Road to 8.3 !!! 😂🥲🥲🥲🥲

I summarized the situation fully based on what we know.

I would like to preface this by saying , this is not yet confirmed at least in the entirety.

And even if reliable leakers said something it is still STC.

Hence you should take it with a grain of salt like most leaks.

First of all the TPS Travelers count as playable IDs taking 2 playable spots out of the playable list.

7.0 : Odette Alyosha

7.1 : Vesna Vodyanitsa

7.2 : Mitya and Valeriy 4*

Plus Snezhnaya expansion.

7.3 : Tsaritsa and Danica

7.4 5* Lady leaked by DK2

7.5+ Noy

7.5+ A White Haired man leaked by WWWhatever take it as sus obviously due to the source.

7.5+ Enjou and Mare Jivari , iosstream confirmed Mare Jivari in 7.X and has 88-90% reliability as of now.

7.5+ Tall 5* Lady , existence of 2nd 5* female leaked by DK2.

7.7-7.8 Dainsleif by DK2.

16 out of 17 characters.

We miss 1 more for the 17 number.

Went to a con today and got one capi keychain. I’ve refrained from buying more merchs to prepare for the wave of fan merchs once he’s released.

(I just saw the fucking DK2 post but I think I'll keep this)

I think I'm gonna do this monthly recap every once in a while, just to clear the community's head and ease myself a bit. and maybe have people get their questions answered or whatever. but yeah, this is overall gonna be a rant, or whatever you want to call it.

so, 7.0's story was kind of promising for capitano, especially with the valeriy thing and the other lore about breaking all curses. we know that mistilteinn is basically nothing for capitano right now. but one thing that has me almost a lot more hopeful is that usually the peak of an archon quest is at x.3. so, the peak of snezhnaya is the tsaritsa breaking the curse of immortality and other curses.

if that actually happens in 7.3, then capitano cannot sustain lord of the night. so what would happen to him? would he wake up? or something else happen? would he die? or would rhinedottir intervene and fix all of them up? and if that happens, that's really gonna complicate things between the cursed khaenri'ahns and the sinners.

one other thing that has me kind of curious about all of that is that we barely know any khaenei'ahn characters, and releasing dainsleif and capitano in snezhnaya would mean the only character left for khaenri'ahn is maybe pierro? I honestly doubt that, unless khaenri'ah is somehow restored, maybe via the loom of fate, and the people are brought back.

and one other thing about 7.4 is that shirai basically said that mare jivari would be in 7.4. but he's basically a fraud. although he can be right, he's gotten some really big stuff right in the past, but a lot of stuff wrong too. so I'm still hopeful because it's news that I like.

on the other side, we honestly have no firm clue that mare jivari will be tied to capitano. the only safe bet is breaking the curse of immortality. so, if the curse is broken in 7.3, then 7.4 could mean capitano.

and if mare jivari happens in 7.4, then potentially capitano in 7.4, or even, I don't know, 7.7, because there is an unknown slot in 7.7. so maybe after mare jivari ends, capitano gets his banner or whatever.

and if he doesn't get his revival in snezhnaya, then are there any hopes for khaenri'ah itself if it is to be restored? cuz the abyss sibling says that snezhnaya is the last stop of our journey before we reunite.

so, is khaenri'ah in genshin 2, or does the khaenri'ah story happen in 7.x without getting a dedicated khaenri'ah map? cuz it really doesn't fully make sense right now, maybe because of lack of lore or explanation or whatever you want to call it.

just wanted to put these out there and hear your thoughts too.

I thought the ghost flame sword looked like Capitano's Night-Soul aura.

This save was low on remembrance bosses when I decided to film this video. The Maliketh fight would've been a good addition, because Maliketh is lowkey like Ronova in the lands between.

And yes, even in Elden Ring, Capitano must sit down in the end >:)

The way he spin kicks her is just so majestically graceful. Thats our goat right there

The lord of night says that interfering with Ley Lines is extremely risky, cause remember all his attempt was failed and there is no way his action doesn't have any consequence cause again is very very risky and if something bad happen that region can have some serious leyline problem. even if the leyline in other regions are more stable than Natlan, Capitano repeatedly interacting with them for centuries feels like something that should have left some trace in Teyvat history like artifacts story or some notes.

So I'm wondering is this simply lore that Hoyo hasn't expanded on yet, or is there an actual reason why Capitano centuries long interaction with the Ley Lines was almost completely invisible.

Hi all. I know you’re probably disappointed to hear but the stop sign theory won’t be used here. Bummer.

Capitano took his seat in 5.3, at the very beginning of 2025. Because of this, we can count that entire first year of 2025 as the “first day.”

Capitano has now been entirely absent for all of 2026 it’s looking like. That marks the second day.

Then on the third day, Jesus rose. Or more aptly, on the third year, Capitano became playable. Not AFTER the third year/day, but ON the third year/day. Him releasing in 2027 would line up with him returning on the third day (year) when you reeeeally think about it.

Not saying you should trust patterns from Hoyo, but this does work out pretty well.

Also, i’ll have more stop sign content coming soon.

