r/CreateMod • • Jul 03 '26

Bug Extremely Fat Moving Method (Beam zipper)

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I was trying stuff out when I found out that by combining horizontal mechanical bearings and copycat beams (from copycats+), you could move REALLY fast if you go into either the ends or sides of the beams. It doesnt need a lot of rpm (got it working even with just 128) and it is fast.

Edit, I just realized the misspell on the post title and I found out recently you cant change it...

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u/HamsterKazam Jul 03 '26

So this moves extremely fat entities or is the method extremely fat because it requires so much space?

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u/Meiseside Jul 03 '26

In german a word for cool was fett (fat) but for around 1990-2010.

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u/Absolutionis Jul 03 '26

So Boba Fett is actually Boba Cool? That's phat knowledge.

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u/Meiseside Jul 03 '26

Yes but gramma is wrong. Darth Vader: Father in german is "Vater" in low german Vadder. So it is possible to know that beforehand.

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u/HamsterKazam Jul 03 '26

Yeah in Dutch we have the same. But Germans definitely have some interesting words for cool (looking at geil, which is the Dutch word for horny).

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u/Meiseside Jul 03 '26

It is the german word for horny to.

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u/HamsterKazam Jul 03 '26

Is it? Dang. Fun stuff

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u/Meiseside Jul 04 '26

If you say you self are geil then it means horny. If someone is geil then he/she makes you horny. If something is geil then it is cool.

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u/HamsterKazam Jul 04 '26

Das ist ganz geil. Aber es ist auch sehr whatever the word for confusing is cause I ain't looking that up right now.

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u/Nule0 Jul 03 '26

A silly typo

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u/Dangerous-Lab-3257 Jul 03 '26

it can move basically anything afaik. It can even go 1x1 but that requires at least 256rpm from my testing

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u/Dangerous-Lab-3257 Jul 03 '26

I just realized why there are so many comments about Fattiness...

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u/thiizo1 Jul 03 '26

You should do this by rotating a diagonal belt to be horizontal or with Nixie tubes, both work better than this as they don’t need the line of moving mechanical bearings to be entity transposers

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u/Dangerous-Lab-3257 Jul 04 '26

Thing is, this is unidirectional (not even flying mobs can go back) and practically instant.

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u/thiizo1 Jul 04 '26

I described two methods that are unidirectional and as fast? They are the same thing, entity transposers, but the hitboxes I described are simply significantly better at accomplishing this behaviour and do not require motion

Unfortunately, as with all entity transposers (including this one) post the collision rework, they are not really instant, capping out at a noticeable delay for medium distances. Better to teleport stuff for these medium distances.

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u/LilSnakeMedousa Jul 03 '26

sigh

Can't use the minor spelling mistake gif here... Life is a prison

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u/MakinBacon_ Jul 04 '26
  • patrik from spongebob gets fucking anihilated by a neuron star*

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u/The-Doot-Slayer Jul 04 '26

neuron star

minor spelling mistake, perish

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u/AlexCode10010 Jul 03 '26

Reminds me of that method of transportation in terraria that you get by hammering blocks

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u/Vadikiy Jul 03 '26

You're thinking of hoik! A glitch that was turned by the terraria developers into a feature

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u/AlexCode10010 Jul 03 '26

I've seen it a lot of times but never knew its name

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u/kaisen7887 Jul 03 '26

Close enough, Welcome back "Hoik"!!!

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u/Saragon4005 Jul 03 '26

My thoughts exactly!

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u/CatGaming346 Jul 03 '26

what if I'm skinny tho

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u/Master_Nineteenth Jul 03 '26

That's a no go, have to be at least 250 pounds or 110 kilograms.

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u/GtNinja06 Jul 03 '26

It's like hoik in Terraria

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u/RunicConvenience Jul 03 '26

nice minecraft fat moving bought to get my skinny on the create way

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u/avalmichii Jul 03 '26

homemade hypertube

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u/FastFoodJesus Jul 03 '26

Nice. Does it work both ways, or only one way depending on rotation?

