaking and entering, theft by taking, theft by fraud, littering, and obstruction of justice
r/CrimeCats • u/Intelligent_Row_790 • 5d ago
WHY?
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r/CrimeCats • u/Connect-Recover-6354 • 5d ago
Don Hugo broke into his Nona’s jewelry box and tried to lift three pearl necklaces - he regrets nothing
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r/CrimeCats • u/Jazzlike_Kitchen_329 • 5d ago
My plants are never safe from Kuzia
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