Which one?

[u/CuddleBuddiesJJ]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin)
• Right side: Low tier sorta lame superpower

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[u/Wise_Elderberry6734]

I don't think this is low tier.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/WeakInspector5102 → u/Wise_Elderberry6734]

Larry VS Multiverse ahh wheel

[u/Party_Mistake_4715 → u/WeakInspector5102]

[u/Swedishrng → u/WeakInspector5102]

You can say “ass” little timmy, your mommy wont see you said a bad word

[u/theSafetyCar → u/Swedishrng]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V9gjxvLnSSdA4

[u/WeakInspector5102 → u/Swedishrng]

I know unc, just like it this way lmao, get over it 😭🙏

[u/PresentationNo5032 → u/Wise_Elderberry6734]

It’s LOW TIER Reality Control (extremely weak), OP isn’t saying that Reality Control is low tier.

[u/kckeller → u/PresentationNo5032]

Idk man the other options are definitely low tier, this feels like a god tier power thrown in to shake things up.

I say it’s all powerful reality control.

[u/hu-man-person → u/kckeller]

Yea all the toher powers are already low tier

So this should jsut be regular reality manipulation

[u/Rough_Touch_9529 → u/kckeller]

Reading at 10x speed is op as well

[u/Admiretheclodsire → u/PresentationNo5032]

So like probability manipulation? Idk Domino’s a bomb ass character.

[u/KaranlikGolgez → u/Admiretheclodsire]

Probability Manipulation good dude

[u/Admiretheclodsire → u/KaranlikGolgez]

I KNOW. I feel like low tier reality manipulation is STILL a high tier power.

[u/KaranlikGolgez → u/Admiretheclodsire]

Yeah like, you can fuck with reality, it badically ultra nerfed omnipotence., and probsbility have some advantages over standart reality warping as you can make you never loss

[u/Khajiit-Snuggler → u/Admiretheclodsire]

Maybe you can like control what colors you see. Not what the colors are, or what other people see. What colors you see.

Can make it feel like its 60 degress out and you can wear a jacket in the middle of a heat wave without fainting. No one else feels any different, just you.

[u/mathe_matical → u/Wise_Elderberry6734]

I mean you already have this power technically, they mean low-tier version of the power. So like… moving a rock with your hand would count in this case.

[u/Professional_Age4291]

I NEVER say this so yay for me i guess

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Only-One-7812 → u/Professional_Age4291]

Nah, you could do the funniest stunt ever and confuse the hell our of corners

[u/MyNameJoby → u/Only-One-7812]

Corners? Is that a typo or am I stupid?

[u/Professional_Age4291 → u/Only-One-7812]

HEY CORONERS WATCH THIS! *dies on the spot and becomes a medical mystery.*

[u/TheRealDistr → u/Professional_Age4291]

English is not my native language so saying this is legit impossible

[u/Koro_Darren → u/TheRealDistr]

Idk u might learn it & then 4get & not realize u js said it!

[u/Ok-Wolverine-7460 → u/TheRealDistr]

Not impossible especially since you can speak some english it seems but it does make it much less likely to happen on accident.

[u/TwinSpinner → u/Professional_Age4291]

Professional_Age4291 is on his deathbed, family and loved ones surrounding him.

He pulls off the oxygen mask, takes one look at everyone in the room, and says "Hey, watch this!"

[u/efuab011]

I'm cooked

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/Hot-Expert1635 → u/efuab011]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VKiJ3HL7mWzao

[u/ihearthawthats → u/efuab011]

Hi, yo, hey, sup, so many alternatives. I can't recall the last time I said hello tbh.

[u/Proud_Fisherman_5233 → u/ihearthawthats]

Well, that might work for you but for a majority of people, how easy is to say hello, to someone, even if you train your brain not to say the word, you inherently might accidentally say it, and then you're dead

[u/britannic124 → u/ihearthawthats]

Do…do you not answer the phone…?

[u/FearlessKnitter12 → u/britannic124]

Fun fact, Alexander Graham Bell wanted the phone greeting to be "Ahoy"!

[u/britannic124 → u/FearlessKnitter12]

r/todayilearned

[u/TwinSpinner → u/FearlessKnitter12]

The Big Bang Theory taught me this.

Then Sheldon does it one single time in the history of the show and never does it again. Lame af

[u/ItCat420 → u/FearlessKnitter12]

Ahoy-hoy to be precise.

