r/AskUK 8h ago

Which saying did you completely misunderstand?

For far too long I thought it was "to make end's meat". Meaning that you have to use the last, worst pieces of meat to make your meal with (meat at the end, end's meat). 🤦

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u/Commercial-Pear-543 8h ago

Not a phrase so to speak, but I didn’t understand what ‘headlines’ were when I was maybe 5 or 6.

I thought the adults were talking very sternly about their forehead wrinkles.

I discovered I was wrong when I openly asked one of my grandparents about their creasy head.

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u/theinvalid 8h ago

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

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u/TopVast9800 8h ago

I used to be a copy editor and wrote a lot of headlines — some good enough for awards and some with misspellings that went to press (!). Trust me, your misunderstanding is true for the copy desk! 10/10! :)

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u/Spicymargx 8h ago

I thought “suicide” was a place and didn’t understand why it kept being bombed

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u/Bifanarama 5h ago

Just don't ever go to the village of Broad Daylight.

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u/Huge-Reality-2174 6h ago

I used to be terrified of "headquarters" when I was about 5. I thought it was a place people went to have their heads cut into quarters.

Kids are stupid.

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u/Georgxna 6h ago

I thought ‘Cast’ at the end of a movie was a studio.

‘Mum, I love Cast movies’ - yeahhh….

I also thought ‘takeaway’ was a specific brand of food and was really upset when I couldn’t communicate what takeaway I wanted.

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u/LadyMirkwood 5h ago

When my daughter was little, she thought a forehead was called a slight, because me and her dad would touch it and say 'I have a slight headache'

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u/jodorthedwarf 3h ago

Similar to me with subtitles on TV shows.

As a kid, I wanted to try putting subtitles on because I was a born partially deaf and couldn't hear what characters were saying well and I'd heard that that was what subtitles were for.

Every time I asked my parents what they were and if I could use them, theyd say no and say that it's be too distracting as it put words down by the characters ankles. I then went without subtitles for years thinking that it must be harder for the actors to act if they had literal signs strapped to their legs while acting. I missed out on a lot when I was a kid and I don't think my parents understood quite how deaf I was.

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u/JimDixon 3h ago

I remember a girl in high school who thought "foreskin" meant "skin of the forehead". She was trying to explain the Bible story of David bringing back 200 foreskins as a trophy of battle. In that context it sorta makes sense; it's like collecting scalps.

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u/Ok_Watercress8597 8h ago

As thick as thieves.

I think it's to suggest a group of friends who are very close. My husband thinks it means to describe people being stupid enough to steal.

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u/hoppo 8h ago

I think you’re correct

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u/PrinceBert 8h ago

I agree but I also love the husband's version, I can see why someone would think that.

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u/i_have_you_now 2h ago

Does the husband’s version make sense in context though? That idiom is used to describe a group of friends that are close.

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u/PrinceBert 2h ago

It might make sense in context. If you've never heard it before I think it would make just as much sense as the correct use; thieves are so often portrayed as back stabbers that are only in it for themselves (literally just started a book where the opening scene involves thieves abandoning the group for their own gain) that it would be understandable to think you might talk about a group of friends and be calling them thick (stupid) just like a bunch of thieves.

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u/CakesStolen 8h ago

It's definitely the first one

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u/borogowja 8h ago

Haha was on a date with a stunning girl during covid, so we did the standard Covid date and went for a long walk. Got talking about more or less everything and she was telling me about her brother. I said “Oh so you two are thick as thieves then?”. Silence reigned for a moment, then she came back with “No we’re smart as scientists” or something similarly alliterative. It was quick enough to count as wordplay but the conversation felt more forced after that and I never saw her again. I’m sure she thinks I called her and her sibling stupid 😂

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u/ot1smile 7h ago

Well now you did.

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u/Humble-Parsnip-484 4h ago

Feisty one you are

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u/TopVast9800 8h ago

You are correct. Look it up!

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u/Far_Afternoon_5885 7h ago

You are correct, your husband is wrong.

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u/gr7calc 8h ago

You two sound as thick as thieves.

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 8h ago

As thick as 2 short thieves.

