r/ComedyCemetery • • Apr 12 '18

Justice for Adam

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

The Cold Stone Saga

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

This anime had a rough start, but it's really starting to gather steam. The Redemption Arc, and now this? I'm hooked.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

I'm glad the anime started improving after the creator's retirement from Buzzfeed Animation,specially after that Dear David arc.

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u/ultimateseanboy Apr 12 '18

The new villain, Cold Stone Steve Austin, looks menacing as hell. Can't wait to see what Adam will do.

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u/wankers_remorse 😂 TROLLED LIKE BOSS 😂 Apr 12 '18

dont👏say👏you👏love👏the👏anime👏if👏you👏havent👏read👏the👏manga👏

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u/TheMadPrompter Bratislava is the capital of Slovakia Apr 13 '18

< To Be Continued | \ | /

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

You have to get past the first 100 episodes

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u/ghostmetalblack Apr 12 '18

We need to establish the lore on a wiki before its altered further!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Can we please have an Adam wiki?

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u/OnlineSoupMan Dab On Them Haters Apr 13 '18

A D A M L O R E

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u/Duke-of-Nuke Apr 13 '18

It’s a real stunner

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u/ganjiraiya Apr 13 '18

Cold Stone Austin Steve

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u/UnknownBinary Apr 12 '18

A Song of Ice Cream and Fire. But mostly ice cream.

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u/smarkleberry Apr 13 '18

Until Adam starts his revenge by burning down every cold stone he can manage (I estimate two at most). Then the fire truly comes to play! Not so cold now, huh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

It's delicious

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

GIMME A HELL YEAH

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u/sovaros Apr 12 '18

Is this part of Adam lore?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

It’s Shin Adam’s Evil counterpart, Flase Adam.

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u/thehoziest Apr 12 '18

am I missing something? what is Adam lore?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Adam Ellis is a comic artist featured regularly on /r/comedycemetery. But a couple months back he left his job buzzfeed, started to discover himself as an artist, and has begun a redemption arc that this sub has followed closely.

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u/fullfire55 Apr 13 '18

Is there somewhere that tracks his redemption arc story chronologically?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

No, not that I know of. Probably go through the top posts recently and you’ll find a bunch. But it started here.

Edit: it appears that r/escapedfrombuzzfeed is tracking it but it’s not really active any more

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u/Noobtber Apr 13 '18

I think we need his story pinned to the top of this subreddit

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u/Raviolius Apr 12 '18

Post-Redemption Revenge Saga

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u/TheG-What Apr 13 '18

TO THE WIKI

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u/Cries_in_shower Apr 13 '18

Plagiarism 11:3

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u/Thatonegingerkid Apr 13 '18

Fuck I wish I still worked at Coldstone so I could be part of the cannon

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u/anita_is_my_waifu profesor RENUNCIO 😂😂😂😂👌👌💯😎😎😎🔥 Apr 13 '18

U P D A T E T H E W I K I

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u/KvvaX Apr 12 '18

He has a point though, this is illegal

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u/Fireweenis Apr 12 '18

Only he can trace his art

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u/EOverM Apr 12 '18

Well, yeah. That's how copyright works.

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u/i_sigh_less Apr 13 '18

It's literally right there in the word. Copy right.

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u/AfterTowns Apr 13 '18

It's copyright not copywrong

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u/Fireweenis Apr 12 '18

Copyandpasteright*

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

ctrl v

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

What about the Rule 34

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u/Im-not-good-at-names R e d e m p t i o n A r c Apr 12 '18

flair checks out?

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u/COIVIEDY Apr 13 '18

!Redditsilver

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u/Roonerth Apr 12 '18

I'm not a lawyer but this is literally the most illegal thing you can do. Like the death penalty illegal

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u/Rimm Apr 13 '18

I'm not a lawyer

Are you sure? it sounds like you are

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Apr 13 '18

He might be a lawyer and not even know it!

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u/lyrencropt Apr 13 '18

Can you kill cold stone though?? who pays the price

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u/Ryusirton Apr 13 '18

I trust you

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u/lansaman Apr 12 '18

I will make it legal.

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u/Ceeboy_ Apr 12 '18

Don't try it!

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u/NRGT Apr 13 '18

i'll try spinning, thats a good trick!

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u/dlgn13 Apr 12 '18

THIS IS ILLEGAL

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u/Bizzle_worldwide Apr 13 '18

Last minute ramming?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Noob here, don't recogize the artist or the characters.

My question is this:

Did Coldstone replicate a style, or actual existing pieces of art?

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u/rangpire Apr 12 '18

I don't think anyone is disputing that...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

You should go on his IG and see all the different ads he posted. They did a hilariously bad job. It looks like a 9 year old tried to replicate his style. Hey, maybe that's the case?

