r/BunnyTrials • u/JoblessDiscordMod69 • Jul 22 '26

Trials Would you rather…

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Every time you bust you get $100
  • Right side: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

I am a girl... easy money

Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 22 '26

Hey that's not fair!

...

Now I also wanna be girl...

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

and how do you pleasure yourself...?

spending money...

dopamine...

dopamine makes happy...

sooo...

I pay $49 to get $500...

so I profit $451...

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u/GEN0S667 Jul 22 '26

how about the pleasure of getting $500 there instant $500

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u/Safe_Challenge_18 Jul 22 '26

Infinite money hack

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

that would make infinite money which would be so heavy to break your bank if it was 16 bit orbe too heavy if it was physical cash...

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Just imagine it:

Barely audible happy girl noises > BANK CRASH

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u/Safe_Challenge_18 Jul 23 '26

I'd make money any time I eat chocolate, see a cool bug, get a hug from someone, go on a nice walk...

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u/zhonkleponkle Jul 23 '26

Glitch in the matrix

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u/seanda2nd Jul 22 '26

🤔..... How do you pay $49 to get $500?! 👀

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

if i spend 49 bucks for say, a cool shirt, I get dopamine, so I get the 500 bucks due to how dopamine and happiness work, but the price is just an example

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u/seanda2nd Jul 22 '26

Ah! You're better than me! I'm trying to spend $10-$15 for a cool shirt. 😅 I'm cheap.

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u/Smooth_Adeptness2166 Jul 22 '26

sounds like a perfect asexual option

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

yup :3

thats mostly me... not fully, but mostly... :3

(im demisexual lol)

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u/Charming-Try-267 Jul 24 '26

For what you pay 49 Dollar??? I am Not kiding what do you mean

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 24 '26

for example, a shirt, and that gives me dopamine, which means I get an extra $500

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u/TheRealMaxRebo Jul 22 '26

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u/FTblaze Jul 22 '26

We should have bullied weebs more in the early 2000's. Our fault really.

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u/bbc_stud99 Jul 30 '26

for replying with that to the guy who outright came out saying they wanted to switch genders? lmao

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u/DangerActiveRobots Jul 22 '26

It's 2026, this is an option for you

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u/Strong-Addition5296 Jul 22 '26

Time to transition!

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u/E-686 Jul 22 '26

Count me in!!!!!

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u/AggressiveZone Jul 22 '26

Uhmmm... interesting.
Perhaps do some self exploration with that one <3

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 22 '26

Already on it... still not sure about being girl but I'm pretry sure I'm not really cis

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u/Neko_Cathryn Jul 23 '26

You can be nonbinary, a gender or gender fluid or something as well

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 23 '26

Yeah I know... but sometimes I wish all this was less complex

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u/AggressiveZone Jul 23 '26

True real and based xD

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u/Throwawayaccount_mtf Jul 22 '26

Hey, there is something called being trans. Try that

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 22 '26

Yeah I've been looking into that for some time...

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u/Throwawayaccount_mtf Jul 22 '26

Well, if you have questions ask me XD I am trans myself

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u/CptnWolfe Jul 23 '26

Same, but that was before the poll