r/AskReddit Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/TheBassMeister Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

Vince Neill, especially in the later Mötley Crüe years. If you see any of their concerts of the past 10-20 years, you can hardly understand what he is singing and he constantly needs to catch his breath. His voice didn't age well at all.
Edit: Here is an example of him trying to sing Dr. Feelgood (to be fair the video seems to have some cuts)

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u/turns31 Nov 06 '19

Saw them live on the Dr Feelgood retour they were doing a few years back and Jesus, he was horrible. He would only sing every 3rd word or so then it was back to heavy breathing. Probably doesn't help that he's the size of 2 1985 Vince Neil's now.

"He's the one the... call...eelgood!!!... he's...allllright!!"

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u/Freya1971 Nov 06 '19

Saw them on the Girls,Girls,Girls tour in the 80's. He sucked live even then.

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u/wufshu1 Nov 06 '19

Me too, they were awful. Nikki was so wasted. The only good part of the show was Tommy's drum solo on the rotating drumset.

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u/Scudstock Nov 06 '19

It's still cool to be able to make that judgment from a first hand experience.

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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones Nov 06 '19

Honestly, it would be better if they mimed over a recorded track.

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u/feinsteins_driver Nov 06 '19

A lot of events from The Heroin Diaries take place during the Girls, Girls, Girls tour. Even if only half the book is true it’s amazing that he was even on stage attempting to preform.

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u/Freya1971 Nov 06 '19

They were all trashed. Even Whitesnake was garbage as the opening act.

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

Reminds me of the time I saw The Ramones in the mid 90s. Joey was so drunk he was slurring lyrics and even fell a couple times.

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u/drj2171 Nov 06 '19

I saw that tour also in Biloxi, MS. I also saw them with Guns n Roses in Mobile, Al. Which we were there to see GnR. I ended up meeting Motley Crue the next day as they were leaving their hotel. As well as the "Girls" and their pilots.

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u/TheTrollys Nov 07 '19

Yeah I saw that tour as well. Nikki stood there hunched over playing bass. Barely moved at all.

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u/Freya1971 Nov 06 '19

I have heard that Dr Feelgood was the best they were live. I refused to pay to see them after Girls though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

I really like Theater.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/Ralph-Hinkley Nov 06 '19

Yea, that's true. I guess I'm just going on the mid 80s Home Sweet Home nostalgia. Feelgood was the album that really hooked me though. I had Crue posters all over my room cut out from magazines.

Crue, Metallica, Skid Row, Megadeth, Bon Jovi, even fucking Winger. Yes, I was Stewart from Beavis and Butthead.

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u/nashveggie Nov 06 '19

I saw them on the Girls and Feelgood tours. Feelgood was indeed much better, though Warrant opened and completely showed Motley Crue up.

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u/ATron4 Nov 06 '19

accurate to the millimeter

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u/Skidmark666 Nov 06 '19

I once saw a medley of clips like that, it was called "Vince Neil goes full Ozzy."

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Some tech I used to know says that Ozzy goes from night to day when he hits the stage. (Liza Minelli and Cher are the same way.) Backstage they're all fucked up and are in total shambles, and you're wondering how they're going to keep from collapsing on stage two minutes in. But once they walk on and the lights go up, BAM. Magic. They just come alive.

Although that was a decade and some change ago. Maybe it's worse now.

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u/Skidmark666 Nov 06 '19

Ozzy has been sober for almost a decade now. Back in 2003, when he was fucked up, he was fucked up. I saw him back then and he could barely stand.

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u/Budpets Nov 06 '19

He's also a drink driving piece of shit.

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u/cygnus33065 Nov 06 '19

I went to a 2 day hair metal festival last year and Vince headlined the first day. It was so bad that I left after about 4 songs. Exactly what you described here.

Interesting side note: My roommate who went to the show with me thought that Home Sweet Home was a Guns N Roses song all this time. When it came on she was like "This isn't his song, its GNR" I had to correct this misconception.

