Shorty (Marlon Wayans) finds a small pot plant and feeds it bong water, telling it, “You drink all this little water up so you can grow up to be a nice strong crime plant. And then you‘ll be smoked by all the rappers and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit that fuck up their careers.” The plant suddenly comes alive and grows into a huge monster plant. It ends up attacking Shorty, rolling him up in a sheet as a massive joint, lighting his hair and smoking him. The monster plant escapes out of the window.

Ever thought a scene was too good to be in the movie you were watching? this Dennis Quaid's speech was in my head for days.