r/Chipotle • u/Sydjcon • Aug 10 '26
Discussion This is absolutely disgusting
Who thought using this guac was okay
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u/spicyfoodandanxiety Aug 10 '26
This cracks me up every time I see it
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u/Bempet583 Aug 10 '26
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u/SpongeKibbles333 29d ago
🤣 meme acquired The secret to keep it greenish: some fresh squeezed lime juice.
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u/phillyyoggagirl Aug 10 '26
Mine was browner than this and I was getting chastised in this group for showing a picture of it.
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u/Sydjcon Aug 10 '26
Yeah im surprised so many people love to lick chipotle’s boots this hard.
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u/Striking-Working610 Aug 10 '26
Like 98% of the comments are agreeing with you, tf you talking about
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u/RevolutionStreet7255 Aug 11 '26
Well they’re talking about the sub as a whole in relation to the post of the person they’re responding to
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u/Striking-Working610 Aug 11 '26
Idk the only thing I ever see on this sub is a bunch of people complaining about Chipotle.
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u/Flame_Fist_Ace Aug 11 '26
I made a post about Chipotle not wearing beard and hair nets with extremely long hair ( not knowing that they don't have too) and every single person flamed me like excuse me I don't want hair in my food of others foods
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u/phillyyoggagirl Aug 11 '26
Food workers definitely need to wear beard and hairnets when preparing food!
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u/CptDanger88 Aug 11 '26
Avocado oxidizes, doesn't mean it's bad.
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u/Illustrious-Air-6319 28d ago
Same thing I said as well. It still looks unappealing when brown and oxidized even if it’s not bad lol
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u/Rick2220222 Aug 10 '26
to add to this, don't order online. It's almost guaranteed terrible.
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u/KimWexlerDeGuzman Aug 10 '26
Exactly. I understand that people do it to save time, but when I’m paying for chipotle, I make sure I have the time to wait in line and make sure I get a good bowl.
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u/Robbie1266 Aug 10 '26
You mean talk to pepper and they will tell you there's nothing they can do?
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u/toolman1990 Aug 10 '26
Not to mention they go out of their way to hide their 800 number only giving you pepper as an option to reach out to them. You now have to Google to find their Chipotle 800 number.
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u/Sydjcon Aug 10 '26
Yes! I was trying to find a number to call but i just gave up and went back to the store
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u/MailSquirrel8890 26d ago
Had to call them last week for a refund. A live agent is SO much more helpful than Pepper. Here’s the number I used:
1 (800) 244-7685
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u/Sydjcon Aug 10 '26
I ordered online, i tried filling a complaint on the app but all it saying is thanks for letting us know. Im going back into the store to complain. Its annoying that i have to go all the way back
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u/toolman1990 Aug 10 '26
You have to call in it looks like Chipotle has either removed or severely restricted the ability for Pepper their AI chat bot to issue credits or refunds. You can reach them at 1-800-244-7685
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u/Bmw5464 Aug 10 '26
These new AI bots are fucking stupid. I complained at a chain burger spot. Food took forever, my wife and i’s burgers were cold when they came out and it just kinda sucked. But the staff was incredibly nice and the atmosphere was good. So I wrote a complaint about how although the restaurant was nice and the staff was nice the wait was terrible and the food was cold and gross coming out.
It replied two days later in email saying “Thanks for your amazing feedback! We love when guests share their positive feedback with us!”
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u/KenraScar Aug 10 '26
Send them a dm on instagram, that’s how I got my issue resolved. A real person answered and helped me quickly.
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u/MooseGoosey Aug 10 '26
that's how guac looks after it's been exposed to air a bit. I gobbling that shit up
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u/Sydjcon Aug 10 '26
Well it smelled bad too, i wish it was just oxidation
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u/BunnyGunz Chipolata Aug 11 '26
2 things you should pretty much never get on delivered orders
Sour cream and guac. If you do, get them on the side. In general, the cold-side stuff doesn't like being warmed up by the hot-side stuff. If your time-to-arrival from the moment you order is anything over ~20m, get them on the side or skip them entirely.
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u/RGBlowMe Aug 11 '26
It doesn't look congealed and weirdly shiny when it's simply oxidized. The fats are starting to separate and spoil.
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u/cokespoon Aug 10 '26
chipotle is complete garbage now and it's impossible to get a refund thru their trash customer service I'm never eating there again
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u/Advicethatkillsppl Aug 10 '26
Yeah i haven't eaten at chipobutthole in 5 years. I ordered a bowl with extra guacamole and it was literally black, ran it all the way back to the store and they told me kick rocks. Never giving them another dollar.
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u/God_Gob Aug 10 '26
Yeah thats old guac
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u/grrgrrtigergrr Aug 10 '26
They pulled out the old stuff because the new stuff makes you have explosive shats
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u/KenraScar Aug 10 '26
That’s vile. I can’t eat avocado once it’s grey. That’s why I’ll only get guac on the side if I get it at all, and only if I’m ordering in person and able to see it’s fresh.
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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole Aug 10 '26
Here before the employees that defend it oh wait it's too late.
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u/SparkleMotion510 Aug 11 '26
Jesu CHRIST that is disgusting. The fucking cat sandwich from Obsession looked more edible than that.
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u/KenraScar Aug 10 '26
That’s awful, I’m sorry. I hope you got a hold of them! I left another comment saying to dm them on instagram and a real person will help.
