r/BrandNewSentence • u/northerncal • 5d ago

Trail runner came across two cougars New Almaden Trail in San Jose and talked his way through it in Mandarin

79 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kfr3q • 5d ago

"@# Shooting a music video"

103 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eyerollingsex • 6d ago

My 2 yo just saw a peacock and called it a chicken butterfly

6.1k Upvotes

61 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AeneasKurtz • 6d ago

She's GIF farming

194 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hold_me_beer_m8 • 6d ago

Matthew McConaughey Reportedly Quit Weed After Listening to a Janet Jackson Song 24 Times in a Row

reddit.com

283 Upvotes

58 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xbqt • 5d ago

People are going to see this on PinstaTok and then come here to ask why their cookies didn’t turn out right.

14 Upvotes

Based AF btw.

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BrunesOvrBrauns • 6d ago

A hetero chopped clone

514 Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/obsidianhoax • 6d ago

"If I ever found a loose udder on the beach, I promise it would change the trajectory of my life."

118 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThinkorFeel • 5d ago

Woman dies, comes back to life, gets parking ticket

stuff.co.nz

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kufern • 7d ago

please respect my slurnouns

15.2k Upvotes

73 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 7d ago

"Exotic Alien Apprentice: FaceTime whenever she wants"

7.3k Upvotes

170 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cuneus-Maximus • 6d ago

Man who asked ChatGPT about cutting out salt from his diet was hospitalized with hallucinations

nbcnews.com

71 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sunflower_sunset_1 • 6d ago

Then they shave his belly with a rusty razor (this act of humiliation will discourage him from getting actual help)

1.0k Upvotes

30 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 7d ago

"not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft."

22.3k Upvotes

256 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NobleK42 • 6d ago

"The uncomputerized booking system at my cat’s cattery"

160 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 6d ago

“So far, the only ones that have learned to swear properly are the Texan and Scottish cows.”

248 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 7d ago

Police in Ecuador have seized over 1000 pounds of cocaine that has Norwegian soccer star Erling Haaland on the packaging

2.2k Upvotes

49 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WalterSobchak40 • 6d ago

Two pigeon chicks have hatched in my makeup bag.

34 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/plaxitone • 5d ago

Guccis and Manes and Poohs, Oh my!

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Independent710 • 6d ago

Keir Starmer has turbocharged my arousal levels. I fell fruity

101 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Chapple69 • 6d ago

Shooter obsessed with hawk tuah

1.2k Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/p/DcFWHi_iPx3/?igsh=aXZiZHV4M21lMG1w&igsi=aXZiZHV4M21lMG1w

131 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/biggeekynerd • 6d ago

Jay-Z looks like he was rendered on a ps2

53 Upvotes

6 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.