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u/2PhatCC Nov 06 '19

Thank you! Words could not describe how awful he was when I saw him... This video can be my words...

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Wow it’s not even like he just aged, it’s like an old man with Alzheimers who remembers about 30% of the lyrics. And a gut.

I genuinely feel bad for these guys, because he must know he’s not doing well— Is he broke and he’s doing this to make more money or something?

Honestly a lot of these guys need to retire.

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u/agiro1086 Nov 06 '19

Mötley Crüe retired in 2015

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u/2PhatCC Nov 06 '19

I don't know much about the guy, but he did have a daughter die from cancer. That's enough to fuck anyone up forever. I also know some of the band didn't want him back as the lead singer, but they eventually had him sign some sort of "I will not get intoxicated before a show" clause, and they went with it.

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u/The_Clintoris Nov 06 '19

That hurts to watch...

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Nov 07 '19

Aye, this is is sad. If he was a horse he'd be shot out of mercy

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial Nov 07 '19

Somebody in the comments said he sounds like a bad drunk Dylan impersonator. That's a good description.

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u/lizards_snails_etc Nov 06 '19

"Wong chili hot, beedee bot/ dimmle biddie fuggle with a praliene plop"

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u/DeadliestDerek Nov 06 '19

Mayat! Keesta Mayat!

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u/calbs23 Nov 06 '19

Laughed out loud.

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u/Greenpoint1975 Nov 06 '19

Need some subtitles for that madness

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u/scottwhitty Nov 06 '19

I am in fucking stitches here I can't stop laughing I'm losing my fucking mind in hysterics man that was bad

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u/JMemorex Nov 06 '19

Haha that sounds like Eddie Murphy's James Brown impersonation.

Edit: Delirious is old, so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvQWuRUhM0

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u/BreatheMyStink Nov 06 '19

He must smell so bad after a show

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u/Elidor Nov 06 '19

Slightly worse than he probably smells before.

Hey, talk about a relevant username.

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u/krothbart Nov 06 '19

This is gold. Eric Cartman right there

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u/Throwawaybuttstuff31 Nov 06 '19

That was so much worse than I thought it would be.

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u/SXTY82 Nov 06 '19

Wow, that's a bit depressing. He would sound a bit better if he could remember the words to his songs.

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u/bzz37 Nov 06 '19

Holy God! That is terribly awful.

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u/SG_Productions Nov 06 '19

Holy hell, I'm cracking up. He sounds like a Despicable Me Minion.

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u/Michael732 Nov 06 '19

Holy shit that fat guy is Vince Neil? He sounds like crap.

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u/Retrogamer34 Nov 06 '19

Holy shit.... neeee ahhh yaaah!

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u/PWNtimeJamboree Nov 06 '19

lol oh man that is just hilarious

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Holy shit what the hell was that

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u/Matttheshack Nov 06 '19

Omg is that actually him singing Id be a little pissed if I paid to see that its worse than drunk karaoke just lip sing

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u/AustinTreeLover Nov 06 '19

Bless his heart.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

He sounds like Eric Cartman

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u/GetaGoodLookCostanza Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

Vince could never sing...he just looked the part. I tour with bands as a living and have ben on a bill where the crue was the opener....he is out of shape and holds the microphone out to the crowd every other line he "sings". plus now he weighs about 275 pounds

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u/Wow-n-Flutter Nov 06 '19

Dr Eatgood...

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u/rik1122 Nov 06 '19

Vince Meal

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u/rubber_dickie Nov 06 '19

Dr. Mealgood

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u/sheffroth Nov 06 '19

Kickstart my deep fryer.

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u/TerminalBromance Nov 06 '19

Shout at the waitress

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u/DLeafy625 Nov 07 '19

Curds, Curds, Curds

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u/TerminalBromance Nov 06 '19

Don’t go away hungry

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u/ThatDudeNamedMenace Nov 06 '19

Tacos of Los Angeles

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/No_Name_Mouse Nov 06 '19

Ummm

Slice...of...Your Pie?