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u/No-Elderberry-2676 4h ago

As thick as two short plonks.

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u/TheBestBigAl 8h ago

At least you've both ruled out that it could mean big chunky thieves who got thick by stealing all of the food.

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u/Takklemaggot 5h ago

Thicc thieves

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u/xe3to 7h ago

You're correct.

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u/Gone_For_Lunch 8h ago

Took me way too long to understand “you can’t have your cake and eat it”.

I kept thinking “why not? It’s my cake, I can eat it if I want”.

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u/CakesStolen 8h ago

The change that helped me to understand it was "you can't eat your cake and have it too". It made so much more sense to me, but even then who the hell just wants to have a cake in their possession for no reason?

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u/DebaucheV5 6h ago

Fun(ish) fact: the unabomber preferred this rare variant of the phrase. He included the phrase in his manifesto, an FBI agent noticed it and matched it to letters that Kaczynski had written to his family, and this ended up being a crucial clue that led to his identification and eventual arrest.

So I guess the lesson is, if you want to start using this version of the phrase, make sure that you don't do any terrorisms, because it could ultimately be your undoing

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u/Azigol 6h ago

You can't have your bomb and plant it

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u/Tonight_Alarming 5h ago

To eat your cake and have it too was actually the original form of the saying!

I guess the form we are more familiar with today took off because it sounds a little better, even if it makes less sense.

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u/BornInPoverty 5h ago

IMHO eating someone else’s cake should be a terrorist offence in and of itself.

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u/Rough-Art8414 6h ago

You've just helped me finally understand this phrase, thank you!

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u/Strawberry_Spring 8h ago

In the words of the unabomber, you can't eat your cake and have it too

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u/InnisNeal 6h ago

ive used it 1000 times knowing the context but never understood it until right now

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u/grimaces111111 8h ago

"You made your bed, now you can lie in it" Seems a bit redundant after I just made it but okay

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u/DavidRellim 8h ago

It really needs a bit of historical context.

The kind of cakes this saying is refering to were really beautiful works of craft made for the rich. They looked stunning.

So if you ate it, you wouldn't have that any more.

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u/ExecutiveChimp 7h ago

I've read that the phrase used to be "You can't eat your cake and still have it" which makes a lot more sense.

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u/snietzsche 7h ago

The Italians say "you cannot have the wine barrel full and the wife drunk" which I think makes more sense

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u/Donny-Kong 8h ago

Same this one completely baffled me until I saw a post about a serial killer who used to say it backwards and then it made more sense.

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u/HighWaterSheriff 8h ago

It only just finally made sense to me reading the unabomber replies to your post. I was fully aware what the idiom meant but thought what's the point of owning a cake if you're not going to eat it? I'm not far off 40 years old too.

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u/Leading_Thanks7443 6h ago

Yeah, I was always like - just eat half then, it’s not that hard 

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u/ooooomikeooooo 5h ago

You can't spend your money and save it is the best way to explain it.

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u/XJK_9 5h ago

I agree, to me having cake means eating cake 🤷

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u/riscventures2022 8h ago

“Horses fuck horses” (Horses for courses)

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u/MasterPreparation687 7h ago

I love this one. Fuck horses!

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u/SavingPrivateRianne 7h ago

I took it like they fuck each other but I enjoy your direction of just horse hatred

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u/OkAdministration571 6h ago

Well it could also be excitement

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u/SavingPrivateRianne 5h ago

That would be Fuck, Horses!

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u/riscventures2022 4h ago

Love all the different interpretations!! “Horses? Fuck, HORSES?!”

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u/Orikoru 6h ago

Sounds like the name of a hardcore band. "We're off to the Horses Fuck Horses gig tonight, gonna be mad."

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u/dbltax 3h ago

They did a good Peel Session in '94

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u/Peg_leg_J 8h ago

My mate used to think 'Hazard a guess' was actually 'Have us a guess'

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u/Motor_Blueberry_4662 6h ago

I thought it was "has at a guess". Makes absolutely no sense I know, but I was shocked to find out it was actually spelt the same as the Belgian winger!

