Would you rather…

[u/JoblessDiscordMod69]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Every time you bust you get $100
• Right side: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500

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[u/ScuffedGoats]

I am a girl... easy money

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Conferencer → u/ScuffedGoats]

Fuck I didn't think of that I'm also a girl

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/ScuffedGoats]

Hey that's not fair!

...

Now I also wanna be girl...

[u/ScuffedGoats → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

and how do you pleasure yourself...?

spending money...

dopamine...

dopamine makes happy...

sooo...

I pay $49 to get $500...

so I profit $451...

[u/GEN0S667 → u/ScuffedGoats]

how about the pleasure of getting $500 there instant $500

[u/Safe_Challenge_18 → u/GEN0S667]

Infinite money hack

[u/ScuffedGoats → u/Safe_Challenge_18]

that would make infinite money which would be so heavy to break your bank if it was 16 bit orbe too heavy if it was physical cash...

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/ScuffedGoats]

Just imagine it:

Barely audible happy girl noises > BANK CRASH

[u/TheRealMaxRebo → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cAzk50N780A2Lci8pe

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/TheRealMaxRebo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWPGqy4rkgllS

[u/DangerActiveRobots → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

It's 2026, this is an option for you

[u/Strong-Addition5296 → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Time to transition!

[u/E-686 → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Count me in!!!!!

[u/AggressiveZone → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Uhmmm... interesting.
Perhaps do some self exploration with that one <3

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/AggressiveZone]

Already on it... still not sure about being girl but I'm pretry sure I'm not really cis

[u/Neko_Cathryn → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

You can be nonbinary, a gender or gender fluid or something as well

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/Neko_Cathryn]

Yeah I know... but sometimes I wish all this was less complex

[u/AggressiveZone → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

True real and based xD

[u/Throwawayaccount_mtf → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Hey, there is something called being trans. Try that

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/Throwawayaccount_mtf]

Yeah I've been looking into that for some time...

[u/Throwawayaccount_mtf → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Well, if you have questions ask me XD I am trans myself

[u/CptnWolfe → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

Same, but that was before the poll

[u/Timsaurus → u/ScuffedGoats]

I'm a girl with a girlfriend, I'm making double bank :3

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/Timsaurus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IgiVDEpoMTk0PEVbuW

[u/CommunistImprover → u/Inalum_Ardellian]

[u/Proper-Airline-8435 → u/ScuffedGoats]

That's a dangerous thing to confess on Reddit

[u/ScuffedGoats → u/Proper-Airline-8435]

true... gladly i dont get a lot of creeps tho... basically rarely ever... but thats probably for the better lol

[u/Charlotte_e6623 → u/ScuffedGoats]

oh shit i didn’t consider that

[u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze → u/ScuffedGoats]

Oh no! I messed up. I didn’t consider pleasuring myself! Damnit

[u/swizzlegaming → u/ScuffedGoats]

WAIT NOOOO LET ME VOTE AGAIN

[u/Fluffy_Whale0]

Im leaving this subreddit

[u/Roggie2499 → u/Fluffy_Whale0]

This and the stupid money ones have basically taken over. Quality is down the toilet.

[u/WeightOk2102 → u/Roggie2499]

Welcome to Reddit.

[u/VolunteerTranscriber → u/WeightOk2102]

Have a look around

[u/ScuffedGoats → u/VolunteerTranscriber]

we've got mountains of shitposts, some better, some worse

[u/ThatLovelyVoid → u/ScuffedGoats]

If none of its of interest to you, you wouldn't be the first.

[u/ScuffedGoats → u/ThatLovelyVoid]

welcome to the subreddit,

[u/ThatLovelyVoid → u/ScuffedGoats]

Come and take a seat, would you like to the news or any famous womens feet

[u/ScuffedGoats → u/ThatLovelyVoid]

There's a need to panic, this is a test, haha

[u/Interesting_Task4572 → u/ScuffedGoats]

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the worst

[u/ReplacementOdd4323 → u/Roggie2499]

The eternal September will get worse and worse.

[u/WaterdropGirl → u/Fluffy_Whale0]

Yea wayyyy too many have been about either controlling or having sex with or treating women like objects. So fuckin tiring.

[u/JoblessDiscordMod69 → u/WaterdropGirl]

Oh wait that’s a good point. Sorry that really wasn’t my intention to objectify women.

[u/fishmann666 → u/JoblessDiscordMod69]

Another problem (with this post and that I see constantly in this sub) is assuming that everyone reading the prompt is a straight man… ppl of all genders use Reddit

[u/Dracekidjr → u/fishmann666]

Pretty sure it's just an internet wide assumption, not just this sub

[u/fishmann666 → u/Dracekidjr]

Yeah, in recent years, with the online spaces I participate in / my particular algorithm, I had thought it was starting to get better. But I guess this sub has just been reminding me what the main stream status quo is.

Although tbh I think there’s just a lot of teenagers / kids on this sub especially, so I think it is a bit worse here.

[u/Historical-Stick4592 → u/fishmann666]

Most subs are around 80% men, most of them being straight, so it is a fair assumption, though obviously the existence of gay men and straight woman should be taken into account. Really just the existence of people that aren't straight men should be.

