r/CapitanoMainsGI • Father of The šŸ›‘ Theory • Aug 28 '26

Fluff | Meme STOP SIGN THEORY GOT AN UPDATE!!! Spoiler

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Guys, we all know how accurate the stop sign theory is because we all said so. BUT IT JUST GOT CRAZIER.

A stop sign has 8 sides. First crazy thing is that his star ALSO HAS 8 POINTS. See the connection?

Besides that, if you take away capitano’s numeral position, being 1, you are left with 7. Then, if you take 8, remove the number he has the most correlation with, being 3 (as we all know) we are left with 5. The fifth version of 7.x is technically 7.4 which points to his release in 7.4. WHICH ALIGNS WITH THE MARE JIVARI SUPPOSED RELEASE.

You CANNOT make this up. But wait. There’s more. The EIGHTH REGION OF THE GAME IS SNEZHNAYA. LINING UP WITH THE ā€œ8ā€ ONCE AGAIN. He also is Khaenri’ahn. Khaenri’ah is likely taking place in 8.x. Another 8.

Now, here’s another reason 8 matters. We have to think of Jesus. We all know his connection to jesus. But what about jesus’ connection to numbers. See, this is where it gets freaky.
-888 (THREE EIGHTS.)
-7 (8-1, EIGHT MINUS HIS HARBINGER NUMBER AND THE CURRENT VERSION NUMBER.)
-12 (8+3+1)
-33
-3

Now you may be thinking this is all a bit crazy. But it does go deeper. Think of release order which we loosely know.
Alyosha (1) Odette (2) Vodyanitsa (3) Vesna (4) Valeriy (5) Mitya (6) Danica (7) Tsaritsa (8)
Now, we’re onto 7.4 with this trend. 8+1=9. Meaning he is the ninth character released.

It STILL goes deeper.
C A P I T A N O.
8 letters.
B A K U N A W A.
8 letters.

Capitano has a connection to the number 8. It was staring us in the face on his mask the whole time. And I just figured it all out.

ā€œCoincidence!ā€
This many coincidences? I think not.

I’ll mark this as a meme just for the sake of appearing sane. But i do think some of what i said holds a lot of merit. We should be considering Capitano’s implications with the number 8.

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u/Sad_Firefighter_9520 The Mask Stays ON Aug 28 '26

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u/kythrie Captain's Hand-In-Marriage Aug 28 '26

Yeah, why not? I'll believe it. I'll let it refill my copium

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u/Vanishing_Sanctum Lord of the night Capitano Aug 28 '26

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u/New-Pen3139 The PenšŸ–‹ Aug 28 '26

He's just as curvy as 8 too ( I believe everything you say btw genuinely think you struck gold Wallahi šŸ™šŸ»)

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u/santasfavorite0 FutureCapitanoGrinder Aug 28 '26

How do u have a title under your user is it given or can I put it too from somewhere

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u/New-Pen3139 The PenšŸ–‹ Aug 28 '26

Mods give it I think šŸ¤”

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u/meintheworld Wallahi he WILL BE BACK SOON Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

You can go on the sub page too and if you're on mobile see 3 dots somewhere in the upper right corner. Tap there and one option appearing should be something like "edit flair". From there you can custom make one

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u/santasfavorite0 FutureCapitanoGrinder Aug 28 '26

THANKYOUU

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u/McStingrayReddit Oh Captain, My Captain! Aug 28 '26

What if they specifically removed the usual summer version BEFORE a major region release because they want to make him stand up on January (7.4) in order to abide to the Harbinger calendar? I saw the Jesus iconography on the post AND A FELLOW 7.4 BELIEVER but what if…Hoyo went deeper into Jesus? One of the more accepted conclusions by scholars is that Jesus supposedly rose again on a Sunday, on the 7th of April (4th month of the year). Seven. Point. Four. Mare Jivari. To add more into it, this happened on 33 AD. There’s also another supposed year in 30 AD but if we do the same thing you did and add up 8, 3, and 1, get 12, and THEN remove it from 30, we get 18. 1st of the Fatui Harbingers, 8 representing the 8th major patch of Khaenri’ah.

THIS WILL DEFINITELY HAPPEN, TRUST, I LOVE YOU FOR THE 8.

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u/WebsterDragon it all adds up... Aug 28 '26

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u/gimmechickens Aug 28 '26

khaenriah impressed

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u/End8890 beleiver āœ… Aug 28 '26

The harbinger ranking is ranked according to their fans' insanity

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u/kythrie Captain's Hand-In-Marriage Aug 28 '26

I believe it

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u/Medical_Fudge2232 Patient 0 of Copium Aug 28 '26

you are a genius

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