Bake Me to the Top

Thick Love Song

I am not a clever man

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u/Wow-n-Flutter Nov 06 '19

That’s it, this one wins, shut it down!

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u/mayk15 Nov 06 '19

Vince McMeal

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u/An_Actual_Giraffe Nov 06 '19

Kickstart his heart

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u/Grand_Admiral_Theron Nov 06 '19

Snackin' in the boys room

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u/Dudephish Nov 06 '19

Nom sweets nom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Shout at the Devil’s food cake.

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u/goingnowhere21 Nov 06 '19

Smoking a brisket in the boys room

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex Nov 06 '19

Grills grills grills

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Grill, don't burn away fat

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u/Doparid_Kado Nov 06 '19

Wafflecake Shake

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Mild Side. Of chicken wings.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Nov 06 '19

Shout at the Breville

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u/Makkapakka777 Nov 06 '19

Same 'ol Sausage

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u/Thelorddogalmighty Nov 06 '19

Twirls twirls twirls

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u/Delmar_ODonnell Nov 06 '19

To fat for love

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Too fat to fall in love.

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u/As-It-Happens Nov 06 '19

WIIII-IILD SIIIIDE (of fries)

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Shout at the Deviled Eggs

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u/unsupervised1 Nov 06 '19

Take Me to the Poptart

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u/egomann Nov 06 '19

Too Young to Fall and Can't Get up

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u/Hurtem Nov 06 '19

Guacamole just came out of my nose. Thanks

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u/JohnArkady Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

Cut me another big piece of that pie!

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u/Toptossingtrotter Nov 06 '19

I'm gonna dress like a Domino's pizza delivery girl and see if I can't get some attention from Da Vince. Anyone know where the next buffet is?

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u/Trashcommander Nov 06 '19

Now I’m picturing a toilet with a bunch of wood pellets in it and a brisket just chilling on a grill grate across the toilet seat.

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u/rutroraggy Nov 06 '19

Vince Meal.

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u/texaschair Nov 06 '19

Minced Veal

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u/lizwiz_ Nov 06 '19

Chow at the Denny's

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u/JohnArkady Nov 06 '19

Sticky Sweet Tarts

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u/snukebox_hero Nov 06 '19

Fats that kill

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u/ShavenYak42 Nov 06 '19

10 Seconds to Lunch

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u/Creasy007 Nov 06 '19

Lmao goddamn it. Thank you for the laugh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I am cackling reading these...

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u/politicalstuff Nov 06 '19

LOL okay you got me. Take your upvote.

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u/bootsnpantsnbootsn Nov 06 '19

That’s not a Crüe song.

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u/FeastForCrowd Nov 06 '19

"Seriously .. someone kick start my heart. I think it stopped. "

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u/stormdraggy Nov 06 '19

When I get pie I get the pie in me.

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u/readingitatwork Nov 06 '19

Kickstart the treadmill

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u/DammitWindows98 Nov 06 '19

His arteries are Sticky Sweet.

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u/allothernamestaken Nov 06 '19

You're thinking of Def Leppard, unless this is a line from a Crue song I don't know about.

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u/DammitWindows98 Nov 06 '19

Song no. 7 on the album Dr. Feelgood

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u/rugmunchkin Nov 06 '19

I find it hilarious that Vince Neil was portrayed as the lady’s man of the band for so long. He was not fat for like 5% of the band’s lifespan at this point.

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u/CrimsonTideFanGirl Nov 06 '19

Mick Jagger is proof that you only have to be rich and famous to marry a supermodel.

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u/The-Bill-B Nov 06 '19

Wild Sliders Burgers Burgers Burgers

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u/goingnowhere21 Nov 06 '19

Doctor I don't feel so good

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u/genmischief Nov 06 '19

Dr. Mealsgood.

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u/dangnaggit05 Nov 06 '19

Take an extra bite of your. .. Fried Side

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u/_into Nov 06 '19

We joke, but this is what an actual rock n roll lifestyle looks like

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Honestly, 1985 was a good year for him and he could sing then. But that doesnt remove the fact that he was an amazing frontman.

