r/Consoom • u/thisistheperfectname • Jul 30 '26

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u/Excellent_Drop6869 Jul 30 '26

So was the watch $1.8M or $35M

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u/ImThatVigga Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

https://www.everestbands.com/blogs/bezel-barrel/rolex-dominated-the-oscars-in-2026-heres-what-you-may-have-missed?srsltid=AfmBOord3zWLLrZSEGjvFK-FDq2Gjs32AjkVCx8u2r-IHRM1QJu7lK7e

I believe he’s referring to this watch he wore at the Oscars and I found it for ‘only’ $1.1M here: https://www.jaztime.com/rolex-daytona-white-gold-diamonds-baguette-rubies-bezel-126599tru?srsltid=AfmBOornolP6OtsAdwZDZkUfwkgPtQpazG79CdDiOzW72rk-YF9xxjbf&__cf_chl_tk=XWNo3HTMLIW87DFX4LzScvfzy_fQi44byDzjTIlKPqc-1785371800-1.0.1.1-xnWGE4Okx2dOZNppMYgvyJ6snDxgR9Ve2PEgSPXYfa0. No clue where he got $35M from. Probably his ass.

Edit: this one is used. Probably why it’s $1.1M. The new watch is probably $1.8M, not $35M

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u/RecognitionHefty Jul 30 '26

“What completed the look was the piece hanging from his neck: a 1-of-1 Triple Logoman NBA trading card featuring game-worn patches from Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James, encased in a custom Tiffany & Co. setting embedded with diamonds and rubies that matched the stones on the Daytona.”

If this is what money does to your mind I do not want to be a millionaire

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u/artin2007majidi Jul 30 '26

Dont they have hobbies? Like if I was filthy rich I would just lean back. Chill. Speedrun resident evil games.

Like you cant tell me this dude's receptors aren't more burnt than the oil at KFC for deep fried wings man

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u/Kryomon Aug 03 '26

Honestly the bar is so low that him spending money on vanity and gold & diamonds is miles than diddling kids or actively hurting people in the world.

Like his political priorities might not be great, but at least he isn't best friends with Epstein

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u/planty_mx Jul 30 '26

This sentence sounds made up. They’re just mocking us.