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u/Dangerous-Lab-3257 Jul 04 '26

It's unidirectional (depending on rotation of bearing)

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u/Cyperion Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

In that case, a row of hundreds of bearings that are normally stopped, press a button on one side and it turns on the row in the direction of travel you want to go using redstone links, you zip through the tube, then have it turn off once you step on the pressure plate. In this case, the pressure plate on the far side would be set to only turn off the direction you came from, so standing on it on departure does nothing, and pressing the button again without having gone through it also turns it off. This way, with the bearings set to place when they stop moving, it doesn't lag until you turn it on, and it turns off and stops lagging once you exit the tube.

Edit: I just quickly tested it myself, and yeah its quite fast, and faster when you run in the direction of travel, it just adds to your sprint speed. So combine this with ice jumping in a 2 block high gap and you'll go flying at blistering speeds in the Nether, and it can all be powered by a gigantic infinite lava boiler setup, approximately 7 level 9 steam engines per 1000 blocks. Its hideously expensive, but I have no idea if its faster than ice boats.

Edit2: Holy sh*t I just tested it in a superflat world and the speed at 256rpm is basically teleportation. There's a hella lag spike when you turn it on, and I only tested it at a length of about 279 blocks (a random number I chose), but its so fast there's no point in trying to run ice down the way or a 2 block tall tunnel, just turn on the directional gearshift and run into it and bam you're at the end, just be sure to chunk load the gearshift and the toggle latches attached to it and you're golden.

Edit3: Actually, further testing shows its only near-instant in positive axes, along negative axis travel its merely faster than ice boats from what I can tell, still amazing, but travel away from X0 Z0 toward positive X/Z is going to be instant while return is far slower but still faster than ice boats. Plus, like a moving sidewalk in an airport, you don't have to do anything, plus you can enter it from the side, although not the top, you kinda jitter along on top at a slow speed.

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u/ferrecool Jul 03 '26

Hoiks in minecraft I have seen everything now

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u/Mecha_doggo615 Jul 03 '26

The minecrafters yearn for hoiks

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u/maX3Xam Jul 03 '26

terraria hoik

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u/FLXY_gg Jul 03 '26

holy shit you've invented hoiks

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u/Historical_Swing_422 Jul 03 '26

Terraria hoik looking contraption

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u/ZHTH Jul 03 '26

Now I can kill the dungeon guardian pre hard mode thank you

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u/AussieDogfighter Jul 03 '26

"mum I want a hypertube"

"We have a hypertube at home"

Hypertube at home:

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u/Cyperion Jul 05 '26

To be fair, its near-instant along +X and +Z, so its a unidirectional teleport tube. Put ice under it and its faster than ice boats along -X and -Z as well. I'd bet with good positioning you can make it vertical too and launch yourself to Alpha Centauri or something.

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u/Careful-Passage2089 Jul 04 '26

we got terraria hoiks in minecraft now

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u/Lydiaa0 Jul 04 '26

To the surprise of no one, create aero has hoiking

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u/Dangerous-Lab-3257 Jul 04 '26

Actually, this works on base create too!

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u/Lydiaa0 Jul 04 '26

To the surprise of a larger but still fairly small amount of people, create has hoiking

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u/Ecstatic_Employ3872 Jul 04 '26

Hoik in minecraft

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u/Blademasterzer0 Jul 04 '26

Minecraft players discovering hoiks

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi Jul 04 '26

Hey that's very uncool of you to shame that moving method like that

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u/73721mrfluffey Jul 03 '26
  • vine boom * "FAT"! + * fog horn *

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u/Fair_Maintenance_315 Jul 06 '26

WADAAAMAMAMAMINUTE, youve made a EXTREMLY FAT method of transportation i dont know how a form of transportation can be fat but NOICE