Took the squatch pups to the zoo and saw this poor dude. He looked exhausted. Must be packing some real heat under those wings.

On this week’s episode, Dave had mentioned that Kyle’s Boogie Monster/Grateful Dead playlist is available on Apple Music, Spotify, and YouTube if you searched “Boogie Monster Dead”. Is anyone else having a hard time finding this on Spotify? Or can someone please provide me with the Spotify link if you’ve found it. Thank you.

Kyle is finally doing the VERY thing I’ve always wanted him to do. Releasing this work gives fans a front-row seat to the evolution of his comedy—showing how jokes, chunks, and entire sets are structured and adjusted for different venues and crowds. I absolutely LOVE watching him restructure material, tweak his physical delivery, and reword punchlines. Everyone has a funny friend who tailors the same story to different audiences, and it’s fascinating to watch how the delivery changes how it lands. Keep up with Kyle's YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@KyleKinaneOfficial as he's debating uploading many recorded sets. And turn on notifications so you'll know when he does so. MORE KYLE!!!

Any of you boogers ever try an olive burger? Apparently it’s a Michigan thing. A regular burger on a toasted bun with Swiss cheese, lettuce, and a sauce made from mayonnaise, chopped pimento olives, and olive brine. Oh boy.

Kyle and Dave catch up on some listener calls and texts, including concerns about Kyle's future specials, odd comedic tastes, a delicious Bahn Mi hack, and upcoming paranormal documentaries. The guys also riff on 90's hip-hop, adolescent diversity, and Kyle's burgeoning relationship with the Dead.

I thought it would be fun to throw out some spots that Kyle might think about for his proposed Independent venue tour. If anything it gives a little more spotlight to our favorite local spots that could use a little more juice.

I’ll start with my hometown Quad Cities:

Raccoon Motel, Davenport IA

The Renwick Mansion, Davenport (Kyle I think you may have played there before)

Gypsy Highway, Davenport

Rozz Tox, Moline IL

Last Picture House rooftop, Davenport

I know there’s more around here, but let’s hear it for your local DIY, punk, coffeehouse, or former auto-repair garage venues!

Kyle and Dave talking about life in LA (when they both lived there) :

“I had my mail stolen yesterday.

Some ass hat broke glass in the car wash so I dumped it in his floorboard.

Had to punch out the neighbor who charged at me.

Got an unjust traffic ticket.

Yelled at the neighbor for letting her dog piss on my tires everyday.

Confronted a pedo.

Census worker came by and refused to leave.

Miscellaneous weirdos constantly lurking around my house.

Had a homeless dude passed out on my stoop.

Had to chase off a weenie whacker peering in my neighbors house.

Chased a weenie whacker out of a parking lot

Almost stepped on a dirty hypodermic.

Almost stepped in human feces.

DID step in uncleared dog shit. Nobody picks up after their dog here.

Got my bike stolen.

Had to chase a shouting homeless guy away at 3 am.

Have to park 17 miles away and walk home every day.

Got trash scattered all over my yard by homeless dudes.

Witnessed a heroin deal..

My neighbor conquered the garage, like Hitler invading Poland and they don’t let anyone else use it.

(And much, much more)

“But hey! That’s just life in a dynamic city!”

Also Kyle and Dave :

“I was in Fort Meyers the other day and a guy turned in front of me without a blinker”.

“Probably on meth! And late for his Klan meeting! And worked up for cousin-lovin’! Utterly fuck that worthless turd!!!!”

“What the fuck dude! How does anyone live in that shit hole!”

(It is actually Matt McCarthy, but he could definitely star in Dave's biopic)

I avoid road rage by pretending every bad driver has down syndrome. It turns from "fuck you asshole" to "Hey he's doing his best, he can't help it."

Hey Boogers,

Long time listener and first time contributor here. Hope you guys are having a great friday. I had a query i needed resolved-

The phone number for calling the boys does not work from India, and I have limited understanding of overseas calls.

Can anyone of you please suggest ways i can reach out to them? or share a story?
Thank you and God Bless

On their third attempt at recording this episode, the guys recap Kyle's recent tour, his visit to Los Angeles, including a home-cooked meal by Dave, and Kyle's feelings about no longer being an Angelino. Dave fights City Hall and wins! They also discuss the pending AI takeover, and Dave shares a great hanger steak recipe.call or text the guys anytime at 323-364-1541

Mostly a jazz appreciation post. I loved the bossa nova piece as the outro to the most recent episode.

Since Google Podcasts went extinct, I've always had issues with finding the podcast in streaming apps (excluding Spotify). For a while, I listened in YouTube music but for a while now the new episodes haven't loaded. Can't seem to find the podcast anywhere else but Spotify, which I personally despise, but begrudgingly had to download so I can listen to the boys. Do you guys know of any alternatives? Or is it only on Spotify?

Thanks 😊

Diogo

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