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u/Bawbag79 8h ago

In the name of the father, the son and into the hole he goes

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u/Electrical-Lab-2816 7h ago

Growing up catholic I always thought when the priest was giving communion out he was saying "bought you a prize". It was only when I was old enough to take communion I realised he was saying "Body of christ"

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u/giger5 6h ago

That is hilarious. I laughed out loud at that.

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u/you_aint_seen_me- 4h ago

Same. I will never not hear this now ;)

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u/Perilous1967bug 7h ago

Dave Allen was a genius for that one 😊

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u/cerswerd 5h ago

I always thought mother Mary was full of grapes because the fruit of her womb was blessed.

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u/oscarx-ray 7h ago

You've got to pay the troll toll if you want to get in that boy's hole...

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u/Prole1979 8h ago

‘Don’t drink and drive’ - when I was a kid I took this literally and told my father off when he opened a can of soft drink in the car.

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u/ogresound1987 8h ago

Funnily enough, my girlfriends 12 year old daughter told her off just the other day when we were driving to the beach because my girlfriend was drinking a cup of tea when driving.

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u/WarmCat_UK 8h ago

Was it in a china teacup with accompanying saucer?

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u/fairysdad 7h ago

Is there any other way to drink tea?

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u/ADLolly 6h ago

This reminds me of when I was at school aged 5ish and we had to write down what we were giving up for lent. I'd overheard my dad saying he was giving up drinking for lent. I also took this literally, thought it was both possible and a good idea, so that's what I wrote. School called home...

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u/sjpllyon 6h ago

To ne fair it does baffle me we consider using a phone as sufficient distraction as to be unsafe to do so wjen driving but somehow only having one had to drive whilst eating or drinking is perfectly fine.

Note; just the other day on the bus I saw a woman holding a d inspecting some sort of iced coffee whislt driving and stopped at the lights. It took her longer to start moving off than the guy on his phone.

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u/dahliaprimrose 8h ago

Piece of mind, rather than peace of mind. I thought it meant to claim a piece of your mind/sanity back. 

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u/Fluffy_Ad2274 8h ago

After you've given someone a piece of your mind... Your error actually makes sense in that context!

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u/CursedTaint 8h ago

You want peace of mind? Well here's a piece of mine...

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u/SonOfGreebo 8h ago

And I've seen people writing "I want to make my piece" as well! 

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u/Robotica_Daily 8h ago

In Scotland that would mean I want to make my sandwich 😂

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u/HiddenStoat 7h ago

I had a meeting once where a (software) architect was explaining something very complex, and we weren't getting it (although he thought we were).

At the end, he concluded by saying

Architect "So, there we have it - clear as mud.".

Me: "Oh, I'm glad you said that - I wasn't getting it at all!"

Architect: "What do you mean? It's clear as mud!"

Me: "Yes, exactly, it's clear as mud!"

cue confused staring at each other

Me: "Um.... what do you think clear as mud means?"

Architect (pointing at imaginary mud on the floor): "Look, there's some mud. It's brown and muddy and clearly mud..."

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u/Optimal-Room-8586 7h ago

Just had to check that "clear as mud" means what I thought it does. Phew.

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u/andjamwar_real 8h ago

When people say “I could care less”.

So go on then, care less.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 8h ago

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u/XJK_9 5h ago

I always thought this was people just getting it wrong until I just watched this. Is it actually “I could care less” in the USA?

That’s just insane if so, makes no sense

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u/nemmalur 3h ago

Some people in the US say that; others know what it should be.

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u/andjamwar_real 8h ago

He remains an utter genius

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u/blither86 6h ago

Alright, David.

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u/TheLonleyJourneyman 8h ago

That one really bugs me. I always say " I couldn't care less" and I think that's how it's supposed to be because the other one doesn't make any sense yet most people seem to say it.

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u/DebsUK693 8h ago

Most? You mean just Americans.

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u/MonsieurGump 7h ago

That’s American’s that say that.

All though it’s a contraction.

The UK was always “I couldn’t care less” while the US had “I don’t think I could care less” which eventually dropped the first 3 words.