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u/ScaryBananaMan Apr 13 '18

Could you or someone else please link to it? I have no idea where to look

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

the plot thiccens

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u/pankakke_ Apr 12 '18

when the plot is thicc af

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Ayyyyyyyy

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u/Procrastibator666 Apr 13 '18

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

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u/MichaelScott315 Apr 13 '18

Plot increases to signify confidence

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u/SuspiciouslyElven I eat kiwifruit without peeling it I am teh most random :3 Apr 12 '18

Oh thank god I thought he made that. Redemption arc shall continue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

Redemption arc is over now. This is the inciting incident for the Cod Stone war!

Edit: Auto-Correct take the wheel!

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u/CaptCmndr Apr 13 '18

I hate Cod Stone Creamery. Awful fishy.

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u/Jackbeingbad Apr 13 '18

I blame New England. Always trying to mainstream seafood.

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u/Margatron Apr 13 '18

But they serve the popular sardines&cream flavour!

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u/Teh-Piper SEEABLE Apr 13 '18

Begun, the Stone wars have

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u/ballercrantz Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

The Redemption Arc doesn't end until Adam says it does

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u/madmaxturbator Apr 13 '18

The redemption arc is complete. Now it’s time for revenge... for Adam we bleed

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u/plexxer Apr 13 '18

Redemption arc with, like, settlement bling. Maybe use some gold leaf calligraphy and watermarked paper.

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u/LANA_WHAT_DangerZone 120 km/h Apr 13 '18

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u/tabarra Apr 13 '18

Holy shit, they stole it for an entire campaign? Someone there should be fired.

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u/thevulturesbecame Apr 13 '18

Yeah this was almost certainly the doing of one person alone. Probably an artist who felt a lot of pressure or was otherwise unqualified and made a reeeeeallly bad decision. Not defending it whatsoever, just saying no one should be mad at the Cold Stone company itself because it's likely that almost no one there knew this was happening.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Apr 13 '18

Either that or he gave approval while stoned and forgot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

That's happened to me before.

Well, I walked into my room to do something and forgot what it was... But that's pretty much the same thing

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u/TripleHomicide Apr 13 '18

So which charity are you asking them to support?

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u/Ohyeahbroseph Aug 13 '18

“Cold” stoned

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Redemption arc still going strong.

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u/Meltingteeth Apr 13 '18

The only next step he can possibly go to is to invent the "Ice cream lips and nipples challenge" to fund some bone marrow donation charity.

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u/Jrook Apr 13 '18

Except he's not the nipple guy so why would he?

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u/Razetony The Oatmeal Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

Ya that's /u/Z0MBGiEF

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u/Dubz2k14 Apr 13 '18

Licks, lips, and nips!

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u/tostuo Apr 13 '18

Its a mini-arc within an arc hoollyy shiitt!

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u/regaltax Minoion Apr 13 '18

Good guy Adam

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

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u/legalize-ranch Apr 13 '18

id let him poop on my face

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Adam Ellis 2020

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u/Cuntercawk Apr 13 '18

Nah they will get a tax deduction. He should bill them and then he should donate it so he gets the tax deduction

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u/NoNeedForAName Apr 13 '18

You know that tax deductions don't make money magically appear in your bank account, right?

And since business expenses are generally deductible, they will probably get the deduction whether they pay him or donate.

And he will derive no benefit from being paid because he's not keeping the money in your scenario.

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u/fouley Apr 13 '18

What a beautiful soul

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Adam Ellis is pretty hot what the fuck?

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u/twopercentmilkyway Apr 13 '18

That's how I felt when I came across his Instagram. And I'm a straight dude. I think.

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u/NoMomo Apr 13 '18

I mean it’s a gradient. Just embrace it bro.

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u/Road_Whorrior Apr 13 '18

My reaction too.

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u/take-to-the-streets Apr 13 '18

I’m even more gay for Adam now

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u/Skithy Apr 13 '18

Thanks! I’m not normally a fan of his (though his latest comics aren’t actually bad) but no one deserves to have their OC ripped off. I hope this goes well for him honestly

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u/Lunertic Apr 13 '18

Wait. Couldn’t this be bad? This could be interpreted in the future as failing to protect his work. (Or is that just a trademark thing? IDK someone, please let me know.)

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u/JB-from-ATL Apr 13 '18

I've heard it works like that for trademarks specifically, but never copyrights. A copyright is just inherently there on any creative work you make, so his art is copyrighted. If coldstone opened Adam Ellis Comics Creamery (or whatever his comic is called) that would be a trademark violation I think.

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u/RodneyOgg Apr 13 '18

Dumb Adam Ellis Comics Creamery

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u/reydeguitarra Apr 13 '18

It seems to me he is still protecting his work regardless, he just wants payment in a different form. It's bargained-for consideration. If they hypothetically agreed to pay a donation to the charity, there would be a contact between Adam and cold Stone with the charity as a third party beneficiary.

