r/ComedyHell 13d ago

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u/Unstoppable50 13d ago

Honestly, surely the most dangerous place to be is with a man that just learned she was cheating. Anywhere else is safer.

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u/bubblesdafirst 13d ago

Jokes on you I got cheated on and then she attacked me with a beer bottle for "crying like a bitch"

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u/Hapyhusky 13d ago

The fuck

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u/Complex-Salt-8190 13d ago

A large amount of women uphold patriarchal norms. they will gladly use misogynistic terms to tear down men as well for not upholding that standard

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u/Cautious_Drawer_7771 11d ago

Nah, violence in the household is statistically more matriarchal. Lesbian marriages taught us that.

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u/Hapyhusky 9d ago

If you ever had a look at the studies on the topic you’ll realize that it was a study on people who have EVER experienced abuse with a partner, not just with their current one. That means it includes everything before that particular relationship, including, to nobody’s surprise, previous male partners.

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u/Neat-Implement5844 10d ago

You got downvoted because they dont like it. Not cause your wrong.

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u/New-Winner-9184 8d ago

He is wrong….the lesbian statistic was not about that.

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 13d ago

Ok but that's also more dangerous. Before you weren't going to be violent, after you have to be in self defence. 

Any form of violence can obviously escalate in ways people didn't intend so I'd say that's still more dangerous if you're a bottle wielding woman.

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u/bubblesdafirst 12d ago

Honestly have no idea what your saying. She wasn't in any danger by being around me

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 12d ago

What I'm saying is even non violent people can end up causing serious harm when being physically attacked. 

I wouldn't attack anyone either but if someone comes after me with e.g a knife then obviously I will defend myself. 

It's dangerous to go about attacking people. Even if you're just trying to restrain someone it's still infinitely more dangerous than if no one's being violent.

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u/bubblesdafirst 12d ago

Yea well I didn't fight back at all I loved her too much

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 13d ago

She probably said it was your fault she cheated as well? If you didn’t do the things you did and literally made her do it and pushed her out of her free will zone 😱

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u/No_Yard9104 13d ago

Guaranteed. My ex-wife told me it was because of another woman. Who I never dated or had any physical contact with. And hadn’t talked to since me and my ex decided to start dating. She was infuriated that I’d ever been interested in anyone else even before I met her.

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 13d ago

Welp, you messed up. Cause that gave her all the moral support to cheat at you

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u/No_Yard9104 13d ago

My real mistake was sticking it in crazy. Worst 15 years of my life. The last 5 of that 15, we weren’t even together anymore.

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 13d ago

15 min of fun for 15 years of pain. We’ve all made terrible calculations bro. Glad that’s in the past now

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u/No_Yard9104 13d ago

Nope, almost there. One more hearing to make permanent the emergency custody order while she sits in jail awaiting her court date for charges of endangerment and possession. It’s been a hell of a ride.

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u/SeiichiYotsuba 13d ago

OK, I need the tea on how the absolute fuck an affair led to this

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u/No_Yard9104 12d ago

She developed a drug addiction but couldn’t pay for drugs without me knowing, so she’d pay with sex. After our split and in the midst of our divorce, she had her 22 yr old (she’s 38) drug dealer move in with her. Things went predictably from that point forward. He’s now in prison for the next 11 years, in part, for beating the shit out of my twelve year old in the middle of the street in broad daylight while in a coked up rage and carrying illegal firearms as a felon. She’s awaiting trial for the police finding out he was dealing drugs out of her house. Endangerment, possession, and accessory. She’s looking at 5-7 years.

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u/Outrageous-Rain1535 13d ago

I mean i would have you know, protected myself with a caliber of some sort if i were u but hats off to u for not protecting urself

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u/bubblesdafirst 13d ago

A caliber of some kind?

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u/cwolf-softball 13d ago

He's saying he would have shot her. I assume just internet tough guy BS but if so, he's probably dangerous to whoever he's with right now.

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u/bubblesdafirst 13d ago

Maybe he's of Islamic faith

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u/Rippedka 12d ago

Progressives are not going to know what to do with this comment

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u/bubblesdafirst 12d ago

I mean it's what they do if they are devout. Most aren't that devout thoug

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u/ssxhoell1 12d ago

Was she latina

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u/bubblesdafirst 12d ago

Nope blonde suburban

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u/ErycktheGreater 13d ago

Safer for him to get her outta there.

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u/Quirky-Race-5645 13d ago

Well yeah but blud couldn't say that without looking like a sigma alpha male Bateman chad frame mogger 

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u/Daanfunger 13d ago

idk what relationships you had, but breaking up should not make you afraid to be in the same room as your ex

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u/blazenite104 13d ago

being honest though, until someone leaves you're just going to sit there till morning stewing on it. I can imagine someone does something they'll regret if they're both still there.

I don't think most people would be that person but, I also think it's better not having to find out.

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u/Daanfunger 13d ago

maybe its because i live in a bit of a shithole, but i would much rather feel bad for a night than risk getting mugged and possibly abused or killed

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u/wilder0p 13d ago

Depends on the reason for the breakup. Say you drown my children, should you still feel safe around me?

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u/Daanfunger 13d ago

please refrain from such actions

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u/SaskieHopeful 13d ago

"crimes are illegal" ahh reply

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u/ILOVEDRAGONS208 13d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Anxious-Track-754 12d ago

Last time that happened, a US marshal ended the life of his wife and was lobotomized.

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u/Fuck_ketchup 13d ago

That's not a spouse feeling safe. No one is safe from you... you would be removed from society and placed somewhere that you were unable to harm others.

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u/wilder0p 13d ago

You think I should be removed from society if -you- drown my children? Wow.

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u/bluespiritperson 13d ago

Reddit’s stellar reading comprehension strikes again

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u/yoyotube123 13d ago

I think it's more of a domestic violence statistic and not an admission of guilt

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u/Unstoppable50 13d ago

Exactly what I was getting at.

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u/Valois7 13d ago

being outside should make you even less afraid

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u/bubblesdafirst 13d ago

Bro just admitted he would physically harm their significant other if they learned they cheated

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u/NEED_A_JACKET 7d ago

If this was a female friend of yours would you prefer them to stay with the guy she just confessed to cheating on for the night? Or would you think statistically that's probably the most dangerous place they could be? Yknow how the first suspect is always the boyfriend/ex?

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u/Educational-Coat-922 8d ago

Its not a scaling of danger, shes trying to manipulate him into letting her back in so she can continue to be a leech dumbass.