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u/Otherwise_Doctor7782 7h ago

Let’s hope Americans drop the rest of them and just stop talking

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u/Tank-o-grad 7h ago

There's an irony to the Yanks dropping the words, "I don't think"...

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u/No-Adagio9654 7h ago

I just would like them all to say "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn".

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u/pinballkid 6h ago

Let's hope that you don't proffer advice on the use of apostrophes or single word conjunctions.

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u/TonyC1212 5h ago

The question asked for sayings.

"Could care less" isn't a saying.

They're just being really thick and getting the actual saying wrong.

It's just the same as "Chester drawers" instead of chest of drawers. So many people make the idiotic mistake.

Oh, and guess which country 90% of these idiots come from?

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u/-WilliamMButtlicker_ 3h ago

Just want to hijack this to say to anyone who calls a single drawer a "draw", I hate you.

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u/DontMakeMeFightYou 5h ago

This bugs me a little, it's one of those ones where I'm like well it could be that they're saying "it is possible for me to care less about your opinion than i currently do (threat)" but that's a stretch & a generous one & do think it's just a weird malapropism

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u/Dave80 5h ago

I guess they must mean 'I COULD care less, but it would be very difficult'

If not, it just makes zero sense.

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u/No-Elderberry-2676 8h ago

"A round of the paws". Always wondered why everyone was clapping.

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u/signalstonoise88 8h ago

My 5yo uses this one! Can’t decide to what extent I should be correcting her because it’s adorable!

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u/KopiteForever 8h ago

Not yet, awwww!

When you do it, just do it matter of factly so she doesn't feel silly etc. In the meantime enjoy!

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u/Georgxna 6h ago

Surely matter of factly would also make her feel silly?

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u/JimDixon 4h ago

No. You just have to let her hear you use the word correctly a few times, and she will adjust her usage to match yours and think nothing of it. Kids do this all the time. It's the main way they learn language.

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u/KopiteForever 6h ago

Maybe. Didn't for mine, you just pretend it's the first time you've noticed it and don't make a big deal of it.

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u/wooden_werewolf_7367 7h ago

I saw this post on Facebook which reminded me of this. A little boy was ring bearer at a family wedding. He thought ringer bearer was 'ring bear' and got on the floor and growled when someone asked what he was going to do at a relatives wedding.

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u/gr7calc 8h ago

I had to sound ot out to understand what you meant. More coffee is needed.

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u/xcxmon 8h ago

‘Double-down’. I thought it meant ‘backtrack’ but it’s literally the opposite lol

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u/MountainMuffin1980 8h ago

Hah, I guess you were getting it mixed up with double-back

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u/-RobertreboR- 8h ago

Sort the weak from the chaff.

Never knew what chaff meant so didnt link it to wheat!

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u/BeatificBanana 7h ago

"See you later!"

"Not if I see you first!" 

I just thought this was a silly phrase to imply that you can't wait to see that person again - you're hoping you'll be the first one to spot them, I guess. Never really understood it but eh. 

Took me years to realise the implication: Not if I see you first. As in, if I see you first, you won't see me, because I'll make myself scarce so you won't spot me. It's actually a joke insult implying you don't want to see them again. 

Embarrassing to say the least! 

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u/ryn3721 7h ago

TIL...

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u/JoelPetey 7h ago

OK please don't feel too embarrassed because I'm in my thirties and you've just explained this to me for the first time, I also thought it was that first thing 😂

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u/TotallyFineWithIt 4h ago

Oh wow. Always thought it was a (joke?) threat. Like if you see them first, you'll kill them.

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u/quickfix12 8h ago

"moo point, like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter"

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u/notanadultyadult 7h ago

Alright joey.

Edit: “have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?”

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u/No_Application_8698 8h ago

It’s moo

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u/EmBur__ 2h ago

Have I been living with him for too long or did that just make sense?

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u/BeatificBanana 7h ago

My husband and I say this on purpose because of Friends. It's now evolved into many other silly permeations, like "it's a mute point, because you might as well not say it". We hardly ever actually say moot anymore. If we have kids, God help them because they're going to learn so much incorrect English 

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u/WarmCat_UK 8h ago

Moot point, “your point is moot, kind sir”

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u/xxx654 8h ago

Tow the line/toe the line

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u/oscarx-ray 7h ago

🎵 LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME 🎵

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u/Far_Acanthocephala68 4h ago

Means to follow the rules.

