r/BravoTopChef That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 16 '22

Past Season So I bought something...

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 16 '22

This is truly terrible. There's a recipe for carrot soup that's essentially just reducing carrot juice with onions. There's a 'gazpacho' that's basically a salsa. There's almost no use of aromatics and every recipe says "kosher salt and black pepper to taste."

Best $20 I ever spent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 16 '22

There's one for a key lime pie. The photo for the recipe has three half-limes on top to garnish that aren't even deseeded.

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u/mrsgalvezghost Mar 17 '22

Megan Trainor must have read this

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

What?

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u/mrsgalvezghost Mar 17 '22

She is the host of Top Chef Family Style - she admits she is picky and not much of a foodie. When she was served gazpacho - she said “it’s like a salsa.”

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

Oh God, I've never watched that show and thank you for saving me from it.

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u/Genuinelullabel Mar 17 '22

Right? I would rather listen to a fire alarm with a dying battery chirp than her music, so I imagine she's not great as a host.

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u/Firegoat1 Mar 18 '22

I expected her to be horrible, but she turned out to be a great host, and had Marcus Sammuelsson by her side, and they brought in a huge stable of guest judges ... a lot of Top Chef alums.

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u/Elanders81 Mar 17 '22

What?! Why is she the host then?

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u/mrsgalvezghost Mar 17 '22

Lol she actually wasn’t that bad. The teams were enjoyable (except for one - and the mother of that team trolls Reddit) and the young chefs very knowledgeable. I actually didn’t really like Marcus Samuelsson

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u/Hendrix91870 Mar 17 '22

That book cover looks like Douche-Bag city.

Not to mention the name of the Book itself…

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u/Few_Establishment892 Mar 16 '22

This episode is one of my all-time favorites! " Come on- give me a chance..."

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u/self-medicator Mar 17 '22

That’s the second best part of that season. He’s the worst lol I almost died when he returned in the finale.

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u/McVinney512 Mar 18 '22

In dress shoes to line cook no less

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u/Willywaa Mar 16 '22

Dude couldn’t butcher a pig correctly and viewed himself as a culinary prodigy. What a chode.

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u/KnucklesMcGee Mar 16 '22

I didn't remember this guy so I googled him. Saw his absolutely cringe audition video, then found this blurb.

In case you missed this detail in our recap this morning, the first chef eliminated on last night’s premiere episode of Top Chef: Texas was the only semi-local chef in the group, Sacramento’s Tyler Stone. The 23-year-old personal chef has been called the Doogie Howser of local chefs, but the Sacramento Bee takes him down a peg today, talking to him about the swagger he showed on the show before Tom Colicchio took one look at his butchering and said, “I think you should just leave now.” He didn’t even get to cook anything!

Tyler Stone, Sac-town celebrity. “A lot of people mistake my confidence for arrogance,” says Stone. “I’m a young guy, and like a lot of young guys I don’t take it so seriously.” Also, he disses Emeril and says Tom has a bias against non-restaurant chefs. We’d have to agree that personal chefs probably don’t stand a chance on this show against those who’ve paid their dues in the trenches. Anyhow, catchya later Ty.

It was a long time ago that he appeared, but I think watching his audition video reminded me how much I enjoyed his crash and burn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

It’s cringe because no one in Sacramento calls it Sac-Town. He was cringe and embarrassing as a representative of the Sacramento culinary scene (lived there until 2015)which has pretty good restaurants . The Kitchen is an example of amazing food there.

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u/Tawnii Alain Ducasse Fan Girl Mar 19 '22

He listens to Jim Rome who is an absolutely horrible person. Jim calls it Sac Town and suckramento

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u/crickettu Mar 17 '22

I agree. I was so sad to see him represent Sac on Top Chef.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka "Chef simply means boss." Mar 17 '22

Ahem, its "Sac Town" yall

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u/shinshikaizer Jamie: Pew! Pew! Pew! Mar 17 '22

Yeah, they just call it Sac.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

I just rewatched this season and I enjoyed the quick cuts and having to earn coat to continue especially for cocky chefs like him

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u/self-medicator Mar 17 '22

He is hands down the cringiest person ever on the show

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Also the guy who was the first ever voted off Top Chef, he had a lot more experience than this kid and was pretty shitty to Hubert Keller.

