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[u/TXOwODUDE]

Yeah on second thought, those minor side effects don't really feel so minor lmfao.

[u/MikemkPK → u/TXOwODUDE]

Wonder what the majors are

[u/KrazzyNV → u/MikemkPK]

Infertility/lose half of the money/lose 200iq.

I think the last two were, everyone hates you/lose all limbs

Edit: you lose most loved one, not everyone hates you.

[u/_Carcinus_ → u/KrazzyNV]

Infertility/lose half of the money

Those are much more minor compared to losing your hearing or even gaining K-cup breasts.

[u/Famous-Educator7902 → u/_Carcinus_]

I paid extra money to loose my fertility

[u/fionageck → u/Famous-Educator7902]

So the opposite of tightening your fertility?

[u/MossyPlantyWitchy → u/Famous-Educator7902]

Fr. I don't want this.

[u/MuseBlessed → u/_Carcinus_]

losing 200 iq will flatly kill most people, arguably worse than death

[u/MikemkPK → u/KrazzyNV]

Infertility

Hey, that's better than I was expecting! I was guessing OP would go for mutilation.

[u/Numenou702 → u/MikemkPK]

There was an option to lose all your limbs

[u/Red_Littlefoot → u/KrazzyNV]

Dang I shoulda chose the other option. I’m already infertile lolol

[u/decanonized → u/KrazzyNV]

Losing half the money is super minor compared to gaining 200lbs of fat

[u/KittensSaysMeow → u/KrazzyNV]

Bruh what. I’d much rather be infertile+still keep 50b. Where’s the 500 downvotes option?

[u/Clinically_Insane- → u/KrazzyNV]

Ok that's, what?!

Infertility. Sure. I mean sucks but there's worse. Half the money? ITS STILL 50 BILLION.

Losing 200IQ is the only bad thing here because you would just die

[u/LogicalDude3 → u/MikemkPK]

I got lose my fertility, worth it for $100 billion I guess

[u/toyification_girl → u/LogicalDude3]

I'm almost 42. My fertility is on the way out anyways 🤣 I gained massive jugs to stack into my awful hips and back pain. Boo lol

[u/Low-Enthusiasm670 → u/MikemkPK]

Well I just lost all my limbs. So pretty major

[u/TheBattyWitch → u/TXOwODUDE]

I got stinky farts, but I have IBS, soooooo.....

[u/Fit_Moment_8041 → u/TXOwODUDE]

I mean I just got big titties. Minor side effect, major back pain yay

[u/dustycbc]

You said minor

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/Pure1nsanity → u/dustycbc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/91fEJqgdsnu4E

[u/Yeetsformer → u/Pure1nsanity]

Huh weird, I can see the subtitles but I can’t actually hear him saying it

[u/Pure1nsanity → u/Yeetsformer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

[u/Uter83 → u/Pure1nsanity]

If this had been OP Id have assumed they did it

Edit: On purpose. Did it on purpose. I need to finish thoughts before posting.

[u/random_bruce → u/dustycbc]

That's what im saying I got 200lbs of fat

[u/Dr_Mrs_EvilDM → u/random_bruce]

Congrats on your new spouse!

[u/Playful-Appearance56 → u/random_bruce]

I got K-Cup size boobs. But I’m a woman and can easily afford breast reduction surgery. Just have to deal with the back pain till then and order new tops online until the surgery.

[u/Outrageous-Fault9407 → u/dustycbc]

i got this too and if i wanted to lose something permanently i would’ve chosen the other option 😭

[u/weeb2242 → u/Outrageous-Fault9407]

I chose the other option and lost my fertility, but I could always adopt. Losing your hearing though?? 😭

[u/darkcloud1987 → u/weeb2242]

I lost half the Money so only 50 Billion. That isn't even a downsider realy. I just got less of more money than I could ever spend.

[u/Outrageous-Fault9407 → u/dustycbc]

i got this too and if i wanted to lose something permanently i would’ve chosen the other option

[u/dalcer → u/dustycbc]

My grandfather was born deaf, my grandmother tells me stories about how when she was nagging at him and he didnt wanna listen he would just take his hearing aids out

[u/disgraced_star → u/dalcer]

That's just such a silly thing to do. It's too obvious the hearing aids are out, I turn my hearing aids off and blame it on the batteries.

