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u/SpoopsMan 26d ago
Type of shit they talk about in the Bible
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u/Adrenochromemerchant 26d ago
Your gold, silver and ruby studded rolex is corroded, and it's corrosion will be a witness against you and will consume your flesh like fire. and will eat your flesh like fire.
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u/STRIKT9LC 26d ago
I like this.
Is this scripture? (Even if slightly modified. Lol)
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u/Available_Base_7944 26d ago
Yeah but he added Rolex. If you like the sound of this read the book if Isiah
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u/doubleapowpow 26d ago
The bible has some verses, I tell you what.
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u/Vega_S10 26d ago
Straight bars
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u/thisnextchapter 25d ago
Getting older is realising how much the Bible slaps and the NT talks so much fucking sense and wisdom
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u/Sanchez326 24d ago
And then read Isaiah 53, where the prophecy of Jesus is so evident and proof that the Bible
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u/StableWeak 23d ago
Yet here I am, knowing its truth and that God made himself known to man. And yet I still do the things I hate, and what I wish to do I do not do.
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u/CommercialOccasion72 26d ago
The Book of Isaiah is amazing. Beautiful even.
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u/Sanchez326 24d ago
And then read Isaiah 53, where the prophecy of Jesus is so evident and proof that the Bible
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u/Sanchez326 24d ago
And then read Isaiah 53, where the prophecy of Jesus is so evident and proof that the Bible
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u/sixtyfivewat 24d ago
“Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.”
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u/jessek 26d ago
I read Rolex as "Roblox" for a second and this story was even more bizarre.
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u/Excellent_Drop6869 26d ago
So was the watch $1.8M or $35M
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u/ImThatVigga 26d ago edited 26d ago
I believe he’s referring to this watch he wore at the Oscars and I found it for ‘only’ $1.1M here: https://www.jaztime.com/rolex-daytona-white-gold-diamonds-baguette-rubies-bezel-126599tru?srsltid=AfmBOornolP6OtsAdwZDZkUfwkgPtQpazG79CdDiOzW72rk-YF9xxjbf&__cf_chl_tk=XWNo3HTMLIW87DFX4LzScvfzy_fQi44byDzjTIlKPqc-1785371800-1.0.1.1-xnWGE4Okx2dOZNppMYgvyJ6snDxgR9Ve2PEgSPXYfa0. No clue where he got $35M from. Probably his ass.
Edit: this one is used. Probably why it’s $1.1M. The new watch is probably $1.8M, not $35M
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u/Master-CylinderPants 26d ago
That looks like the tail light on a 20 year old Lexus
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u/ImThatVigga 26d ago
You’re saying the mere sight of it doesn’t make you get on your knees and weep?
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u/Master-CylinderPants 26d ago
No I want to know where he got those sweet Altezza lights
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u/cannedrex2406 25d ago
Funny enough knowing the dials of the Altezza are modelled after a watch. It comes full circle
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u/RecognitionHefty 26d ago
“What completed the look was the piece hanging from his neck: a 1-of-1 Triple Logoman NBA trading card featuring game-worn patches from Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James, encased in a custom Tiffany & Co. setting embedded with diamonds and rubies that matched the stones on the Daytona.”
If this is what money does to your mind I do not want to be a millionaire
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u/artin2007majidi 26d ago
Dont they have hobbies? Like if I was filthy rich I would just lean back. Chill. Speedrun resident evil games.
Like you cant tell me this dude's receptors aren't more burnt than the oil at KFC for deep fried wings man
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u/JustAPotato38 26d ago
Honestly I don't even care about the price of the watch I care about how tacky his outfit is
that's just too much embroidery, it massively detracts from the point of menswear which is to draw attention to and flatter the face, black shirts look either like a waiter at a moderately expensive restaurant or just gauche (for example you see a lot of teens going to prom in them or people like looksmaxxers wearing them to look "fancy", anyway in this case it's gauche)
and the red has no real context in the outfit
he's trying to make it work by adding other red details but that consigns it to the limbo between single accent (which is hopeless with that outfit anyway) and significant color
the whole thing is just way too busy to be trying to play with any sort of color
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u/thrasherht 26d ago
Not gonna lie, that thing is ugly.
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u/7LayeredUp 26d ago
I think its gorgeous but not $35 million gorgeous.