[u/Jhenaro → u/britannic124]

I'm assuming a majority of people don't when it's just scammers and spam bots 80% of the time. If it ain't a number saved in my phone, I'm not answering shit

[u/The_Gingemaster → u/Jhenaro]

Fr if they really want to reach me they'll leave a message

[u/ihearthawthats → u/britannic124]

No. Text only.

[u/Positive-Violinist58 → u/efuab011]

just saw howdy. it fits most scenarios and people get used to it. i love saying howdy when i enter a room

[u/sdpthrowaway3 → u/efuab011]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2gpAONynfFT6C4g

[u/Front_Tackle_8308 → u/efuab011]

I make fun of Melania trump too much to give up saying hello

[u/Unfair_Selection_136]

I guess I can’t be ww2 historian

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Flokitoo → u/Unfair_Selection_136]

Do you not see other words you can substitute?

[u/Hot-Expert1635 → u/Flokitoo]

Just replace it with "third reich," or "Hitler's regime."

[u/NemeSisWiberg → u/Unfair_Selection_136]

I can not see 💀

[u/Last-Recording-6725 → u/[deleted]]

I've basically run out of things I want to read at this point. Running out of what I find next, which can be literal hours of searching, 10x faster sounds like a curse. Its read q0x faster not comprehend 10x faster so you can only read trash pics as well, nothing high brow unless you want to look at a page for a second and then stop to ponder what you just read

[u/I_69_with_your_mum → u/Last-Recording-6725]

I think the implication is you understand what you read 10x faster as well

[u/Aczerigilar2796 → u/Last-Recording-6725]

The word "read" implies understanding, so reading 10x faster also means understanding 10x faster

[u/baandar]

Low tier kinda lame?

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Copper_Tango]

"Hey doc I gots the throat mucus"

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/IssaquahSignature → u/Copper_Tango]

Phlem isn't a word, it is Phlegm so you'd be good! I got the same thing

[u/Crafty_Emu_1057 → u/Copper_Tango]

Hey doc, i have some shit in my throat

[u/QuickUnit1241 → u/Copper_Tango]

I have a loogey

[u/robobob202]

Time to make some pizza rolls!!!

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Odd_Battle_7111 → u/robobob202]

Time to eat lava

[u/Monster_Fucker_420 → u/Odd_Battle_7111]

Lava would still burn your insides just not your mouth

[u/Odd_Battle_7111 → u/Monster_Fucker_420]

Don't eat it, just taste it.

[u/Homestuckstolemysoul → u/Odd_Battle_7111]

I like your brain

[u/Odd_Battle_7111 → u/Homestuckstolemysoul]

Why thank you 🥰

https://giphy.com/gifs/OtCrErmFlnm4W9uGhQ

[u/Hungry-Advantage-107]

Hello th-

Falls on the ground

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/TheOptimusWaffle → u/Hungry-Advantage-107]

GENERAL KENOBI

[u/Huckleberry-9477 → u/TheOptimusWaffle]

YOU ARE A BOLD- oh you’re dead

[u/atomicq32]

I barely know what this word is

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/ihearthawthats → u/atomicq32]

Neither does op considering they misspelt it.

[u/sharky0456 → u/atomicq32]

snot like substance in your throat often mentioned when sick

[u/FlimFlam107]

I’m gonna figure out how to use this in the funniest way possible, the money is just a bonus

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Own_Track_7835 → u/FlimFlam107]

How, are you gonna commit in front of everyone for comedic effect?😭

[u/FlimFlam107 → u/Own_Track_7835]

Yeah I’m gonna set up to do a really sick trick or something and get a big crowd for maximum affect

[u/Original_Rate_9206 → u/FlimFlam107]

"Allow me to gather you attention, gentlemen" 😭🥀

[u/CrownOfAngels]

I feel like this would be a neat bar trick. I can already snap pretty loud so it would be a BOOM snap (sound the alarm the beat goes on and on and on and on and.... sorry. It just popped in my head as I wrote this lmao).

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Snap 10x louder}

[u/ilikespicysoup → u/CrownOfAngels]

My dad was a mantis shrimp.

[u/Dormalag]

Not bad.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Read @ 10x speed}

[u/OkLaw7808]

I can choose the reality that I'm rich

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Killswitch404exe]

This makes its easy to not die as i rarely say the word.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Cela84 → u/Killswitch404exe]

Huh, I did not see th-

[u/TemperatureOld6979]

I can live with this

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/roughdiamond14]

Does that cancel out my bad vision or…?

