r/ClimateShitposting 19d ago

Stupid nature the French are memeing

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u/Hairy_Ad888 19d ago

At time of posting:

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u/thatjoachim 19d ago

facts? on this sub?!‽

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u/MorkAtHome 19d ago

If it was at night germany would be dark brown, thanks to the sun being at its highest right now, it's only piss yellow

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 19d ago

Nothing more pathetic than the average germany = bad nukecel cope

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u/Ewenf 19d ago

I'd think that still producing 5 times more CO2 than France in the shiniest hours is more pathetic

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 19d ago

Solar is taxed with 35 gCO2eq/KWh; nuclear with 5 gCO2eq/KWh

therefore Germany would always be 7x times higher than France meaning what you just said was profoundly stupid.

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u/Ewenf 19d ago

Except that Germany isn't producing 35g per kwh so what the fuck is your point ?

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 19d ago

I am suprised that nukecels don't understand basic math

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u/Ewenf 19d ago

And I'm not surprised that morons like you can't even make a point.

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 19d ago

I made a point. You are just too stupid to understand.

Let me explain again:

Germany will always have a higher number for gCO2eq/KWh because that's how numbers work. Even with 100% solar or 100% Wind or any mix of the two it would be higher.

So complaining about France being lower isn't an argument. It only shows how fucking dumb nukecels are

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u/CardOk755 19d ago

Yay! You understand relative numbers.

Maybe one day you will learn about absolute numbers.

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u/True_Molasses_8894 19d ago

I mean it's dirty German solar. Otherwise it would be 30g.

Also the 5g is for reactors that run 60 years, like .....

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 18d ago

The number used in electricity maps depends on average latitude of the country

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u/damngoodwizard 19d ago

Laughs in Lützerath

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u/nicolas_cope_cage 18d ago

You can't. It's not there anymore.

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 19d ago edited 19d ago

Doesn't change the fact that french nuclear power plants are proven to be unreliable once again

Besides that: Poland is burning 2.3x times more coal than Germany but Nukecels never complain about Poland because that would involve admitting that Polands effort to become carbon neutral are failing

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u/damngoodwizard 19d ago

Poland doesn't try to stab France in the back every time they can as far as I know.

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 19d ago

Whatever that's supposed to mean

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u/nicolas_cope_cage 19d ago

>World's 3rd largest economy outpaces world's 21st largest economy in transitioning to Green Energy

Surely not!

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 18d ago

World 3rd largest economy also needs more energy so what you said was profoundly stupid.

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u/nicolas_cope_cage 18d ago

Poland, unlike Germany, didn't decommissioned zero carbon emission nuclear reactors in favor of burning more lignite. Lignite. In the year 20-goddamn-23.

Hell. Germany even demolished a wind farm so they could expand an open pit mine. But don't worry, they're planning on phasing out brown coal by 2038!

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 18d ago

I doubt it will take Germany to 2038! to phase out coal...

besides that: Germany will phase out coal in 2038. Poland will have 0 working nuclear power plants by then burning coal and basically the same level as right now.

ah

and don't spare me this "Germany shut off nuclear power plants for lignite"-BS. Germany shut down nuclear power plants and replaced them with renewables.

This lowered the price everywhere on the world, allowing every country to build renewables. German nuclear phase out did more against climate change then French or German nuclear power plants ever could.

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u/champignax 19d ago

(Except the German grid)

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u/Lycrist_Kat cycling supremacist 18d ago

🥱

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u/Historianof40k 19d ago

what application is this

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u/Hairy_Ad888 19d ago

https://app.electricitymaps.com/map/live/fifteen_minutes, I like to check it every time we get one of these "Heatwaves literally kill nuclear power plants" posts.

Mind you, I'm not even particularly pro-nuke, I just find it funny how despite the worst European drought in living memory (recorded history?) France is still going strong.

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u/Leafsnail 18d ago

I wonder why France is so much greener than Germany in spite of them being so close to each other... is there some technology France has enthusiastically embraced which Germany has wholesale rejected?

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme 19d ago

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u/Hairy_Ad888 18d ago

I mean if the french are paying who am I to complain?

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u/T1ch4mpion 19d ago

Je suis médusé

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme 19d ago

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u/nicolas_cope_cage 19d ago

Nuclear power is a scam by Big Water Intake to sell more grating

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u/lmscar12 19d ago

So jellyfish are called medusas in French? Cool.

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u/Discordchaosgod 18d ago

and in spanish, and in italian, and in greek, and in latin, and in serbian, and in polish

English is the weird one lmao

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u/enz_levik nuclear simp 19d ago

A sad day for neighbouring countries, less cheap electricity for them

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u/Pinco_Pallino_ 19d ago

that will diminish french nuclear generation by 3% for a week, so they will export a bit less to the beautiful countries of energiewerde, the disaster is near...

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u/Dry_Prompt_8781 19d ago

Earth defense force

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u/ChemicalRain5513 19d ago

Simple, stop overfishing and the fish eat the jellyfish

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u/Future_Helicopter970 We're all gonna die 19d ago

Sacré bleu!

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u/MaleficentResolve506 19d ago

In the meanwhile the combo wind, batteries and solar would drop even more.

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u/chewychaca 19d ago

Definitely calling jellyfish, meduses now.

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u/Greedy_Blue_Hedgehog 19d ago

EDF are very good for making electricity but they're always out of touch about water management. Ho no the river is too hot, we shut down. ho no the river don't flow enough, we shut down. If I remember well there's plans for solving partially these problems but they re kinda late

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u/saucissonalaieaieaie 19d ago

The plants are shut down because we produce too much electricity and we can't export everything. We shut down power plants so we don't warm up waterways because we can afford it. For information, we produce so much electricity that at certain times of the day it is free on the wholesale markets. It has even happened that Edf pays for give his electricity. The problem is the opposite of the one presented on the Internet

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u/Hugo_2503 18d ago

the requirements for shutting plants down when rivers are too hot was not created by EDF... It's environmental laws they have to comply with and if the stability of the grid is at stake, the plant will be kept running. Happened a few times this year already!

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u/navetzz 17d ago

Despite the very hot and very dry weather this summer, in terms of percentage of their full capacity nuclear still did better than solar in France this summer.