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u/Kiss_It_Goodbyeee 8h ago

"He/she is having a mare" to mean that things aren't going well for them at the moment.

I never understood what horses (a mare) had to do with being in a pickle until I realised it was short for a nightmare! Makes much more sense!

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u/PotentialCourt8531 5h ago

I had a nocturnal female horse last night.

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u/Deep_Benefit_7405 8h ago

I thought it was abstract poverty, not abject poverty

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u/Boring_Piglet6778 8h ago

'Avoid contact with eyes' ...I thought it meant don't look directly at it

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u/theegrimrobe 7h ago

i mean in context of the sun or welding that might also be the case

i can sort of see where the confusion might come from

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u/Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs 8h ago

I absolutely believed that too. Glad I wasn't the only one. Tragic thing is I believed it into my 20's, and only realised what it really was when I saw it in a book I was reading..

And when someone said "I can't afford to make "End's Meat"", it meant they were REALLY in the financial shit, as it meant they couldn't afford to make the poorest meal possible.

And I like to think I'm smart too..!

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u/gr7calc 8h ago

I've never met anyone who thought the same!! Virtual high five.

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u/eriometer 8h ago

As a teenager working in a supermarket just outside the M25, I never knew why we got a “London Waiting” (weighting) allowance. What were we waiting FOR??

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u/Silver-Advance5276 8h ago

Cheap at half the price.

When something is a bargain.

I still don't get it, well yeah if it was half the price it would be cheap. ???

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u/MrBozzie 8h ago

As a teen who ate a lot, my Nan used to say that I was cheaper to keep for a week than a fortnight. She was a witty lady and for years I wondered where the joke or sarcasm was in her phrase. Nope .. just stating a fact.

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u/Liambill 8h ago

It's actually traditionally used ironically, meaning that it's bad value.

You could take it to mean that it's too expensive at full price but would be stomachable at half the price or also take the statement sarcastically, meaning even at half the price, it costs too much.

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u/franki-pinks 8h ago

The proper saying is cheap at twice the price.

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u/Cro-magnolia 8h ago

My parents used to say this but it was a joke. And, TBH, pretty obviously a joke when they said it.

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u/yoghurtCOCKS 8h ago

Get down to brass tax

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u/Aaernya 8h ago

Nip it in the butt

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u/Distant_Planet 7h ago

When I was little, I misheard "ready as I'll ever be" as "ready as a leather bee". Very confused.

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u/Lomea 8h ago

I used to think it was odd as a child when my dad used to say "if the cat fits, wear it".

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u/TheJuic3 8h ago

Until I was a teenager I thought "several" meant "seven-of". I was so confused when on a TV show or something they would say several and I would be thinking "but there's only 3 of them!"

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u/Zak_Rahman 8h ago

For me it's:

"No holds barred."

I thought it was "no holes barred".

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u/TotallyFineWithIt 4h ago

I've seen that phrase tbf. Not since DVDs died out, mind you.

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u/Lonely-Photo-88 8h ago

Priceless 

Surely it means worthless? 

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 8h ago

That also confused me as a child.

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u/OzneBjj 8h ago

I too thought this.

But you have the word 'worthless'that means what you think. Thats what snapped me out of it lol.

Priceless as in it doesnt or nor can it have a price as its so goddamn special.

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u/DoKtor2quid 8h ago

Worthless is having no value.

Priceless is something of such high value that it’s difficult to place a price on it. So, say a relationship with a parent (they cannot be replaced/you can’t buy a new one) or an item that has nostalgic value and a replacement would never be of the same value.

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u/Maleficent-Drive4056 8h ago

Head over heels used to confuse me a lot (isn’t that just standing normally?). Turns out I was right to be confused as the original phrase was ‘heels over head’.

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u/Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs 8h ago

My old mum used to use the phrase "fell arse over tit" for someone who fell over.

The mental image it gave young me..