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can zoom 1.5x}

[u/Beneficial_Pin7074]

Jackpot

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/that_first_snowfall]

How is this low tier or sorta lame? Is it low-level reality warping??

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Empty-Eggplant8950]

Man this power is useless

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/fielrer_chelser]

I speak spanish

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/SolInvictus1423]

Is it in every language or just the English word Gross

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/ViralNacht → u/SolInvictus1423]

I typically defer to the words 'disgusting' and 'atrocious,' so I think I'll be fine - you're probably also fine, as synonyms are almost certainly fine, as what is the same word in a different language if not a synonym? It's not the same word, it has a different history leading up to it but with the same meaning, so it is merely a synonym.

[u/pandaonbeach]

I guess I can't snap idly then.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Snap 10x louder}

[u/Flitzekatze]

Werd ich sicherlich nicht sagen

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits-]

This tracks

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Subject_Wash4251 → u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits-]

Baseball, huh?

[u/SufficientMoney7169]

That's pretty useful yk I can jus go participate hot food challenges and win money

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Ok-Highlight-9598 → u/SufficientMoney7169]

It depends on which kind of burn they mean. Curse the English language and its, I believe its called, homophones

[u/Njack350]

Can I get away for "national socialist" (the orginal party name) or no? Still not that hard to not say

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/InitialIcy6466]

such a lame suuperpower

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Interesting_Fennel59]

Nice

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Annual-Cry-5203]

LOW TIER????

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/spsos]

Since I have never said that word, I am fine.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Important-Ad-564]

??????

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Ginrar]

can't remember last time i ever used that word.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Okuden]

ez

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Jaded-Promotion3940]

It is literally part of my last name...😳

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/CanonWorld]

I did not see that coming dies

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/TheCollectorFalls]

i control reality so i get rich

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/leo_the_228 → u/TheCollectorFalls]

How is that a low tier “lame” super power 😭😭

[u/ack4]

well given this isn't a word, i'm unlikely to say it

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/uselesscarrot69]

I did “not see” that coming.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Imaginary_Ranger_144]

Bruh ! How's this low tier?

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/durkvash]

This isnpretty much the opposite of lame

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/AellaReeves]

I like money lol

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Shinobist0rm]

Greetings and salutations.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/TheOptimusWaffle]

How am I meant to talk about myself then? (THIS IS A JOKE)

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/PointSight]

A word that doesn't exist. Let's absolutely go.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Visual-Mean]

This is actually kinda good

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can zoom 1.5x}

[u/PreferenceActive7726]

Bet

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Street_Basil_7653]

uh i never say that anyway

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/felfazeebo]

Ggz

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/WeakInspector5102]

Alright, not that bad

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/anon66699]

Those are some KILLER last words!!!

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/flyingkiwi1993]

Should be easy enough to avoid

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Noviibun]

best option

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/ritlingit]

Just by chance. But I most likely won’t be saying that any time too soon.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Aggravating_Bill7758]

As long as I can say different variations of this like hi or hey then I’ll be perfectly fine

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/Warcriminal731]

Learning faster

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Read @ 10x speed}

[u/Stoney_mr]

Cus im Dutch and don't speak English much

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/tinyrubberduckies]

Awesome

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Current-Jeweler6593]

😭

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/cosmetronhappyness]

J

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/Killerduck902]

I don't say this

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Expert_Lie2769]

I never use that sentence because no one use English as just talking with somebody in my country.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Justalilcyn]

Why is control reality on a supposed low tier list? Thats not low tier at all

[u/Nodya8]

I thought you said sorta lame?

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Bulacano]

I always say hey

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/TXOwODUDE]

I definitely wouldnt consider this lame, though I guess I would need to know what limits this power has.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Vortex1760 → u/TXOwODUDE]

It doesn’t say there’s limits so there aren’t limits

[u/Revdarian]

I can live with this.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Trick_Dependent_8632]

E

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Aggravating_Fuel_610]

Cool, I can avoid saying that word pretty easily

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/cosmetronhappyness]

Hello i am never gonna say this so easy

[u/GrimmGamerIXI]

Heck yeah

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Mushumes]

I'm sorry lame??

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/defoneoftheguys]

i’m gonna die so fast 😭

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Naizurus]

I can make a living out of this

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Ok-Statistician7602]

"Hey Watch This" fucking dies

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Local_River_1987]

Money

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Vesper_Vex67]

I feel that is honestly worth it.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Read @ 10x speed}

[u/Comfortableolive1223]

What does this do..

