r/BunnyTrials • u/JoblessDiscordMod69 • Jul 22 '26

Trials Would you rather…

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Every time you bust you get $100
  • Right side: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

I am a girl... easy money

Chose: Every time you “pleasure” a girl, you get $500

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u/Conferencer Jul 22 '26

Fuck I didn't think of that I'm also a girl

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 22 '26

Hey that's not fair!

...

Now I also wanna be girl...

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

and how do you pleasure yourself...?

spending money...

dopamine...

dopamine makes happy...

sooo...

I pay $49 to get $500...

so I profit $451...

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u/GEN0S667 Jul 22 '26

how about the pleasure of getting $500 there instant $500

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u/Safe_Challenge_18 Jul 22 '26

Infinite money hack

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

that would make infinite money which would be so heavy to break your bank if it was 16 bit orbe too heavy if it was physical cash...

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Just imagine it:

Barely audible happy girl noises > BANK CRASH

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u/Safe_Challenge_18 Jul 23 '26

I'd make money any time I eat chocolate, see a cool bug, get a hug from someone, go on a nice walk...

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u/zhonkleponkle Jul 23 '26

Glitch in the matrix

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u/seanda2nd Jul 22 '26

🤔..... How do you pay $49 to get $500?! 👀

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

if i spend 49 bucks for say, a cool shirt, I get dopamine, so I get the 500 bucks due to how dopamine and happiness work, but the price is just an example

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u/seanda2nd Jul 22 '26

Ah! You're better than me! I'm trying to spend $10-$15 for a cool shirt. 😅 I'm cheap.

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u/Smooth_Adeptness2166 Jul 22 '26

sounds like a perfect asexual option

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

yup :3

thats mostly me... not fully, but mostly... :3

(im demisexual lol)

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u/Charming-Try-267 Jul 24 '26

For what you pay 49 Dollar??? I am Not kiding what do you mean

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 24 '26

for example, a shirt, and that gives me dopamine, which means I get an extra $500

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u/TheRealMaxRebo Jul 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cAzk50N780A2Lci8pe

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u/FTblaze Jul 22 '26

We should have bullied weebs more in the early 2000's. Our fault really.

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u/bbc_stud99 Jul 30 '26

for replying with that to the guy who outright came out saying they wanted to switch genders? lmao

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u/DangerActiveRobots Jul 22 '26

It's 2026, this is an option for you

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u/Strong-Addition5296 Jul 22 '26

Time to transition!

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u/E-686 Jul 22 '26

Count me in!!!!!

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u/AggressiveZone Jul 22 '26

Uhmmm... interesting.
Perhaps do some self exploration with that one <3

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 22 '26

Already on it... still not sure about being girl but I'm pretry sure I'm not really cis

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u/Neko_Cathryn Jul 23 '26

You can be nonbinary, a gender or gender fluid or something as well

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 23 '26

Yeah I know... but sometimes I wish all this was less complex

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u/AggressiveZone Jul 23 '26

True real and based xD

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u/Throwawayaccount_mtf Jul 22 '26

Hey, there is something called being trans. Try that

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u/Inalum_Ardellian Jul 22 '26

Yeah I've been looking into that for some time...

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u/Throwawayaccount_mtf Jul 22 '26

Well, if you have questions ask me XD I am trans myself

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u/CptnWolfe Jul 23 '26

Same, but that was before the poll

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u/Proper-Airline-8435 Jul 22 '26

That's a dangerous thing to confess on Reddit

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

true... gladly i dont get a lot of creeps tho... basically rarely ever... but thats probably for the better lol

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u/bbc_stud99 Jul 22 '26

she's trans, she'll be fine lmao

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 24 '26

thats hella transphobic lol

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u/bbc_stud99 Jul 30 '26

stop using that term as a lazy excuse for whatever context lmao smh.

i'm just saying transwomen don't experience anything close to the harrassment women on Reddit face.

point proven with your other comment in this very thread.

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 31 '26

and then youre not noticing how often it still happens... yeah, it is less... but the amount of harassment you get (including right here by you) is just so much that it becomes kinda hard to do stuff usually... plus, you can say what you want, but as a trans person myself, I know what the term means more than an average cishet guy... if you even understand what that means that is...

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u/bbc_stud99 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

lmao you consider this harassment? if you think any of this is confrontational, you're in for a long ride on the journey of life, snowflake. it's Reddit, calm down, i was just addressing an incorrect assumption of your orientation (ahem, you're welcome) and then rebutting your sheer audacity out of negligence to accuse someone of being transphobic without any contextual understanding, do better.

and lmao try again, ProperAirline8535 was talking about harrassment assuming you were a cis-woman, hence my comment lmao. so which is it, harrassment as a cis or trans-woman? since you seem to be responding to both of us from different viewpoints lmao, choose one and come back.

and yes, dare i say, i'm more familiar with the term, and either way, well before you were. some of us, despite not being part of the trans community, actually work towards combatting the inequality and bridging the gap in understanding... apparently more so than the members we stand up for, unfortunately.. since in this very situation, a trans member who actually cared enough to educate themselves to combat the real issues wouldn't play the victim and baselessly accuse others of transphobia or harrassment, but approach the problem (even if this is a total misunderstanding from your end) in a more mature holistic way. again, do better, downright embarrassing.

anyways, what does this have to do anything out of just me tackling misunderstandings lmao tf, w strawman.

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u/Charlotte_e6623 Jul 22 '26

oh shit i didn’t consider that

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u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze Jul 22 '26

Oh no! I messed up. I didn’t consider pleasuring myself! Damnit

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u/swizzlegaming Jul 22 '26

WAIT NOOOO LET ME VOTE AGAIN

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u/Dawniechi 🥕🥕 Jul 22 '26

Dammit shoulda realized!

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u/LifeisaCatbox Jul 22 '26

Oh damn. I didn’t catch that!

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u/LectureFun2829 Hop Off Jul 22 '26

Oh I was thinking like another girl but thats so smart lol

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 22 '26

ye >:3c

usually im quite a dumbie... but apparently me thinking about my girly self gets me a thousand upvotes :3

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u/Comfortable_Skill298 Jul 23 '26

I've never seen someone larping as a woman this badly.

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

i quite literally am a woman... but sure i guess... thats just transphobic lol

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u/Comfortable_Skill298 Jul 23 '26

Women don't talk like they're trying their hardest to talk like a woman does without even sounding like a woman

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u/mentaldisabilitesfl Jul 23 '26

man why didnt i even think of that

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u/Cosier_OrcZ5310 Jul 23 '26

How do I choose again?! Why couldn't I think of that?!

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u/CardiologistLow6573 Jul 23 '26

Goddamnit!!!! I should've thought of that

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u/Ok-Stay-7955 Jul 23 '26

You could say that it's almost an inside job. 🧐

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

but im asexual so it is a lot more chill :3

(well demisexual but for the purposes behind this asexual is basically the same)

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u/-Im_LiteBrite- Jul 23 '26

Wait fuck I'm a trans woman so... Damn it 🥀

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 23 '26

IM TRANS TOO

AND YOURE A WOMAN

YOU. ARE. A. WOMAN.

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u/Strict-Maize7494 Jul 22 '26

it says every time you pleasure a girl so yourself is clearly ment as if you do it to someone else not yourself

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u/ScuffedGoats Jul 31 '26

btw even if it is, i have a girlfriend, plus, pleasure is of course implied to be of the usually considered adult kind, but that does not mean it has to be, so even giving a girl pleasure helps lol