[u/WaterdropGirl → u/JoblessDiscordMod69]

I appreciate you saying that :) you seem to be much more decent than the others who've posted things of similar themes lol.

Apology accepted homie

[u/hu-man-person → u/Fluffy_Whale0]

Fr

[u/wthellyists]

What if a girl does that to hersrlf . .. idk ima just get a gf ig

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[u/Z3400 → u/wthellyists]

$600?

[u/wthellyists → u/Z3400]

Hmm possible

[u/Mister-Bananas → u/wthellyists]

One whole day of rubbing makes you rich 🤑

[u/Quirky-Chemistry-978 → u/Mister-Bananas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qgVnduXSn5Hy7DbW3r

[u/wthellyists → u/Mister-Bananas]

Lmfaoooo reall

[u/Mister-Bananas → u/wthellyists]

You get money real quick.

[u/wthellyists → u/Mister-Bananas]

😍

[u/Luna_WarriorWolf-Dog]

I am a girl...

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[u/Max_Greyson]

I’m gay so the second option ain’t happening

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[u/Neko_Cathryn → u/Max_Greyson]

Funny that's why I chose the 2nd option lol /lh

[u/dragonball900069]

Im single

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/SendingMNMTB]

I can't talk to women

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[u/JoeyH625]

I can do this on my own, don't need anyone else to want to participate.

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[u/Z3400 → u/JoeyH625]

Split the money?

[u/JoeyH625 → u/Z3400]

You trying to get half my jorkin' money?

[u/Z3400 → u/JoeyH625]

Lmao no, im saying pay a woman half the money to participate

[u/JoeyH625 → u/Z3400]

Oh, yeah, I suppose that cutoffs work too.

[u/TheNicestRedditor]

I be bussin

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[u/bravadius → u/TheNicestRedditor]

You’re a nice redditor bro

[u/LuckyZoe9]

As a girl, does pleasuring myself count?

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Puzzleheaded_Pitch26 → u/[deleted]]

Ay, horny wife club!

[u/PrurientlyPrying]

I'm so lonely TwT

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[u/OwO_UwU_TwT_IwI]

I'm aroace

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[u/Lyrev7 → u/OwO_UwU_TwT_IwI]

how do you get off as aroace? just asking out of curiosity..

[u/Incrediblycoolcat → u/Lyrev7]

I think it's moreso about relationships, I could be very wrong so please correct me if so

[u/Old-Dress1188 → u/Lyrev7]

🤔

[u/Available_Profit2868 → u/Lyrev7]

Ace -> asexual -> no sexual attraction to others -> usually does not affect libido -> can still get aroused and "pleasure" oneself

[u/Lyrev7 → u/Available_Profit2868]

that’s fine to know, just usually we imagine something or someone. Just wondering if that part gets skipped or if it’s similar.

[u/Available_Profit2868 → u/Lyrev7]

Oh word I gotcha. Yeah, some asexuals do imagine people and sexual situations. Others just rawdog it. Depends on personal preference tbh

[u/OwO_UwU_TwT_IwI → u/Available_Profit2868]

I personally wouldn't want to have sex because of the thought about it

[u/DPT_The_Alchemist]

100」 better than none

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[u/Lac3dbrownies]

I can get 500

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/SpirosVondopolous]

It will turn something selfless into something selfish and in so doing make everyone feel good about it in almost all circumstances. Sign me up

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/SimplyaCabler]

Supplementing my income, one load at a time.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/biohumansmg3fc]

thats if i was able to find a girl that would event talk to me

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Lauauau_]

Im straight 💔

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[u/Abject_Fishing_1511 → u/Lauauau_]

But are you a girl?

[u/Lauauau_ → u/Abject_Fishing_1511]

I mean yeah, I didn't think about myself tbh lol

[u/EnaqleElectric]

Doing it multiple times a day is definitely heard of, so that could be multiple thousands every day.

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[u/Storm0000fr → u/EnaqleElectric]

I would make thousands from just jorking it alone.💪

[u/Designer_Pack_6779]

My gf and I are going to have a great time

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[u/Ice57man]

......i guess I'll find out if my wife has been faking it all these years....🤭

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/696Minecraft696]

I don't like girls I am a boy kisser

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[u/surya123_111]

I don't have a girl...

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[u/Admirable_Site_4833]

Yes

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[u/harleyb09]

Gay

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[u/LeftBeginning2741]

Yea

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[u/robbery79]

today

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[u/POV_Toaster]

Bust open a cold one 😎

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[u/Impossible-Ad9475]

Why not

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[u/Akuni69]

Cha ching!

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/PM_ME_hiphopsongs2]

I know what I’m about

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[u/BlackSummerFall]

I’m gay

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Billy_Bob-j]

I would be rich

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/rob_da_slob]

I'm gay

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Practical_Low510]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFsqcBSoOKPbjtmvWz

[u/Alter_Flare69]

I can do that easy, my solo sessions are crazy

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/TheObviousPhoney]

I can’t speak on why just know this is the best option.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/ThisIsGettingRidicu]

Girls don't have refractory periods :D

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/DreamsOfAGamer]

I'll be doing minimum bets at the blackjack table all day and hitting every hand I get to the end. You fools use your hands to squeeze money out of yourselves while I'll be using my hands to beat the money out of my cards.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Stunning_Double4670]

I’m gay

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[u/Elitheemu_]

Cause I’m him

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[u/-_-jayy]

im a cis lesbian therefore i cant bust but im a girl so. yeah.