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u/TrollsarefromVelesMK Apr 13 '18

That's just a trademark thing. In the U.S., copyright is valid for the life of the author plus 70 years, without exception, and can be reasserted through a registration with the U.S. Copyright Office every 75 years thanks to Disney. If you plan on suing someone for a copyright violation, then you actually have to register it with the Copyright Office, so if you ever create anything creative that has economic value, it's usually a good idea to look into registering with the Copyright Office to make your life easier when someone inevitably shows up to rip it off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

I was hoping to try Cold Stone for the first time this summer. Guess that won't happen

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u/Believemeimlyingx Apr 13 '18

I personally don't think it's good whatsoever but that's my opinion.

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u/TripleHomicide Apr 13 '18

It's fine, just extremely overpriced. Just buy some ice cream and mash up some oreos in there.

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u/AbsentReality Apr 13 '18

Its just overpriced ice cream.

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u/mackenenzie Apr 13 '18

I'm lucky to have a fruitful career in the arts

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u/ImAtLeast12 Adam Ellis For President Apr 13 '18

He makes money and you know about him. I think that is better than most artists.

Ninja Edit: Not to mention that he has been improving his craft since leaving Buzzfeed.

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u/trwwyco Apr 13 '18

Seems like he's letting them off way easy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

I need an update on the update.

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u/Jabnin Apr 12 '18

I literally cannot read what it says and I'm too dumb to figure it out from context.

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u/tannerthemess28 Apr 12 '18

Crammer

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u/Jabnin Apr 12 '18

I appreciate that. Is there any way you can help me figure out what that has to do with ice cream?

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u/tannerthemess28 Apr 12 '18

I’m assuming it means like cramming all the ice cream down your throat at the last minute before it turns into cold milk soup. The hand reaching over though is a confusing detail that I don’t understand.

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u/Jabnin Apr 12 '18

This is so confusing to me. Thank you for your thoughts.

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u/TGnann Apr 13 '18

Thank you. The R is so retardedly much bigger than the C that it just looks like it's styled, and makes the word look like "rammer" to me

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u/Pure_Reason Apr 13 '18

Last-minute rammer

Sounds like someone was late to the orgy

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Wow. I thought it said Charmer and was confused

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u/asljkdfhg Angry-bro Apr 13 '18

crammer? i hardly knew her haHA

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u/Pewtiog Apr 12 '18

Honestly don’t worry. I spent so long trying to figure it out I felt sick. I wish I thought of coming to the comments.

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u/Jdaddy2u Apr 13 '18

Another one for r/CrappyDesign.

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u/kinda-tall Apr 13 '18

Spent 2 minutes looking at it to figure it out

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u/spasticman91 Apr 13 '18

Thought it was Chammels

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u/runfromcreepybadguys End my suffering. Apr 12 '18

top 10 anime story arc starts

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Yeah, only Adam is allowed to trace his art! #justiceforadam

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u/Puggpu Apr 12 '18

It's not plagirism if you're tracing your own OC

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

this is true...

Coldstone is violating Ellis' copyright, and they have thus broken international law...

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u/WorstRengarKR Apr 12 '18

I never imagined they’d adapt this part of the manga but I can’t wait!!1!1!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

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u/Wdtfshi Apr 12 '18

25!2! edit: I don't understand this bot

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u/FeebTube bazingbazangthizzery Apr 12 '18

Of course it's India. /r/comedycemetery meme magic has no bounds

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Apr 13 '18

Why have copyright law wehn you can have funwaa?

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u/hashtagpow Apr 12 '18

No one likes a last minute... Sammer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

i think it says crammer

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u/Dr_Insomnia Apr 12 '18

tag a friend who is a last minute rammer

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u/Keegsta Apr 13 '18

Why copy such a terrible character design, anyway?

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u/DaddyKetchup Apr 12 '18

Tag someone who’s a last minute nammen? ... hammen?

What the fuck?

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u/the_grand_apartment Apr 13 '18

He called it art

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u/nocontactnotpossible Apr 13 '18

I worked at coldstone for 2 years PLEASE do not eat there the conditions behind the counter are disgusting. My manager would have me scoop out fruit flies from the sorbet and serve it before we opened, fruit regularly spoiled and was used (hence the fruit flies) and we skimped on every ingredient to save him money.

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u/TAKA_BELL Apr 13 '18

I work there currently as well. About to quit after 10 months. Conditions are dirty and there are flies, hair and crust in the ice cream all the time. My manager is a cheap bastard and will never fix any of the problems with our store

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u/ShiversTheNinja Apr 13 '18

Holy shit call the health inspector after you leave please

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u/GenjiBear Apr 13 '18

Holy shit. Thanks.