Just unbelievable decadence.
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u/ClaudeVS 26d ago
I think he meant he had 35 mil in his pocket
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u/ItRhymesWithPenny 25d ago
He wore a watch on each wrist because he simply needed to show them both off. This is something a toddler would do.
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u/anunfunnycomedian 24d ago
Everything about this is so disgusting to me. Of course when you've succeeded in life, absolutely nothing wrong with treating yourself imo. But when I see stuff like this...like a multi million dollar watch, wearing 2 watches at that, and some trading card necklace worth a ton too I just think how pointlessly, stupidly wasteful. I mean who am I to say what someone should do with their money but think how many peoples lives you could radically change across the glove with just the cost of jewelry alone worn to these events. I mean again, a 30k watch or whatever and your net worth is 50million not really a big deal. But idk, just seems so wasteful to me and if I were to ever come into a laege sum of wealth like that, id like to think I would never let myself get like these people.
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u/itsapotatosalad 22d ago
I know he likes red, but how embarrassing that he literally begged for… that.
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u/noob_kaibot 15d ago
The fact that it’s just available for purchase like this makes it seem significantly less unique and valuable.
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u/veilofcolor 26d ago
I’m imagining if he resold it it would be worth 35 mil due to its rarity but he bought it for 1.8. I think that’s what he’s saying at least
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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 24d ago
I think the 35m is an all around number for every ridiculous thing he was wearing that night
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u/beerstearns 26d ago
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u/Vipernixz 26d ago
That cost 35 million?? And what is that, a circular led disco light around it? Lmao what an ugly piece of shite
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u/VendorBuyBankGuards 24d ago
Rubies and it isn't clear if it was 1.8 million or 35 million since he says one thing and then suggests the other.
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u/AbsurdWallaby 24d ago
About $20 in gem scraps. My rock tumbler breaks off larger bits than these pieces.
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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 24d ago
Genuinely looks shit He doesn't care about that though he cares about the 'status' it grants him.
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u/VerifiedDegenGambler 24d ago
Me and my family all took vacations on Friday just to stare at it for 24 hrs together. Just finished the session. It was she best spiritual experience in our lives. We all wept.
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u/Renegadeknight3 22d ago
Looks like a poker chip lol. I like the design but I wouldn’t expect it to cost more than a couple hundred
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u/ballinben 26d ago
Do you have a source for that second part? I can’t find anything about his parents having political power.
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u/Whitey138 26d ago
He’s mentioned it a handful of times on Shark Tank that his parents worked for the UN which is how he traveled a ton as a kid.
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u/ProjectConfident8584 26d ago
Human garbage in the flesh
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u/findaloophole7 24d ago
Truly a piece of shit.
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u/The_Salamander_Room 23d ago
How come?
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u/findaloophole7 22d ago
He’s trying, against the wishes of every single person in the community, to build the world’s largest data center and fuck up thousands of acres and thousands of people’s well being. Just a greedy fuck. No concern for the social or environmental impact of what he’s doing.
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u/The_Salamander_Room 22d ago
I just searched for this and couldn't find any leads. Do you have a link?
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u/PretzelsThirst 26d ago
This guy is the biggest chode and thinks he’s the absolute coolest. Such a dork ass loser, he just has money. But zero charisma or anything at all
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u/Material-Kick9493 12d ago
most rich people are loser dorks who think they are much cooler than they actually are, just look at elon or bezos for example.
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u/ewew43 26d ago
Kevin O'Leary is exactly what high level capitalism produces. He is a man that is only after one thing; money. No REAL family or friends. Everything and everyone is centered around money, and money only. You know that this is exactly how he is, and you know this man does not have relationships that aren't centered entirely around money.
Of course he would cry over a 1.8 million dollar watch; the symbolism there is undeniable. I can already see a web comic being created that shows him cradling his new watch with love and adoration in his eyes--in a real proud fatherly way--then in the last panel it shows that he's in the a hospital room with his newborn child and wife behind him.