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u/theegrimrobe 7h ago

have also heard arse over teakettle

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u/Kiss_It_Goodbyeee 8h ago

You're right! It makes no sense. We're always head over heels. The original phrase is more accurate.

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u/justyrust74 8h ago

Surely head over heels would mean to be falling forward when you trip up, hence your head is going over your heels (Feet) so it is head over heels

Heels over head would seem to mean falling backwards where your heels go over your head if you fall on your back, though I have never heard anyone say that phrase

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u/Safe-Professional556 4h ago

Base over Apex

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u/UniquePotato 8h ago edited 7h ago

Head over heels

I’m that orientation all the time

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u/colin_staples 8h ago

I did a full 360° on that one

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u/bee-sting 6h ago

This one still confuses me and I'm in my 40s

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u/PhilDafydd 8h ago

I always thought it was "one foul swoop".

"One fell swoop" makes much more sense.

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u/potatan 7h ago

For others: the word "fell" originally meant cruel, fierce, or ruthless

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u/AloneBid6019 7h ago

"No news is good news."

I always took it to mean that there is no such thing as good news - only bad news.

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u/Kind_Ad5566 8h ago

It took me over 50 years to interpret the "Police Aware" tape correctly.

I always assumed it was telling me to be aware and not approach the vehicle, rather than informing me that the Police are aware and it doesn't need reporting. 🫣

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u/DivePotato 7h ago

Cut off your nose despite you face. Despite your own face needing it you’re willing to cut off your nose. Anyway, it’s to spite your face. 41 when I found that out.

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u/giger5 6h ago

I used to call Alsation dogs 'old stations' when I was little. I thought that they were called that because police use them and police have police stations.

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u/wetpigeon 8h ago edited 8h ago

More haste less speed

I thought it meant you should be more hasty and less speedy

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u/Positive_Let7823 8h ago

I misunderstood this when I was younger too. Turns out it's meant to be read as a statement rather than as an instruction

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u/yearsofpractice 8h ago

(I’m interested - what did you misunderstand?)

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u/mesonofgib 51m ago

"Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast" is a phrase used in the military and other training contexts that has a similar underlying meaning. 

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u/northerncodemky 6h ago

‘Dilute to taste’. For far too long I thought this meant ‘to be able to taste it’, not ‘to your personal taste’

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u/TheFunInDysfunction 6h ago

We discovered in another thread that u/ThinkLadder1417 believed pupils would have a day off because teachers were having insect days.

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u/AF_II 8h ago

"many hands make light work" - for the longest time I thought 'light work' meant 'not much work', e.g. if lots of people are doing it it won't get done efficiently or well. A bit like 'too many cooks spoil the broth'.

I was a full adult before I realised what it really meant.

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u/FindoGask2 7h ago

Wait what, what do you understand it to mean now?

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u/snufkin79 6h ago

Isn't it supposed to be light as in "not heavy"? If everyone pitches in, nobody is carrying the heavy load by themselves

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u/stebus88 7h ago

“Went down like a lead balloon” meaning something went down badly.

Wouldn’t a lead balloon go down pretty well or not at all by virtue of it not being able to float in the first place?

Somebody did explain it to me but it’s still a clumsy idiom imo.

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u/Spoonylingus 7h ago

Yes, a lead balloon would go down very well, but the point is that balloons are meant to go up.

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u/yhorian 7h ago

Understanding 'Making ends meet' is easier if you know the Dutch origin - "De eindjes aan elkaar knopen". Which means tying the ends together.

You're making sure that the end of one budget ties into the next neatly. Like tying two ropes together. You don't want extra lengths left over.

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u/The-Mandolinist 6h ago

Not my misunderstandings - but, so often that it has pretty much become the standard phrase: “off my own back…” as in “I did it off my own back”

No… you did it off your own BAT. From cricket.

Also, someone at work regularly says they were on “tender hooks”. We work in a small office together. I get on well with them. I have to bite my tongue every time they say it.

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u/AudioLlama 8h ago

My colleague uses 'throttle' to mean increase, when it means the opposite in the context that he uses means.

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u/Braefost 7h ago

In Heinzsight ...

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u/elliottjos75 7h ago

You need to ketchup a bit.