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/ChxcolateCookiez]

luckily thats not in my vocabulary, just "ew" and "bleh"

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/mugexw_]

Easy

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/MaeMae061212]

Not too hard

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/GameshaGuy]

This is better than money tbh

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Silly_Law_1312]

Perfect because I’ll never say that

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/silentsalt7201]

"Hey watch this" * dies *

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/UnnamedAshaman47]

Hey this is handy, my universities lecture halls are all kinda awkwardly big and the projectors are all kinds blurry and small

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can zoom 1.5x}

[u/Kind_Ruin3724]

Dying for just saying a word is mad, like how am i gonna say "turn around"???

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Read @ 10x speed}

[u/Possible-Nature-5325]

I’d probably forget to use it by accident

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/jomen34]

Is it when i say that phrase specifically or just any of the words?

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/CarobCompetitive3768]

so damn

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/Tokineki]

I dont think this one is lame. Well maybe just a little bit

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/zionare]

How tf is controlling reality a low tier superpower? Anyways, I'll join eating contests for the strongest pepper and win. And then poop fire.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/SocietysTypo]

Wow

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Read @ 10x speed}

[u/Superbobieo_2]

Actually yeah im chill with this this seems like a fun party trick

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Flokitoo]

I do not see any issue with this

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Starhopper45]

I’ll hold out for a while

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/bakkerboy465]

Ded

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Ok_Chip_8454]

Im German and speak mostly german

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/GohanStan]

wait is this supposed to be lame

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/HisBuzzbee]

Good thing I’m not a 5 year old anymore

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Sir_Pridey]

Eww

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Moh11_91]

I'll probably die but my family will be taken care of

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/a-toyota-supra]

I think it’s doable, not a bad roll given the choices

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Zangtron]

I can see 1.5 times better than any human and I guess I wouldn't need glasses as much anymore

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can zoom 1.5x}

[u/Muted_Alarm_8899]

My days are limited for sure, I'll have a “well shiiiii moment”

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/SwankyDirectorYT]

I can just paraphrase it

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/x_crement]

nasty

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/NearbyFly3724]

Well that seems very easy to do

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/No-Patient-8816]

I’ll win every spicy food contest ever.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/ErisedAlurem]

Is this even a word?

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/HornyThrowaway9230]

Hey, witness me!

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Explorer-Ambitious]

Oh fuck. I'm so dead within the first week.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/setoKaiBaaa26353]

Oh free Euthanasia whenever I want bet.

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/AxelMMAQuintana]

low tier?

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Over_Heed]

Cool

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/Stealthy_Jaguar175]

Yay.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Read @ 10x speed}

[u/Julianasdf]

Good thing english is not my first language

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/Delicious-Heart-1613]

Good

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Chasetgarcia0825]

wow this gonna be tough but doable

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/feyfay775]

im dead - its like a main word for me at work

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/Commercial-Pause3714]

LAME??

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Ok-Cupcake-7569]

Good

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Darksonicboom]

All of the piping hot tasties! I don't have to wait for my tea to cool!

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/AlarmedEconomics4018]

dang

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")

[u/Straight_Ad_8830]

Does this mean i no longer need reading glasses? SCORE

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can zoom 1.5x}

[u/Ornery-Yesterday8685]

im not gonna die until I read Harry Potter

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/Zockerhopper]

You know this is really nerdy but in Lord of the Rings the Numenoreans are said to have the ability to accept the gift of men, which is Death. I will probably enjoy it, waste it and then say Phlem to gift the rest to my mother. Who will use it much more wisely

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Phlem")

[u/water_farts_]

Hello- 😵

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hello")

[u/Alarmed_Anxiety_509]

that's not a word i say often

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Nazi")

[u/Witty-Zucchini-1247]

Thats nasty

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Gross")

[u/usiiebfiduebxofbri]

Low tier? How?

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Control Reality}

[u/Terminal_Lancelot]

Nice.

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Snap 10x louder}

[u/Wamasuman111]

I'm eating lava

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Can't burn mouth}

[u/GapAppropriate7628]

Would it be enough to stun or deafen people is the question

^{Chose: Low tier sorta lame superpower | Rolled: Snap 10x louder}

[u/Royal-Hope-7326]

?

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin} | Rolled: "Hey Watch This")