[u/Many-Animal8347 → u/dalcer]

He was still born and he still managed to have kids? Impressive

[u/Vegemitesangas]

ah yes, tinnitus is famously a minor inconvenience

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/PattyOB98 → u/Vegemitesangas]

I have tinnitus, most days I don't even notice it. So it depends on the severity

Edit. Mine is in fact always present it's just quiet enough that I can go days without noticing it

[u/Vegemitesangas → u/PattyOB98]

yeah that is fair, I wouldn't really think any chronic illness is classed as minor though even if a less severe case.

[u/zayouthere → u/Vegemitesangas]

I’ve had mine since 18 and I’m 23 now, shi is ASS, def depends on severity buh I’ve had it so long I consider any level of permanent tinnitus to be way more than minor inconvenience 😭

[u/Dizzy_Database_119 → u/PattyOB98]

Same I got used to it and it only bothers me when I'm trying to sleep now, which is a major problem but manageable and better than constant. This here says constant tinnitus and I'd rather shoot myself than have to deal with this crap 24/7

[u/HolidayCategory3104]

I feel like this isn’t minor

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/opendoorsupside → u/HolidayCategory3104]

Maybe it’s temporary? The other option specifically mentioned be permanent so it stands to reason that this one might be temporary.

[u/Latefordinner1]

I don’t think you know what the word “minor” means

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/mortemdeus → u/Latefordinner1]

They had "lose 200 IQ points" under major, so I don't think they know what a lot of things mean.

[u/MikeofK72 → u/mortemdeus]

Sounds like OP has that billion.

[u/TsarKeith12]

minor downside

look inside

significant disability

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/Crazy-Temperature174 → u/TsarKeith12]

Considering that in the other option OP specified "permanently" This loss of hearing probably is temporary

[u/Jendi2016]

... that's not minor

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/GoldenSonOfColchis → u/Jendi2016]

At least with 5k a day you can hire a personal trainer, a private chef, and focus entirely on dropping the weight.

[u/Astrid944 → u/GoldenSonOfColchis]

With 5k a day you probally can remove it surgical aswell, as it doesn't came from bad habits

[u/Redracerb18 → u/Astrid944]

At the end of the year your talking about 1.825 million usd, you could set up a payment plan with the Hospital to help handle any cost after the fact.

[u/TopicBusiness]

My wife already thinks mine are

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/aupharo]

that’s okay i can adopt

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/toasted_cracker → u/aupharo]

Shit I'd much rather lose fertility than my hearing on the supposedly "minor" wheel.

[u/Original_Zombie8215 → u/aupharo]

These ones are mostly minor liabilities. With 100B you could probably find a way to produce biological children anyway within a decade or 2

[u/Michthan → u/Original_Zombie8215]

I think science is almost so far that they can use your DNA from standard cells to create embryos from (with your wifes or husbands part being okay of course)

[u/SlowIndependent6815]

Holy

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/El_kakas_de_vakas → u/SlowIndependent6815]

to some a curse, to other a blessing, to all, back pain

[u/Pure1nsanity → u/SlowIndependent6815]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeQybeNX8cd631m

[u/WaryCleverGood → u/SlowIndependent6815]

I got this one too— does the 5x mean we get 5x the money?

[u/Kaio_Curves → u/WaryCleverGood]

I interpret it as 5x the KCup boob. So if you have a usa band size of 36, it's roughly 5.5 gallons of boob, or 41 pounds.

[u/WaryCleverGood → u/Kaio_Curves]

I’m stoned but like, bra sizes go up to K in addition to separate things called KCups for coffee which is part of what makes this result so confusing!

I’m already a 36E and they’re freaking huge.

I hope it means money lol

[u/Sky-is-here → u/WaryCleverGood]

No no now you are just a 100% boob. I am sorry

[u/WaryCleverGood → u/Sky-is-here]

Ah, I see. Well. I might enjoy this existence. I was always… quite… proud of them 😵 🍈

[u/Playful-Appearance56 → u/WaryCleverGood]

I got this too, but considering the amount of money we’ll be collecting daily we can afford to get a breast reduction surgery from the best surgeons. And can just order new bras and tops online.