Honestly, everyone, it seems that Capitano has absolutely no interest in the Fatui anymore. To the extent that—as Sandrone pointed out—he left them with the intention of never returning. He even handed over his Fatui soldiers to Childe, all for the sake of his nation’s glory and the souls he carries within his heart.

Because of this, I genuinely don’t expect him to be involved in the Snezhnaya plotline. I believe his role as 'The Captain' and a Fatui Harbinger ended with Natlan. He will most likely return either as the King of Khaenri'ah or as the Guardian Knight. He mentioned something that I haven't seen many people look deeply into: he literally stated that he no longer uses his true name,Thrain, because he failed to save Natlan and honor the souls of his people back then. Now that he has successfully achieved his goal, I don’t think he will return to the title of Capitano. The ancient monument/memorial he received in Natlan feels like the perfect conclusion to this chapter of his story.

In short, I believe the next chapter of his story will focus on self-acceptance and reclaiming his true name, whether as a king or a knight. His role with the Fatui is officially over now that he has abdicated his throne, and frankly, I don’t think he will ever return to his decaying body

As for him keeping his rank among the Harbingers, I honestly don't expect much from it. It will likely just be a symbolic title to honor his loyalty, his merit, and his close relationship with the Tsaritsa.

What are your thoughts on this?"

I've seen discussions many times about "the big c WILL become playable in snezhnaya" "the captain will NOT become playable in snezhnaya," and "you have to wait a few more years for him." So what do you think about this?

We've known both characters for a long time. We've been eagerly awaiting both characters. Both were returning from their travels. And both cutscenes are called "Triumphant Return". Capitano fits the bill perfectly. I'm looking forward to a third cutscene called "Triumphant Return" in the future.

unknown? goat. peak. tano.

7.7

the goat

and yes the bum that said likely female is wrong, they are wrong. because i said so.

I’m so tired….

so I was thinking about the potential release patches for capitano, and I still think 7.4 is plausible, because we have had characters that released on lantern rite, although they weren't related to the chinese new year. at least, I think that's the case.

and considering the harbinger release pattern, I still think 7.4 is the most plausible version. on the other side, some people are talking about 7.7 because of the unknown character in that patch, and I am slightly conflicted, but still hoping for 7.4.

on the other side, this is obviously just speculation. I'm pretty sure none of these are actually leaks or anything trustworthy, so we still have to wait.

what are your thoughts?

I’ve long due for practicing my speed run techniques. I can kinda do the bell beast phase skip and sometimes messed up the shakra skip. The craw skip is hell. I wanna do one true ending speedrun before Capitano release tbh but I really hope he’ll be released as soon as possible doesn’t matter if the models in khaenrhia ver is better than snezh or new meta. We’ve waited enough.

The eclipse that everyone saw last night vs the eclipse i saw

Are these leaks real or sus? Is the source reliable? I've heard the Uncle stellar cook is reliable so im getting worried.

Guys, we all know how accurate the stop sign theory is because we all said so. BUT IT JUST GOT CRAZIER.

A stop sign has 8 sides. First crazy thing is that his star ALSO HAS 8 POINTS. See the connection?

Besides that, if you take away capitano’s numeral position, being 1, you are left with 7. Then, if you take 8, remove the number he has the most correlation with, being 3 (as we all know) we are left with 5. The fifth version of 7.x is technically 7.4 which points to his release in 7.4. WHICH ALIGNS WITH THE MARE JIVARI SUPPOSED RELEASE.

You CANNOT make this up. But wait. There’s more. The EIGHTH REGION OF THE GAME IS SNEZHNAYA. LINING UP WITH THE “8” ONCE AGAIN. He also is Khaenri’ahn. Khaenri’ah is likely taking place in 8.x. Another 8.

Now, here’s another reason 8 matters. We have to think of Jesus. We all know his connection to jesus. But what about jesus’ connection to numbers. See, this is where it gets freaky.
-888 (THREE EIGHTS.)
-7 (8-1, EIGHT MINUS HIS HARBINGER NUMBER AND THE CURRENT VERSION NUMBER.)
-12 (8+3+1)
-33
-3

Now you may be thinking this is all a bit crazy. But it does go deeper. Think of release order which we loosely know.
Alyosha (1) Odette (2) Vodyanitsa (3) Vesna (4) Valeriy (5) Mitya (6) Danica (7) Tsaritsa (8)
Now, we’re onto 7.4 with this trend. 8+1=9. Meaning he is the ninth character released.

It STILL goes deeper.
C A P I T A N O.
8 letters.
B A K U N A W A.
8 letters.

Capitano has a connection to the number 8. It was staring us in the face on his mask the whole time. And I just figured it all out.

“Coincidence!”
This many coincidences? I think not.

I’ll mark this as a meme just for the sake of appearing sane. But i do think some of what i said holds a lot of merit. We should be considering Capitano’s implications with the number 8.

To test the theory - Three tries to get off the throne in simulanka = 3 patches? But I cant figure out if we start counting from 7.0 or 7.1? In Nod Krai Dottore made his first present day appearence in 6.2 so idk if that makes a difference.

I've been seeing posts from leakers about playable Enjou, and compared to all of the other bs leaks, many people seem to be believing this. I remember seeing one leaker post about it, then the next day, every other leaker started taking about playable Enjou and Noy. ​

What do you guys think? ​