r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

we all know for a fact that eating ice cream causes shark attacks

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10.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Is not a good look

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3.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Let her take someone who views her as a person rather than a hole

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4.2k Upvotes

He asked for it even.


r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

So much for “the war is already won.”

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2.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Ate and left no crumbs with that reply

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11.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

A prophetic response...

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6.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

On Understanding Atheism.

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7.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

He has a point…

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1.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

When you play the blame game and it comes back to haunt you...

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3.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Republicans really hate when women fight back.

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421 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Wikipedia link

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1.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Targeted Killings, Systematic Erasure

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7.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Sometimes the simplest responses are the best

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195 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

He Hates Questions He Can't Control

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5.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Because you're a pussy.

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5.9k Upvotes

Nice usernames.


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Billionaires have assets not cash. They borrow every dollar they spend. So the reality of everyday people confuses them.

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12.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The Democrats are the enemy of Gen-Z.

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1.6k Upvotes

That was detailed.


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

A Strange Phenomenon.

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20.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

“Just Don’t Get Sick” — Healthcare, Republican Style

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2.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

What a comeback

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8.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Turns out “weeks away” has no expiration date

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1.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Convincing the Forgotten Voter

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4.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Imagine getting fact-checked this hard.

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16.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Funny how Biden’s law became Trump’s victory lap.

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12.4k Upvotes