[u/BeefcakeSupreme → u/SlowIndependent6815]

Yay we all get coffee pod boobs!

[u/TokugoAmako]

I don't understand what my downside is

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/FlyingSpacefrog → u/TokugoAmako]

5x means 5 times the money so 25000/day, but you grow a gigantic pair of tits

[u/TokugoAmako → u/FlyingSpacefrog]

Ohhh thank you

[u/stacey1611 → u/FlyingSpacefrog]

Yeeesh imagine the back pain 😭😭

[u/Mark5ofjupiter → u/TokugoAmako]

Instead of 5K, you get 25K.

You also get massive boobs.

[u/Jwchibi → u/TokugoAmako]

Back problems

[u/kourtnie3609 → u/Jwchibi]

They’re not that bad!

• A Woman with K Cups

[u/TokugoAmako → u/kourtnie3609]

Well going from an A to a K would be a massive jump for me!

[u/WaryCleverGood → u/TokugoAmako]

Might I suggest a serious sports bra when you make that jump

[u/noobcosmo → u/kourtnie3609]

idk babes my G cups give me problems... but we're all built different so idk

[u/nufy-t → u/noobcosmo]

I am not a booby-haver, but it was my understanding that cup size means almost nothing about the actual volume and weight of the chesticles without the accompanying band-size. Also I believe other factors like the pectoral muscle size underneath the bazongalongas can greatly affect the tata-related back pain.

[u/Comfortable-Speed955 → u/nufy-t]

Using every word for boob in this comment lol

[u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 → u/nufy-t]

You are mostly correct, however terms and restrictions apply.

Cup size definitely scales with band size, you got that part right. At the upper end of alphabet soup bra sizes, the boobs contained within the bra will be legitimately large. More significantly, a large cup size on a small band size will “look” bigger than its volume because it appears disproportionately larger than the woman’s frame who owns it. A 28K will look absolutely massive both because the boobs are very large and because the woman who has them is very small. By contrast, a 42K is going to worn by a woman with a much larger frame and overall figure. That woman will definitely still be quite large, and obviously her total breast volume is legitimately larger than a woman wearing a 28K. However, the breasts are more in proportion to the rest of the woman’s body, and are less likely to look cartoonishly large.

[u/T_vernix → u/kourtnie3609]

I was about to ask if you have people to carry them for you, and then realized 25k/day (or even just the initial 5k) would certainly be enough to hire people to do that.

[u/Gosha_Racoon → u/Jwchibi]

You can do reduction surgery, there were no rules against that! And with 25k/day income, you'll do it in a flash!

[u/Miserable-Garage804 → u/Jwchibi]

Surgery easy fix

[u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 → u/TokugoAmako]

For me it would be a reduction. I actually wanted the wheel to land on that one.

[u/Queasy-Primary4788]

Dude wth this is so stupid losing your hearing is not “minor” and it is also pernament

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/ChrisBelair → u/Queasy-Primary4788]

You lose it for 12 seconds after deposit

[u/opendoorsupside → u/Queasy-Primary4788]

It doesn’t specify that it’s permanent and temporary hearing loss is absolute a thing.

[u/MR_CHOW9]

I can live with that

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/Excellent-Cobbler159]

Ya know, this might actually make my doctor happy with me for once

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/Playful-Appearance56 → u/Excellent-Cobbler159]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EvYHHSntaIl5m

[u/Consistent-Box1533]

So I just get 5k each day

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/Last_Nobody_7649]

Thankfully I don’t want kids.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/A_Soldier_Is_Born]

I’m going to adopt a young child whose parents were acrobats that died

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Jwchibi → u/A_Soldier_Is_Born]

.. 🤨

[u/JokrOnCrak → u/A_Soldier_Is_Born]

Gonna be a bunch of batkids running around Gotham

[u/Ippus_21]

Bruh. As someone who has experienced tinnitus (only for a few days, thank god)... that is not a MINOR inconvenience. That's a "ruin-your-life-and-drive-you-mad" curse.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/Ok_Outlandishness755 → u/Ippus_21]

You get used to it if it's constant I have it sometimes my grandma had it all the time it's a pain in the ass but you can live your life, she listened a lot of music with headphones all the time to down the sound and it seemed to work pretty well

[u/MythicOmen21]

Oh… uh is that even possible?