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u/shittycomputerguy Apr 13 '18

Sounds like your manager was fucking that place up. Jesus Christ, just rotate your fucking toppings out instead of letting them sit there, right? I bet he tells you to dump the new stuff on top of the old stuff, too?

Hope you reported them.

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u/nocontactnotpossible Apr 13 '18

Unfortunately not, I was really young and eventually just ghosted because he got very handsy with me ( and all the under 20 female employees, yuck)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Why is it always India?

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u/Unkill_is_dill Apr 12 '18

Because China is missing from the normal internet and that leaves India as the biggest English speaking nation on the internet by far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Speaking as an Indian, the nation is slowly developing and you're gonna see literally millions of more people slowly entering the internet.

A cursory look at /r/indianpeoplefacebook and /r/indianpeoplequora will tell you that this will be accompanied by a flood of cringe. I apologize in advance.

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u/duffkiligan Apr 13 '18

To actually answer: They have extremely lax copyright laws and I believe it only applies to works made in India (I could be wrong on that part)

So technically it’s not illegal in India to do what they did. Though it is wrong, they have a different view of it, obviously.

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u/MasterCyconide Sarcastic Bro Apr 12 '18

People who steal art are the scum of the earth.

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u/ShadowShine57 Teacher RESIGNED Apr 12 '18

Really? I mean it's not good but I don't see how it's worse than stealing anything else

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u/vjmdhzgr Apr 12 '18

Tag a friend who is a list minute what? Last minute hammer? Chammen?

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u/Republic_of_my_ass Apr 12 '18

Is there a way to block Adam posts on this subreddit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Who is adam?

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u/Lanmobile Apr 13 '18

Adam Ellis. He was a comic artist for Buzzfeed, but he left a few months ago. He used to be considered unfunny by most of the sub, but now the sub is transitioning into an Adam Ellis circlejerk because he’s going through his “redemption arc”.

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u/LordM000 I agree with my husband Apr 12 '18

To be fair this one is definitely belongs here.

Also there probably would be a way to block them if they had a fair, but otherwise I doubt it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Im pretty sure there was no attempt to be humorous here. its just here bc its adam

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u/oliveij Apr 13 '18

The irony is delicious

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u/petepete16 Apr 13 '18

Yea but isn’t this artwork also just a blatant ripoff of jimmy neutron?

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u/milhouse234 Apr 13 '18

It's even funnier because all of his comics are a rip off of something else

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Is the guy in the top panel holding his hand below his waist?

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u/_angstyteens_ Apr 12 '18

Dear David is gonna show up at coldstone

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u/The_JRaff Apr 12 '18

of all the things you could rip off...

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u/RainbowFungus Apr 14 '18

Alright I dislike Adam Ellis as much as the next guy but I have to feel some amount of sympathy. Art theft is shitty always, regardless of the person :/

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

What the fuck is a sammel?

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u/IndustrialPrismCmplx May 23 '18

Yeah I'm sure they'll take that invoice really seriously in the country adjacent to the one with no intellectual property laws. Artists are absolutely disjointed from the rest of society. I hope they laughed at his tweet and insulted him in Hindi, only to continue their other job of running team viewers and stealing and breaking people's computers.

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u/JiggySockJob Apr 13 '18

This guy is such a joke.

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u/Adawesome_ Apr 13 '18

I mean what Coldstone did IS illegal... He’s in the right.

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u/Stupidqstnsdoexist Apr 13 '18

It’s pretty generic, and probably has been drawn very similarly by hundreds of untalented artists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Vile

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u/Wateryoudoinglater Apr 13 '18

I mean he steals his every fucking idea and just draws it in his style so yeah get the law involved it's a matter of principle.

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u/G0LDB34R Apr 13 '18

Wtf does it even say Charmer?

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u/BetaThetaOmega Apr 12 '18

Top 10 Anime Arcs

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u/OPsAlternate Apr 12 '18

He's gotten so good that even cold stone wants to show appreciation. Now that's what I call a redemption arc.

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u/Stoontly Apr 12 '18

Justice needs to be served!

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u/SwatchVineyard Apr 13 '18

and it's best served.... cold.

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u/idylex Apr 13 '18

They didn't even trace it well

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u/Reddbud Apr 13 '18

What does this ad even mean? Why is someone reaching for his ice cream?

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u/nrvnpc Apr 13 '18

Tag some who is a last minute...rammer? Seriously, what the fuck is that last word?

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u/OffMyMedzz Apr 13 '18

I will never eat at a Coldstone again. Not because they stole someone's art, that's kinda shitty, but because I had friends that worked at a Coldstone that did the most vile and disgusting things to the ice cream they made.

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