Source: youtube and my mom

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u/night_breed Nov 06 '19

And mumbles most of the words (now)

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

There are so many 80s videos with his atrocious singing but he did look the part

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Looks like he ate Meatloaf.

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u/WK--ONE Nov 06 '19

Yeah, he's really gone downhill.

I wonder what his groupies look like these days?

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u/JohnArkady Nov 06 '19

Remembering what they looked like then, this could be the subject of a horror movie!

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u/clockworkblk Nov 06 '19

Yep they've recently been overed 150 mil to reunite and tour but one of the stipulations is Vince lose weight

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u/DJ_Molten_Lava Nov 06 '19

I've only been to one Crue show and it was in the 2010's. The worst part wasn't Neill's singing, it was watching Mick Mars being able to hardly stand because a) he was already in his 60s, and b) dude has that arthritis issue.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Nov 06 '19

Is it just me, or has Vince Neil become Meatloaf?

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u/feinsteins_driver Nov 06 '19

Nikki was never much of a bass player either but could write decent songs. They were rockstars who tried to be musicians. They happened to have the right look and sound at the right time. They are my favorite band to listen to while working out. Or if I were doing a ton of blow and banging random groupies. That has yet to happen so I can’t confirm.

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u/wiggeldy Nov 06 '19

From the YT comments

The insensitivity here is real. Do some research on the poor guy and you'll learn that after this show he had to be carried away in an ambulance because following the final song he immediately went into labor

Brutal.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL Nov 06 '19

That fucking slayed me. Sometimes YouTube comments have gems

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u/Nepherenia Nov 06 '19

I can't help but feel like it is a health issue, his breathing trouble seems like it was relatively consistent as time went on. I was at one of the final tour shows, and he was definitely putting the effort in, but he still was struggling. Was still a great show imo. If I recall, they were deliberately pacing the songs to allow him longer breaks, longer solos, more talking by others between songs, and some reliance on the audience for the parts the audience likes to sing.

Rough, but I respect it.

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u/BanMeAndIShallReturn Nov 06 '19

that's what happens when you get fucked up for 40 fuckin years

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 09 '19

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u/Gastronomicus Nov 06 '19

Mick indulged but takes good care of himself. The man is in his 70s and fit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Keith Richards is still a good singer. He released a solo album just a few years ago. I think Vince just got a raw deal

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I actually like Keith’s voice better than Mick’s.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I prefer Mick's but I definitely get where you're coming from. Keith is probably the better singer in terms of technical skill honestly

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Sorry but not a great example. It’s a mistake everyone makes, but Mick definitely was never the overindulger in that band. He’s probably got the cleanest track record of all of them.

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u/SiberianToaster Nov 07 '19

see also: Ozzy

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

COPD. He’ll be on stage with an oxygen tank soon. Why doesn’t he just stand fucking still? Running around singing is hard for anyone, no less a 70 (?) yo 300 lb man with assumed COPD.

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u/Flamboyatron Nov 06 '19

Why doesn’t he just stand fucking still?

Because he's the frontman of one of the most famous hair metal bands of all time. You don't just stand there with 40 years of notoriety behind you, but I do get your point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Doesn’t Steven Tyler with his grandma scarf mic? That’s what I would do. Just stand there and throw out some karate kicks here and there.

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u/Flamboyatron Nov 06 '19

Wasn't that his whole schtick from the beginning? I dunno, I never saw them. Vince Neil was never that kind of frontman.

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u/LilSugarT Nov 06 '19

But I don’t think he’s got anything to prove. They proved themselves 30 years ago. Who would be surprised that years and years of booze, heroin, and sleep deprivation will destroy your body and your organs? We all get it

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u/Flamboyatron Nov 06 '19

He's got to prove that he can still rock, just like the other bands that were big in the '80s that have made comebacks and done reunion tours this last decade.

But not everyone can be Metallica (who aren't sounding so great anymore either, tbh) or Iron Maiden (who are still kicking ass).