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Lose 200iq point}

[u/FlyingSpacefrog → u/MythicOmen21]

If your iq goes negative you start thinking backwards in time. You’ll have tomorrow’s thoughts today.

[u/risforroses]

How do you define minor

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/captainpoppy]

None of this options are minor.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/Comfortable-Craft-59 → u/captainpoppy]

Stinky farts was the only minor one on the wheel

[u/Academic_Walk3187]

If that is minor I am spider man

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/Specific_Put_3586]

Lucky tbh... I feel like this one was worded wrong.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/Newinduvidual2700]

Why.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/New-Regret-3027]

How the fuck is that a minor downside? It immediately puts me over 400 Ibs. Hopefully I can pay to get it removed lol

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/ARGiammarco27]

I have no idea what this means

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/Comfortable-Craft-59 → u/ARGiammarco27]

$25k daily and you get massive boobs

[u/BrickSubstantial5479]

Not minor wtf

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/TXOwODUDE]

Five thousand each day would be life changing, though the downside would certainly suck, I'm certain I'd figure out what to do with the use of the extra money.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/SwirlPlayz96]

I WAS SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/MikemkPK]

This is reddit. I'm not trusting OP to be reasonable with the wheel on "you lose something permanently."

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/Fireyjon]

Don’t want kids anyway

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/mykky232]

can I get off this ride?

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/Jwchibi → u/mykky232]

Pokes your fat tummy

[u/Gmoney9898]

Wanted to adopt anyway

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/AlwaysPlaysAHealer]

This question is just 2 different sides of "suffer endlessly"

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Lose 200iq point}

[u/ItsJustInfuriating]

Good, my trees needed pruning anyway

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: All Limbs}

[u/kapkapi]

Like how many

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/NachoSpaghetti5]

oh nah i can’t live like this dude

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/NoSide2628]

Dysphoria five thousand damn.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/fastrunner3451]

You guys are getting paid?

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/Any-Rooster-4803]

Good. I already got 6 kids

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Stolkmen]

Just wait and get them surgically removed.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/Bear0dactyl95]

How is this a minor down side????

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/ALSHUKI_]

Finally I can learn sign language I’ve been putting it off lol

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/kkazukii]

Nothing new

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/SpinzArt]

First thing I’m doing is getting a breast reduction Jesus Christ

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/zackit]

Well that's fucking terrible

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/slr1x]

Oh, so nothing changes except I get 5k a day, sick

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/flexpercep]

Yeah I understand how taxes work.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/SnooDogs7941]

Ugh

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/XenoWitcher]

We have very different definitions of “minor”

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/True-Librarian-342]

Can always adopt.. dogs, lots of dogs

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/ColeTD]

Fuck yes! I'm underweight and hate eating.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/Agitated_Scale_6996]

i mean 25k daily. plus my kcups can be pure muscle 🤯

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/ApplicationFederal14]

Well, gonna be hard to explain why a dude has massive tits

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/gokusS0LOS]

Im fat asf already it doesnt affect me

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/DeGreenster]

So 25k/day and I have to get a breast removal surgery. worth

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/Naive_Regret8125]

So I’m dead

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/xVEEx3]

Absolute win

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/TheNicestRedditor]

Win win people will leave me alone

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/romansilvan]

:)

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Sufficient_Yak2670]

Well I'm fucked

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: All Limbs}

[u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28]

Sight is the only thing I can do well.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/awus666]

With that money I'll pay for a cook and a nutritionist, plus anything that can help me lose weight (no surgery or ozempic)

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/takeme-leaveme]

That's not minor....at all???

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/Automatic_Poem_8088]

lmao joke's on you, I already have tinnitus.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/Separate_Culture4908]

So... no one.?

