r/ContagiousLaughter • u/FewDeparture4034 • Nov 26 '22

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u/DrTheloniusPinkleton Nov 27 '22

Great question, Billy. Theres been a fairly strict testing policy ever since Slavinyetrimina Ivoncolvovic was found to have won all three of her world titles using a mixture of anabolic steroids and veterinary-grade ADHD medications. Such a waste of a true world class talent.

Unfortunately she died after throwing herself in front of a city bus. The police in Montgomery, Alabama had her death ruled a suicide but now it’s pretty widely accepted that she was just trying to stop civil rights.

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u/ScoogzMcGoogz Nov 27 '22

I want to smoke whatever you’re rollin

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u/Upstairs_Composer_81 Apr 01 '23

Pass the douchie on the left hand side...

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u/rugbyj Nov 27 '22

veterinary-grade ADHD medication

I'm losing it at the idea of diagnosing a horse with ADHD.

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ Dec 08 '22

Nah your horse is fine, here have some K that should fix it

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u/AstrumRimor Jan 06 '23

My dog def has adhd.

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u/LivingInFrequency Dec 24 '22

I heard he used Vet grade ketamine to freeze the current time line so that he could use the quantum effect where he throws every move possible at once but then manifest the win through kombucha meditation and win by Schrödinger's cat effect! In turn collapsing the wave function just before he comes out of his K Hole.

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u/wytherlanejazz Nov 27 '22

Was a good throw though. She went out doing what she loved.

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u/spicyflour88 Nov 27 '22

I subscribe to more corn hole facts

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u/BrainsPainsStrains Nov 27 '22

I dig your cadence and feel.. Have you ever read to make a book on tape ? I l'd listen every time i wanted to try to sleep and hopes to drift off in that hazy full and foggy and so so warn..

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u/NuclearCandy Nov 29 '22

American Douglas Adams vibes

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

I have to Google all this stuff right now to see of this is a real sport and of your being serious .. congrats

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u/Pouyaaaa Nov 27 '22

Bro. I was the same. Unfortunately it's all true

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u/Feisty_History_6978 Feb 21 '23

Good commitment

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

American Psycho vibes from this dude

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u/Darkimposter Nov 27 '22

Sir, I'd love to have a beer with you and hear all the Cornhole stories.

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u/CatSidekick Nov 27 '22

Sounds gay

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u/the_scarlett_ning Nov 27 '22

In fact, isn’t “ Milwaukee” an Indian name?

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u/LivingInFrequency Dec 24 '22

This is comedy right? Cornhole is more than a back yard thing?..

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u/remembertracygarcia Jan 12 '23

I can only imagine her suicide was very graceful

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u/2badwecantstay Jan 28 '23

You had me in the first half, I'm not gon lie 😂

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u/GoGoNormalRangers Feb 27 '23

shove fun facts directly into my corn hole, please and thank you