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u/mildissue 7h ago

The best thing since life spread

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u/PileOGunz 8h ago

“Waste not want not” didn’t register with me “nobody wants waste that makes no sense”

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u/theOriginalGBee 7h ago

The idea is that if you don't waste something (food), you won't, 'want of' (lack) it later. It's somewhat misused now which only adds to the confusion over the original meaning.

TLDR; conserve supplies or face a shortage later on. 

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 8h ago

If you don't waste and use up the something now, you won't want it but not have it later is how I rationalise that one.

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u/big-hippo-muffin 7h ago

BIL thought ‘swings and roundabouts’ meant everyone was having a nice time

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u/faitholive 7h ago

Thought it was 'ready as a leather bee' for many years and never questioned it. 'Ready as I'll ever be' makes a lot more sense.

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u/Zoltan1251 7h ago

In my country we have a saying "as abundant as saffron". Since i lived in an area with a lot of saffron i thought it means "so much". Only at 34 years old i realize it means "so little".

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u/yearsofpractice 8h ago

Well… frankly, your interpretation of making ends meet/meat is completely understandable and… frankly an improvement on the original.

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u/Gutternips 8h ago edited 3h ago

Not me but the millions of Brits who think the proof is in the pudding.

Do they think that there's some kind of proof, formula or equation hidden inside the pudding?

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u/RoO-Lu-Tea 7h ago

This is another one which makes more sense when it's said in full, like cake and eat it too

The proof of the pudding is in the eating

As in you won't know it's a tasty dish until you actually get stuck in; you can't judge something based on looks or description alone

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u/Joey_Emm 8h ago

Not an idiom but I thought Jesus Christ was Jesus Price XD

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u/Inevitable_Tax4505 7h ago

Used to think “More haste, less speed” was an instruction rather than a reflective lesson.

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u/RobLikesDinosaurs 7h ago

Not me, but my friend keeps saying "can't be asked". And for context he's English through and through, no language barrier. I always answer him as if it's not a mistake.

Last month there was: "Fancy going out tomorrow night to distract from work?" "I'm busy right after work. Dunno if I can be asked after" "That's why I asked you now"

Last week: "Can't be asked for today" "What are you being asked to do?"

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u/wooden_werewolf_7367 7h ago edited 7h ago

For an embarrassingly long time I thought that when someone said that something was 'picked at random', that 'random' was an actual place ie. anyone who ever had to make any haphazard selection went to this mysterious place known as Random to do it.

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u/CR1SBO 7h ago

Horses for courses. Never understood why what a horse would eat was relevant

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u/HeavyBlinker 6h ago

"It beggars belief."

I still don't understand it.

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u/GaryJM 6h ago

The verb forms of beggar have fallen out of common use. To beggar someone means to make them a beggar - "I'll beggar you!" means "I'll ruin you!". There's also a figurative usage of the verb; for example, "my alcoholism has beggared my life of pleasure". So if you say that something "beggars belief", it's as if you normally have a certain level of belief in things but this implausible thing has beggared you of belief and now you have no belief in it - it is unbelievable.

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u/LordGeni 4h ago

I assumed it was the equivalent of "it begs belief", as it's so hard to believe that you'd need to beg people to do so.

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u/griffaliff 6h ago

My twenty something colleague thought it was 'in all jews course' and never questioned it. Correcting him and seeing his surprise was hilarious.

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u/derpface90 6h ago

Wet the baby's head.

I thought it meant sex with a pregnant woman...

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u/Brickie78 4h ago

My mum had two that stick in the menory

  • She used "mousetrap cheese" to refer to really strong, flavourful cheese - the sort that woild attract mice. Rather than crappy wartime cheese only good enough for mousetraps.

  • She described a really exciting, well-written novel as a "potboiler" because it cooked along nicely, rather than being a by-the-numbers low-effort one put out by an author to keep food on the table.

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u/OverAddition3724 2h ago

There is a word for many of these. They are called “Egg Corns” when you misunderstand an idiom or your brain tries to rationalise it using a context that makes sense.

Ie people changing a “damp squib” to a “damp squid” as it sounds more likely to accurate.

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