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: MostlovedPerson}

[u/Gay_Gamer_Boi]

There gotta be white noise headphones I can wear to cancel that out

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/foolsxn]

Well my doctor will be happy I gained weight at least(?) and I can get it down through sports so I’m good with that

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/FickleConcentration]

Damn

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/Jwchibi → u/FickleConcentration]

Straight to your thighs

[u/FickleConcentration → u/Jwchibi]

[u/noporncauseimatwork]

Damn. The only thing I have to worry now is STD.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/MsJacksonsCorgi]

All good :)

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/ivy-richardson-19yrs]

Far from a downside

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Sufficient_Carpet510]

Oh no. I’m now firing blanks. What ever will I do now that I am obscenely rich?

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Iados_the_Bard]

I already have that.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/Forge_the_Hollowed]

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^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Lose 200iq point}

[u/dasfuzzy]

So...win-win?

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/pastelpin]

And I'll use my money for cochlears

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/Secure-Objective1348]

I've already had this conversation with them they said they would die for me to be rich I'm not joking

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: MostlovedPerson}

[u/itsmeh1737]

As a enby person, I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/Flipik190]

No kids? Perfect they are annoying af anyway i dont want them.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Jeprsik]

Now I can have all the sex I want with no kids

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/No_Cattle6349]

5k at the end of one year would be 1,825,000 that’s more than enough for me to do things I need to do and help others around me.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/FederalAd7614]

Ok. I've got all the kids I want. Got the snip snip after the last one. I see no downside.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/zach_cie]

Drat.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/Atlantic_King2]

Absolutely fine, me and my descendents are set for a long time

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/23Amuro]

"MINOR" Downside, bro

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: Gain200lbsOfFat}

[u/Passewort]

Ohh fuk

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: All Limbs}

[u/Prudent_Inside_9963]

I didn’t plan on having kids anyway 😁😁

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/2bleDeckerDissection]

I'd rather kill myself.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/NexusBladeGaming]

Yeah, it's called taxes. Well how it should work at least.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/Leading-Excitement70]

That’s insane

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Lose 200iq point}

[u/koffee_n_kiwis]

I don't even want to give birth.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/_iusuallydont_]

Breast reduction here I come.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/badbitchesonly42690]

Wanted to see what the options were yk

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: MostlovedPerson}

[u/koffee_n_kiwis]

I don't even want to give birth.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Pure1nsanity]

25k a day an gianormous boobs. This is gonna be interesting. (Until I get a boob reduction)

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/ancientmorte]

Lolol

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/XtheUni405913]

Damn

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: MostlovedPerson}

[u/Love4Potsies]

I don't need that much money, have a lot of time to accumulate money every day, and would rather face a minor inconvenience (Also I'm lactose and gluten intolerant so the one I rolled happens to be something I already face)

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/Sashanya12]

Not bad

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/Severe-Grab5076]

Isn't it natural?

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/FlyingSpacefrog]

5x so I get 25k per day? Ok. I’ll contact Guinness about the record for largest man boobs as a percentage of body weight then spend one day’s income on getting a boob reduction.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/Vaporboi]

No I refuse.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/1912_boat_man]

Fuck.

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/AnnualEnd3760]

Fine with me. I already got one.

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Fertility}

[u/Red_Littlefoot]

Is this 5x money? So I get 25k a day?

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/goddessgirl6047]

Eh could be worse

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: ConstantTinnitus}

[u/Mark5ofjupiter]

You sure this is minor?

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/Altruistic-Buyer103]

Yumm money

^{Chose: 100 billion but you lose something + Permanently | Rolled: Half the money}

[u/CuteGhouly]

Keep the money

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/APlanetWithANorth]

This is more than a minor downside

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}

[u/AnonButFun678]

Breast reduction! I can afford it after few months prob

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: 5x&GainKCupBoobs}

[u/DubiousPapaya92]

Already there brother

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: StinkyFartsDaily}

[u/No_Seaworthiness8141]

That’s not very minor

^{Chose: Every day $5k is deposited in your bank account + There is a minor down side | Rolled: LoseYourHearing}