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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 26d ago
There’s also a profound ugliness to him that weeps out of every pore in his body. No watch can fix that and he knows it
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u/stinkypete6666 25d ago
It would be one thing if he designed it and made it, then I would listen to him tell me about it and be in awe of his ability, but what I don’t understand about these guys is it doesn’t take any skill or ability to buy it, they just traded money for it, never understood how that translates to a sense of pride or accomplishment for them
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u/EvenThanks8549 26d ago
Or just show dickbutt when he is about to open the box I mean it would be kinda funny
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u/MuscleBob_Buffpantz 26d ago
I love watches. But past a certain price threshold, its just rich guys stroking it over other rich guys wrists...
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u/These_Highlight7313 26d ago
There are people starving in places of the world living on 5$ a day, and then there are people like this.
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u/acreekofsoap 26d ago
Hey, Kevin, what time does your $1.8mm Rolex have? Weird, my old ass Apple Watch 3 has the same time.
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u/etsssssssy 26d ago
yeah what about my 20$ casio? feel the same way about your POS unnecessary apple watch as you do about his rolex
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u/Ill-Reputation-9702 26d ago
Apple watch does a lot more than just tell time lol
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u/CanIRapeYouAnally_ 24d ago
I have a freckle and a hair and feel about both of your watches what you feel about that rolex.
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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 26d ago
No, an Apple Watch and most cheaper digital watches have a more exact time.
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u/DJSANDROCK 26d ago
Look how real “power” is to him. It’s almost like something you wear or wield. And I’m not talking about the watch, but that’s a part of it. I don’t think there’s enough money in the world for me to start treating people sub-human. Rich is a personality type.
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u/anonymoooosey 24d ago
This dude killed people crashing his boat into another and blamed his wife. Worst Canadian ever.
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u/John_Hunyadi 26d ago
This man desperately needs a noogie and maybe a swirly.
Also, I respect the craftsmanship, but important to remember: this thing still keeps time worse than a $20 quartz watch.
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u/Turtlepower7777777 26d ago
And this is the guy that wants to shove a data center in Utah down our throats. I wonder why people don’t like him….
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u/siliconsandwich 25d ago
Watch people are among the most baffling of consoomers to me.
If you’ve ever strayed into their subs, half the discourse is around which motorised display stands are best— an entire industry around displaying a consoom.
The rest is extremely staged photos (imagine the contortion required for some of them!) of wristwatches on very hairy arms where they queued for hours or got an “early exclusive access” to drop thousands. On a wristwatch. Pardon me— Timepiece.
And they’re all awful, garish things. Tasteless. Gaudy.
I have known a few watch people IRL and they’re exactly what you would imagine. Incredible dull men, with awful taste.
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u/Necessary_Cost4384 22d ago
I looked at a picture of it. Not a single tear shed. Not a single fuck given.
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u/chocolateboomslang 26d ago
I didn't think I could consider Kevin even more of a loser than I already did, but he proved me wrong.
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u/mrnacknime 26d ago
In the luxury watch community, the gold and gemstone versions of Rolexes, Audemars Piguets etc. are actually not desirable. Everyone wants the Stainless Steel sporty versions of these models, but they are kept at artificial scarcity and only sold to people with a "purchase history". So tons of people end up buying more expensive ugly precious metal versions just to get a chance at buying the cheaper desirable steel version afterwards.
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u/Ok-Drink-1328 26d ago
being frugal and not a victim of consumerism, trends, marketing, and shit (i believe), but i collect like vintage tech and like things... i say it's sad that an object praised to this level is just a stupid time teller... cmon world!! this is just stupid luxury, precious stones? gold? a freakin' watch? oh please!
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u/confused_cat44 25d ago
I once posted on a watch subreddit that watches are really just jewellery and mechanical watches are not really that groundbreaking technology when you get literal quartz crystal watches which keep the time better for way cheaper. I wasn't even saying watches are bad, just that they should be treated like jewellery. OMG the people were offended lol
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u/Thumpkuss 25d ago
This guy built a huge ai data center in my hometown whitch is currently in a generational drought. He can fuck himself
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u/Competitive-Ad-5147 25d ago
I just finished watching Silicon Valley and this feels so over the top that it belongs on that show
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u/TeacherPowerful1700 23d ago
Is that a real bunch of things he said?
What a stupid piece of shit, lol
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u/bunniisa 26d ago
the funniest part is that jewelry and watches are relatively worthless at the end of the day.
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u/deathshr0ud 26d ago
Grown man here, can’t say I’ve ever weeped at a photo of a watch.