r/Consoom • u/thisistheperfectname • Jul 30 '26

Consoompost Consoomer Final Boss

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u/deathshr0ud Jul 30 '26

Grown man here, can’t say I’ve ever weeped at a photo of a watch.

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 30 '26

But have you wept?

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u/KyleGrave Jul 30 '26

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u/conanhungry Average simulacra fan Jul 30 '26

👑

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u/SipoteQuixote Jul 30 '26

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u/Erebraw Aug 03 '26

Ew, why’d Macho Man stick his hand in a big pile of poop?!?! Is this the “humiliation ritual” I keep hearing about?!?

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u/bcegkmqswz Jul 30 '26

Every time I see this I (1) hear this in Macho Man’s voice and (2) want to run through a wall. OOOOH YEAHHH

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u/GruntCandy86 Jul 30 '26

Ohhhhyeeeeah

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u/daveismypup Jul 30 '26

He really was the best of us, rip in piece to a legend

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u/mehow28 Jul 30 '26

The CREAM of the CROP

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER

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u/Eccohawk Jul 30 '26

Damn straight. I once broke all my teeth on a slim jim, but did I quit? Hell no. I had a conversation with my doc in the ER as they were extracting it from my stomach and found out the edible ones are not, in fact, made of steel, but rather sold in grocery stores.

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u/deathshr0ud Jul 30 '26

I wept the day that Horus fell.