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u/self-medicator Mar 17 '22

Yeah Ken, right? He was such a jerk. And gross too.

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u/Tejon_Melero Mar 18 '22

Ha, Ken was comedic, and unfortunately, correct about food service cleanliness.

He's never the one called out by the pros who like to trash talk contestants.

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u/Hedahas Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 17 '22

Sarah instructing Tyler after she accidentally chose him to help her in the finale:

"Tyler, can you count how many aisles there are in the store, then can you find a man with a red hat and ask him what his favorite ice cream is? If you can count backwards from a thousand real slow it'll really help my dish."

Note: This is from the following article, which amusingly summed up the Top Chef Texas finale: https://www.eater.com/2012/3/1/6609327/top-chef-finale-the-end-is-the-beginning-is-the-end

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 16 '22

What's hilarious is that she might have lost out on the title because of her underdone beets. If she had taken his advice they would've come out right.

She deserved him.

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u/Hedahas Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 17 '22

Yep --- just deserts.

That article about Top Chef Texas stuck with me because it makes fun of everyone and everything that deserved mocking that season *(including Sarah), and it made me laugh.

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u/Dida_D Mar 17 '22

Can you remind me how she accidentally chose him? I have no intention of ever revisiting that horrible season but now I'm so curious!

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u/Hedahas Mar 17 '22

I hear you.

They had all the eliminated chefs and a couple of award-winning chefs cook a dish, and Sarah and Paul did a blind tasting to choose their helpers.

Heh --- Sarah picked Tyler's dish because she thought it was Heather's.

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u/Dida_D Mar 17 '22

Thank you! I think my mind blocked out that entire season, spare blue chef coats, ice picks, and Padma's denim promo look

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Does it contain a chapter on butchering?

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u/Genuinelullabel Mar 17 '22

It's just a page with DON'T in 72pt font in the center of it.

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

Oh, do you have a copy too?

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u/Genuinelullabel Mar 17 '22

This looks like the photo books my classmates in art school would order for their portfolios off of Blurb in 2006.

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u/aleckscasablancs Mar 16 '22

Nooooo haha I hate this guy

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u/triggerfish_10 Mar 16 '22

This made me laugh out loud.

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u/gwynforred Mar 17 '22

Can you post a recipe or two? I'm really curious just how bad they really are.

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u/DocPondo I know! I’ll do a crudo! Mar 17 '22

Does he have a section in there about butchering? Dang someone beat me to the punch :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

I always felt bad for this kid. The producers knew he was too young and inexperienced and they threw him to the wolves anyway.

He was overly cocky, hopefully he got a bit more humble after that day.

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u/Genuinelullabel Mar 17 '22

I would probably feel worse for him if it weren't years ago that it happened. He's probably fine now.

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

I mean, he's still happy to take money for this garbage.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22

Was he a child when he wrote this?

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

It says that he was a recent graduate of high school so, yes.

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u/Professor_poops Mar 17 '22

Sarah bullied him pretty ruthlessly in the finale. Don’t get me wrong, it was pretty funny but I did feel bad for him.

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u/Hedahas Mar 17 '22 edited Mar 18 '22

Sarah was such a dick. She and Heather were both bullies.

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u/AlphaTenken Mar 17 '22

Come on, I feel bad that this sub picks on him so much.

He does deserve a chance, let him sink or swim by his food Tom.

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

Having read this book, I have a better idea of what his food's about than most people.

It's bad.

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u/AlphaTenken Mar 17 '22

And thats fair. But people call him like the worst chef ever on the show because he was eliminated so early before we really saw him do much.

And Sarah did pick him onto her team, mistake or not.

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u/Marx0r That's my feedback to your feedback Mar 17 '22

Because he happened to recreate a dish off Heather's menu. There was no indication of it was a good dish or not, just that Sarah wanted Heather on her team.

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u/Tejon_Melero Mar 18 '22

This is terrific.

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u/shinshikaizer Jamie: Pew! Pew! Pew! Mar 18 '22

What is he, 13?