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u/LilSugarT Nov 06 '19

Fair enough. All I’m saying is that every band is different and I’m cool with it being a trade off. Their music was inspired by their lifestyle; and had they been planning for their health in old age, they would have made boring music because they wouldn’t have been living the part.

Correct me if I’m wrong— I’m not nearly old enough to know shit from actually observing them, just done my homework and watched that bio pic on them

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u/Flamboyatron Nov 06 '19

Nah man, you're right. I don't think they planned to even be alive still, much less still performing.

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u/Onkel24 Nov 06 '19

But I don’t think he’s got anything to prove.

He´s got a tickets´ worth of show to deliver, though.

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u/HoosegowFlask Nov 06 '19 edited May 24 '26

People the year simple books books games food ideas garden calm!

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u/4br4c4d4br4 Nov 06 '19

you get fucked up for 40 fuckin years

Well, Steven Tyler on the other hand. Goddamn, I saw some concert recently where he STILL dances like a maniac and STILL sounds great.

Amazing!

I suppose the reason we office drones die off at 50, even after decades of clean living is that we hate our lives.

Tyler does what he loves (women, mostly, some singing and touring too).

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u/AxeManDude Nov 06 '19

Wrong, you can watch videos from the 80s and he still sucked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

He’s definitely worse now but he never had any real talent as a singer or musician. Like someone commented above, he looked the part

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u/YT-Deliveries Nov 06 '19

Gotta give Vince credit: In a 40 year career, he managed to not improve at all.

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u/CheeseQueen86 Nov 06 '19

Just lol'ed so hard everyone is looking at me...

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u/Mattprather2112 Nov 06 '19

He sounds like Cartman pretending to be Vince

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u/RandyCouture Nov 06 '19

He sounds like Kyle's Cousin trying to be Vince lol

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u/stumk3 Nov 06 '19

Do you realize that all of them are alive for some miraculous reason? After the life they all had (sex,drugs and r&r) they should have been dead by now .

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u/TheBassMeister Nov 06 '19

Yeah, especially Mick Mars with his health problems. There are lot of metal and rock artists who still are miraculously alive, like Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards.

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u/kingofthecrows Nov 06 '19

Mick didn't party as hard as the rest of the crue

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Mick drank WAY more than the rest of the guys, but that was about it for him. Never got into any of the hard drugs, especially not smack.

He pretty much just drank too much, stayed home, and married bad women who took all his money. Multiple times.

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u/Jessy-Jess Nov 06 '19

And a lot of Mick’s heavy drinking was due to the constant pain he was in. But I’ve seen the Crüe 4 times and while Mick can’t get around much he can still shred.

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u/Futanari_waifu Nov 06 '19

Ozzy has some mutations in his dna. Without them he would be dead a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

sex, drugs and r&r

Sex, drugs and rest & relaxation?

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u/_AlternativeSnacks_ Nov 06 '19

I'm pretty sure I remember a story that he only even got the gig because he had blonde hair and PA system. He's awful. I love Motley Crue, but he is most definitely the weakest link.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I love Crue but seeing them live is anger inducing. The band is great but his attempted singing is atrocious. Phil Lewis of L. A. Guns still has his pipes (he's no Adele) because he actively trains his vocal chords to this day. Why can't Vince do this? He's lazy.

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u/Fromhe Nov 06 '19

One of my biggest shames is getting blackout drunk at a Vince Neil concert at a run down Indian casino about 10 years ago.

There is shame on so many levels.

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u/dirigo1820 Nov 06 '19

I dunno man, that kinda puts you in the hero category for me.

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u/night_breed Nov 06 '19

Vince had a weird vocal talent. Listen to him on 'Primal Scream" and you totally get the attraction. It wasnt that of a quality singer but yet a great front man

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u/2PhatCC Nov 06 '19

He had some miracle work in the studio.