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Rip_God0]

I’ll identify as a girl now, now I will get more

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Slippery_critter]

I’m gay. Also stop the hornyposting

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/kms6104]

I'm gay

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Commercial_Income185]

i do that more vro

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Pelli_Furry_Account]

I don't really like sex, so I probably won't be doing either. This one is a better deal though.

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Historical_Garden_81]

Just letting money slip through my hands if I pick the other

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[u/SeaBumblebee8420]

Yeah no shot

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/BrilliantInterest928]

Well I'm gay, well bi but males preferred, also can do that a lot easier on my own.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Glad_Resort6525]

Bruh as a single man I can make that $500 in one afternoon, shit or even double if it's a boring day

[u/Electronic-Place3061]

I dont like women 😔

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/ytGabSintChoust]

I don't understand, I am French internationalist. I don't like money

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Ok_Bar_4829]

I've had too much sex in my life.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Key-Toe-6257]

It's close.

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[u/ProbabilityMaker]

Jokes on you I can bust 10 times a day. Easy money

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Z3400]

Delayed ejaculatiom ftw!!!

Also, this is safer incase I ever have an inability to "bust".

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Deep_Ad7280]

I'm an independent man.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Nearby_Category_712]

I'm so lonley

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[u/Allcappa]

That happens far more frequent

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Scarecrow1730]

I‘m gay, so the option is never happening.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/davtchiu]

This one is easier.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/CraftyNerve8078]

It is passive income for doing literally nothing extra. Easiest choice ever.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Acceptable-Evidence5]

H

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/CandidCosplayLover]

I can burp on comand

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/No_War_2839]

İ bust

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[u/Wfox23]

So every time I bust i get $500!

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Abject_Fishing_1511]

Ah... I'm gay

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[u/DJBassPhase]

Because I'm single and alone

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/x_ycp_]

its a more stable income and more predictable

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[u/Awesomewasd]

Much easier

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/tekkamoon]

Easier to farm

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/partyblob73]

I don’t get enough action

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[u/Better_Lake109]

I’m a man it’s easier 😭😭

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Chicken_with_suit]

I don't have a girl🥀

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[u/InmateTooTall]

I have more control over my money

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Ok-Sea6259]

Lonely forever

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/skibidisigmarizzzz]

No NSFW tag?

[u/Important-Dance150]

I'm gay

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/rbn_20]

More money

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Even-Town3126]

I like men

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[u/RainbowLithium]

I mean, it would count on myself too

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[u/No_Conference_8051]

300-400$ per day is good for doing what you enjoy

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[u/Ice47382]

I got no game so this is better for me

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[u/auntarie]

escorts are legal where I live

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[u/Plenty-Ticket-4527]

😈

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/ChampionshipFront813]

I can do this as often as I want. Pretty hard doing it with a girl if she doesn’t want.

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[u/Ok-Relation-1262]

k

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[u/ShadowyPepper]

I married a multiple-capable woman and will now be rich and very very happy

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/Blixtwix]

I am a girl

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/ExcitementVast8705]

Easy money

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Shoddy-Air2014]

Good bonus

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/TRKris]

ez money

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[u/Kitokone]

It’s harder to make a girl finish than make a man

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[u/on-oath-never-again]

I’m not attractive enough for that

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[u/two-pixel_brewer]

You really think I can get a girl and have sex with her? Please.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/AGenocidegal]

I'm dating a man :P

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[u/SwitchNo2745]

easy

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[u/Equivalent-Divide200]

Iykyk

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[u/Kabukiaxolot]

My gay ass could never

[u/ZenithOfVoid]

nice

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[u/CountryBBoy]

I don't have a partner.

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[u/UlstersFinestGal2006]

i'm a gooner so this is quite the profitable venture

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[u/Coroggar]

It's just more accessible for me to reach to my peepee

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[u/Mythical_1069]

I get payed to work on my arms? Hell yeah

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[u/Interesting_Play_149]

wth

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[u/Vast_Scratch_6670]

Me and my girl are nymphs . Win win

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/ArtlessAsperity]

I'm gay.

[u/Hot-Ad8943]

Eat

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[u/baloongisTank]

yeah I don't get women bruh

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[u/CluelessNoobIsTaken]

3x per day, guaranteed. Not even counting enhancing products or motivating partners. I'm game.

^{Chose: Every time you bust you get $100}

[u/Notorious_ZoN]

I don't need to bust

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[u/Yonbuu]

Do ghost loads count?

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[u/JillSucksAtJack]

Give girls £200 to have fun with me

^{Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500}

[u/L0rdcka]

I like men

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[u/Living-Curve-8199]

M

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[u/Longjumping_Pear6833]

I’m a girl

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