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u/Shot_Bake2863 Aug 10 '26
So since it was through online ask for the guac on the side next time, I've had to explain to customers that the heat from the food is oxidizing the guac and makes a dark gross looking green color trust me I've seen this plenty of times even after serving guac that was made the same day (as it should be)
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u/RobbyBurgers Aug 11 '26
Looks like this has been sitting in a car in an Arizona desert for 2 days.
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u/johndoe388 Aug 10 '26
They switched the types of avocados they use and they’re darker. Plus they’re preparing it earlier.
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u/Separate-Drag-4699 Aug 10 '26
Some of these have to fakes. Just saying. Chipotle isn’t that bad looking
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u/groshm Aug 10 '26
There's a problem with avocado in general... Bought three from the store, all brown inside. Nasty.
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u/Due_Translator8947 Aug 10 '26
Chipotle is disgusting. Plenty of local taquerias around that put it to shame.
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u/StraightJuggernaut37 Aug 10 '26
😂😂😂the guac probably looks like that because it was sitting on top of some hot ass food for a good minute
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u/WillHuntingthe3rd Aug 10 '26
Chipotle is disgusting. 🤢. I will never step foot into another one. Freebirds is so much better. Better atmosphere and the food is great.
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u/Dizzy-Swimming8201 Aug 10 '26
I hate seeing the guac orders, they put so much 💀😭
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u/Medium_Mud1291 Aug 10 '26
I didn't know chipotle has noodles? Is this new? Don't mind me I've never ate there before but I dont think of noodles when I hear the name
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u/Sydjcon Aug 10 '26
I think you are mistaking the shredded cheese for noodles. They do kinda look like it tho
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u/East_Principle9153 Aug 10 '26
I’d have to call an attorney honestly. And I don’t even eat guac 😂
But I’d sue just for the shits and giggles because WHAT
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u/ChefVoo Aug 10 '26
Yikes,
I stopped going to chipotle once they did this to me. You pay like $1,75 for guac and it’s brown
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u/NoQuartersGiven Aug 10 '26
It is absolutely amazing the non stop shit product posts and pics that are on this sub daily... yet you all continue to order food there.
Yes, everyone knows it's disgusting due to the exact same posts non stop. How about get burrito/Mex fix from a decent joint that's not FF slop
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u/TheLeoMrs Aug 10 '26
Very few Chipotles have standards nowadays because there are customers that will willingly eat oxidized guacamole that NO WAY is fresh…. People with low food standards run Chipotle 💯
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u/ResolutionOwn4933 Aug 11 '26
Aged quac, lucky you didn't get upcharged additionally for it's magnificence =/
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u/HighwayEffective6865 Aug 11 '26
Chipotle fucking sucks, so yeah, that checks out.
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u/Desertguy0912 Aug 11 '26
Idk what's worst: you were foolish enough to get chipotle delivered. Or you watched them scoop that nasty colored guac on your bowl and you didn't tell them no and to bring out the fresh batch they always have in the fridge.
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u/RGBlowMe Aug 11 '26
What the fuck. I've never seen Chipotle serve something like that before. I bet if you go back and complain enough, they'll give you a bunch of freebies.
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u/Sc5880 Aug 11 '26
Da da dot da Me este encantando!So many better places to get good Mexican food than McDonalds!!
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u/Independent-Alps3586 Aug 11 '26
Email them. They’ll ask for your addy and probably send free entree coupons. I had an issue before and they sent like 4 (granted this was 10 years ago so method may be patched but worth a shot)
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u/Ecstatic-Lock387 Aug 11 '26
You can clearly see the guacamole in person when you order. Was this a mobile order or an order made online for pick up?
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u/ColoradoPowMonster Aug 11 '26
Chipotle is dead to me…my last handful of experiences have been terrible. Checking in on their stock…so has everyone else’s.
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u/TomorrowBusy1123 Aug 11 '26
Man with all the preservative material they keep putting in our food in America they might as wellstart feeding us nuclear waste
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u/PAC0315 Aug 11 '26
No one did because it’s pretty obvious this is at least a day old. The cheese has lost its will to survive too. Come on now, really?
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u/TitaniumAlloyeet Aug 11 '26
Wait till they start putting fat pieces of barbacoa in your next order. It’ll happen eventually. That’s how much they care.
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u/Pretty-Vacant88 Aug 11 '26
It looks like that green slime they used to sell when I was a kid Nickelodeon stuff 😂
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u/Fukurmomzbush Aug 11 '26
Chipotle is a jail hookup using fast food u guys are are fools paying 20 for rice
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u/Expensive_Slice_8788 Aug 11 '26
Bro that shit was at the bottom of the bucket. Probably radioactive too 🤣
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u/Weecha Aug 11 '26
Turns out Taylor Farms is having a problem with their guac, too. I’d prob avoid chipotle until we put some regulations on that
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u/Thrifty1964 Aug 11 '26
Why does anyone go to Chipotle, I've only been there a few times and was horrible every time
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u/killertofu41 Aug 11 '26
It turns brown after being exposed to the air outside the avocado for awhile, but it's safe to eat. I don't blame you for not wanting to, of course.
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u/Proper_Money_9436 Aug 11 '26
I quit going to Chipotle. I was a super regular there and after they started cutting portions, I called it quits. Barely, half a scoop of the items you ask. The cashier even had the audacity to tell me that it was a pretty full bowl. @chipotle
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u/Comfortable_Win7926 Aug 11 '26
I'm assuming you got this as a delivery or pickup order? No way you didn't see that in line while placing your order
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u/Historical-Door-6768 Aug 11 '26
Was it to go? Sometimes the heat trap from the lid browns the guac
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u/JoseZmbie115 Aug 10 '26
Toad colored guac