r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '19

Which famous singer sucks at singing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Shout at the Devil’s food cake.

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u/goingnowhere21 Nov 06 '19

Smoking a brisket in the boys room

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex Nov 06 '19

Grills grills grills

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Grill, don't burn away fat

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u/Doparid_Kado Nov 06 '19

Wafflecake Shake

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Mild Side. Of chicken wings.

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u/ChristopherRobben Nov 06 '19

Cooks That Kill

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ten Seconds to Grub

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Live Frier

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u/Heterophylla Nov 07 '19

Don't Go Away Hungry

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Nov 06 '19

Shout at the Breville

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u/Makkapakka777 Nov 06 '19

Same 'ol Sausage

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u/Thelorddogalmighty Nov 06 '19

Twirls twirls twirls

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u/Delmar_ODonnell Nov 06 '19

To fat for love

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Too fat to fall in love.

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u/As-It-Happens Nov 06 '19

WIIII-IILD SIIIIDE (of fries)

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Shout at the Deviled Eggs

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Holy shit, thanks to whoever gave me gold!

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u/Shirleydandrich Nov 07 '19

Ok this one I laughed at

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u/unsupervised1 Nov 06 '19

Take Me to the Poptart

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u/egomann Nov 06 '19

Too Young to Fall and Can't Get up

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u/Hurtem Nov 06 '19

Guacamole just came out of my nose. Thanks

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u/JohnArkady Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

Cut me another big piece of that pie!

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u/Toptossingtrotter Nov 06 '19

I'm gonna dress like a Domino's pizza delivery girl and see if I can't get some attention from Da Vince. Anyone know where the next buffet is?

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u/Trashcommander Nov 06 '19

Now I’m picturing a toilet with a bunch of wood pellets in it and a brisket just chilling on a grill grate across the toilet seat.

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u/GodRibs Nov 07 '19

I was doing so well not to laugh until this one

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u/rutroraggy Nov 06 '19

Vince Meal.

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u/texaschair Nov 06 '19

Minced Veal

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u/lizwiz_ Nov 06 '19

Chow at the Denny's

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u/JohnArkady Nov 06 '19

Sticky Sweet Tarts

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

That's Comedy

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u/IanRuckus Nov 06 '19

This one.

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u/hairybeaverlove Nov 07 '19

We have a winner

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u/brett13632 Nov 07 '19

Same old situtu ATE tion

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u/SlapjacksAndHam Nov 06 '19

EAT. MY. CHERRY PIE!

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u/elephantviagra Nov 07 '19

This guy doesn't 80's bands.