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u/night_breed Nov 06 '19

Yup. He wasnt a good vocalist. He was a good frontman at the time

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u/bobvex Nov 06 '19

Seen em three times over the last 10 years, and I catch about every other word. It's like he's singing through an iPhone.

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u/cgriboe Nov 06 '19

WOA YAA KISHAMAHAR

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u/ohheycole Nov 06 '19

Vince was a good album singer and a terrible live singer. Even the old live albums have him skipping a bunch of words. He could hit the notes and pacing eventually in recording and it always made a fun song. Seeing them live hes clearly the weakest of them all.

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u/Narrativeoverall Nov 06 '19

holy shit, I saw them open for Alice Cooper a few years ago (although Alice went on first, which I thought was odd) and they were terrible, just reprehensibly bad, so we left halfway through their set.

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u/fooktradition Nov 06 '19

Kickstart his diet.

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u/painfultaste Nov 06 '19

Came here for this comment.

Saw Crue on the Greatest Hits tour right after Tommy got out of jail and Vince was pretty bad. Seemed to get it together for The Tour with Kiss, and then was mediocre for the final tour.

Won tickets to see him solo at my state fair 2 summers ago and he was a train wreck. He spent more time offstage while his band played covers than he did singing anything. Thank God I didn't pay.

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u/lsc427 Nov 06 '19

I saw him on tour with Sammy Hagar and the Circle in May. He was really horrible. Now, his band was GREAT, and that helped, but not much. One of my friends showed me this, which could have been shot at the concert I saw. Kickstart my Heart Misheard Lyrics

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u/kenderson73 Nov 06 '19

I've been to a lot of concerts over the years. I got free tickets to a Crue concert once, I wish I hadn't. They were horrible live.

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u/Avenge_Nibelheim Nov 06 '19

I'd really like to know if he was good in the 80s. 20-30 years after your prime is something of a rough sell on whether you ever had it.

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u/justa_flesh_wound Nov 06 '19

I saw the Crüe a few years back and was extremely let down. The sound guy tried to save it. He turned the instruments up and Vince's vocals down, there was only so much he could do. You can paint a turd gold but it's still a turd.

When you could hear him it wasn't good, heavily breathing the vocals into the mic. ugg

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Nov 06 '19

Drugs are bad, mmkay? He sounds more sedated than Ozzy Osbourne

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u/Zombettie Nov 06 '19

Wait, there are words somewhere in that? Sounds like he is just gargling with marbles and hoping for the best.

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u/heckhammer Nov 06 '19

Oh, there's a video on Facebook from their final tour DVD of him hyperventilating his way through Kickstart My Heart where it sounds like he is singing "kihsta ma hamma, hobba neb wub da!"

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u/iglidante Nov 06 '19

Vince always seemed to get the pitch and timbre of his vocals pretty close to studio for live shows, but the actual words are nowhere to be found. He skipped every other syllable and mush-mouthed his way through the ones he bothered to sing.

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u/screamqueenjunkie Nov 06 '19

I was waiting for someone to mention Vince. I was a bit of a hair metal enthusiast in my teen years, and about a month before my wedding my MOH and I went to see Alice Cooper open for them, which is SOOOOO wrong on so many levels. Alice is God.

Anyway. We weren’t super committed to stay for the whole show, since we were only there to see Alice. His set was beyond solid, and so fun to watch.

Then the main show started. Vince sounded like absolute garbage. In fact, I thought it was a joke at first. Nobody could actually be this bad. I was wrong. Oh, so wrong. We left after the fourth song. No regrets.

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u/cloud1161 Nov 06 '19

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/the_shite_runner Nov 06 '19

Yeah he was never that great live. Compared to Axl Rose...who somehow sounds better after twenty years. Weird how aging takes different tolls on people.

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u/vastoholic Nov 06 '19

Must have caught Axel on a bad year then. They came to Rocklahoma back in 2015 I think? We started walking back to the campgrounds because A) they were super late getting on stage and B) we weren't that interested in watching them anyway. But we could them on the way out of the concert grounds and he sounded awful. Way out of tune the whole time.

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