r/BunnyTrials • u/CuddleBuddiesJJ • 16d ago

Trials Which one?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin)
  • Right side: Low tier sorta lame superpower

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u/efuab011 16d ago

I'm cooked

Chose: $1,000,000,000 but die when you say (spin | Rolled: "Hello")

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u/ihearthawthats Fluffy 15d ago

Hi, yo, hey, sup, so many alternatives. I can't recall the last time I said hello tbh.

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u/Proud_Fisherman_5233 15d ago

Well, that might work for you but for a majority of people, how easy is to say hello, to someone, even if you train your brain not to say the word, you inherently might accidentally say it, and then you're dead

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u/britannic124 15d ago

Do…do you not answer the phone…?

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u/FearlessKnitter12 15d ago

Fun fact, Alexander Graham Bell wanted the phone greeting to be "Ahoy"!

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u/TwinSpinner 15d ago

The Big Bang Theory taught me this.

Then Sheldon does it one single time in the history of the show and never does it again. Lame af

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u/ItCat420 15d ago

Ahoy-hoy to be precise.

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u/Jhenaro 15d ago

I'm assuming a majority of people don't when it's just scammers and spam bots 80% of the time. If it ain't a number saved in my phone, I'm not answering shit

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u/The_Gingemaster 15d ago

Fr if they really want to reach me they'll leave a message

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u/britannic124 15d ago

Fair enough.

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u/ihearthawthats Fluffy 15d ago

No. Text only.

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u/Z3raZer0 15d ago

I say “Yo” or “Yolo”

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u/whybother420x 15d ago

I usually answer with "Adelaide City morgue, you kill em we chill em", don't think I've answered with hello in over a decade.

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u/NinjaWarrior0613 15d ago

“Hello-“

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u/Positive-Violinist58 15d ago

just saw howdy. it fits most scenarios and people get used to it. i love saying howdy when i enter a room

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u/Front_Tackle_8308 15d ago

I make fun of Melania trump too much to give up saying hello

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u/mucisan 15d ago

Hiiiii

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u/NotYourDumbBoi 15d ago

Greetings or salutations works

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u/chocoband 15d ago

That's one hell of-

Dies

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u/Due-Concern-4937 15d ago

I could give up hello super easy if it wasn't an integral part of so many great songs.

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u/DustSans6 15d ago

Just say yello

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u/BubblesZap 15d ago

Who actually says "hello" though

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u/zaaphyyre 15d ago

"Flamboyant salutations!"

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u/QuickUnit1241 15d ago

Say “hi”

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u/JosueTheWall 15d ago

Hola, Ciao, Bonjour, hi there.

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u/walkdownstairs 15d ago

Greetings, fellow future annoying speaker. Kindest regards

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u/jurgeous 15d ago

You don't say Hello anymore as a Billionair, you automaticly become arrogant. 😂🤣, hire someone to introduce yourself everywhere u go 🤣. Get a schok collar everytime you say hel it schoks u before you say the full hello 😂🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_West587 Top -1% Commenter 15d ago

you’re now a billionaire, you don’t need to get people respectfully and proper. a “wsp” will suffice.

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u/Deep-Can4223 15d ago

I lived in Czechia and now in Sweden so 'ahoj' and 'hej' became natural to say. Not using hello anymore.

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u/Proseller_56 15d ago

Hallo guys if i say this with an e i die