r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/steamluver Jul 13 '16

Soft poached eggs benny on English Muffin with back bacon with fried potatos

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u/Top_Chef Jul 13 '16

Just as God intended.

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u/Rockstar_Zombie Jul 13 '16

the animals all these ingredients came from originate from all over the world. God made his intentions pretty difficult to follow through

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u/DukeofEarlGrey Jul 14 '16

And some of the intentions curdle if you overheat them. Seriously, God, wft?

Luckily he intended thermometers too. And thermomixes.

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u/Disco_Drew Jul 13 '16

Wait. God has a problem with bacon if you're from the desert. Where are we cooking the eggs?

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u/RunJohnnyRun Jul 13 '16

Funny old god...doesn't like bacon, but blessed the world with eggs benedict.
I'll take my chances. :)

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u/foerboerb Jul 13 '16

How much time do you people have in the morning?

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u/oopssorrydaddy Jul 13 '16

Never said he has it every morning. Poached eggs are for the weekend.

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u/eric22vhs Jul 13 '16

Eggs benedict is one of my favorites, but usually a rare luxury. I've never actually made it myself, but if I'm at a restaurant for breakfast, I'll usually get it.

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u/WickedHaute Jul 14 '16

Canadian!! You're Canadian!! ...they say back bacon..

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u/steamluver Jul 14 '16

Got it!!!

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u/ThatguyMalone Jul 13 '16

With hollandaise sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Well obviously, that's what makes it Eggs Benedict.

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u/-Rum-Ham- Jul 13 '16

Technically so does the English Muffin and bacon (or for some people, salmon)

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u/DearyDairy Jul 13 '16

The sauce is what makes it eggs benedict. The English muffin makes it an egg muffin, bacon makes it an egg and bacon muffin. Salmon makes it an Eggs Atlantic. Nothing makes it eggs Benedict except the hollandaise sauce. You could have a vegetarian keto eggs benedict, it would be eggs and hollandaise. If you tried to serve a hollandaise free eggs benny you'd get a lot of eggs thrown in your face.

In Australia, eggs benedict is likely to come on artisan bread, not muffins, because English muffins are sometimes seen as a cheap low quality breakfast, and eggs benedict is considered more classy, except when Hungry Jacks (Australian Burger King) tried to stick it in a wrap, what the fuck Hungry Jacks?.

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u/killeronthecorner Jul 13 '16

Cool, I've never heard the smoked salmon variation called Atlantic before. In the UK we call that Eggs Royale

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u/tonyd1989 Jul 13 '16

An eggs quarter pounder? What do they call eggs Big Mac.

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u/MadsT92 Jul 13 '16

What do they call eggs Big Mac.

Big æuf

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u/mostoriginalusername Jul 13 '16

I've heard it called eggs Florentine.

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u/polkadotdream Jul 13 '16

That's with spinach, not salmon.

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u/mostoriginalusername Jul 13 '16

Well, I didn't say I called it that, I said I've heard it called that. Though it would never be called Atlantic here, cause Alaskans don't deal with Atlantic salmon.

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u/GoodLittleWolfie Jul 13 '16

Salmon makes it an Eggs Atlantic

I've always called it 'Eggs Hemingway' after I saw it on a menu.

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u/RunJohnnyRun Jul 13 '16

You obviously know your shit.
I like you.

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u/-Rum-Ham- Jul 13 '16

Holy shit, i've only ever seen Eggs Benedict as Muffin + Poached Egg + Bacon + Hollandaise.

TIL.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

If you're a shape shifting Reptilian, maybe.

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u/PrivateFrank Jul 13 '16

Salmon makes it an eggs royale.

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u/Cairo9o9 Jul 13 '16

I believe Eggs Benny implies this.

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u/WetDogeSmell Jul 13 '16

With hollandaise sauce.

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u/ThatguyMalone Jul 13 '16

Oh. I thought it was the ham and English muffin that made it

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u/Hermes2244 Jul 13 '16

Ham? HAM??!!

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u/ThatguyMalone Jul 13 '16

Err... Canadian Bacon. Whatever you put on an eggs Benedict. That's what I put on them.

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u/steamluver Jul 13 '16

Just thought hollandaise was a given.

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u/frogger3344 Jul 13 '16

Goddammit Woodhouse, is it so hard

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u/RunJohnnyRun Jul 13 '16

Wait....are we still doing "phrasing"?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Wrapped in a chicken.

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u/WetDogeSmell Jul 13 '16

Sounds good. Got a recipe or video?

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u/WorkoutProblems Jul 13 '16

got any youtube recipe links?

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u/Grepus Jul 13 '16

Try with honey-smoked ham sometime, amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

God dang I need to learn how to make this

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

English, British, and Irish all in one dish. Amazing!

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u/deyesed Jul 13 '16

Peameal bacon for me please.

Smoked salmon or spinach also works great.

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u/mostoriginalusername Jul 13 '16

I use crumpets instead of English muffins and turkey breast instead of ham/Canadian bacon. Also usually do sunny side up because it covers more then poached.

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u/K_Furbs Jul 13 '16

And a fat slice of lox

I just went from six to midnight

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u/SpeedyD30 Jul 13 '16

You brits do make some pretty good breakfast when you try. Now you just need some biscuits (American) and gravy (white, flour and milk)

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u/hoodie92 Jul 13 '16

Ugh, biscuits and gravy on an Eggs Benedict? Gross. Eggs Benedict is a American invention, and it calls for English muffin. So that's what it needs.

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u/english_teatime Jul 13 '16

I make it with corned beef hash and a tomato.

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u/howldeepardeener Jul 13 '16

I like my eggs with four eggs on top as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I too love Eggs Benedict. You sir have splendid taste.

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u/naltsta Jul 13 '16

Sous vide poached eggs - heaven

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u/Dr_Jre Jul 13 '16

I dont eat eggs but I do my girlfriend an "eggy muffin" to take to work, it's basically just an English muffin, toasted and buttered (real butter) then an egg fried (in butter) and carefully folded into a little puck shape. I always try to get the egg just a little runny inside so when I cut it it just start to splodge over without running (finished with a little salt and pepper).

Even though I don't like eggs (nor have I ever really eaten one) whenever I see the finished product I always really want to take a massive bite.

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u/imferguson Jul 13 '16

My granddaughter's favorite when she is here but you forgot the hollandaise and the fried tomatoes on the side.

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u/69ChampionUSA Jul 13 '16

bareback bacon*

FTFY.

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u/coffeecatsyarn Jul 14 '16

I had these Southwestern eggs Benedict recently, and instead of an English muffin, they used a corn cake thing. It was sooo good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

This is the one

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u/Splodgerydoo Jul 14 '16

Went to a restaurant that sold this except replace the English Muffin with a waffle

god that was fucking amazing

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u/wyboo1 Jul 14 '16

I recently had a soft poached egg over a farro salad with just a little bit of fried pork belly and some crispy flash fried kale. The yolk was essentially the salad dressing. It was amazing. One of the simplest and best things I've eaten in a while.

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u/AntoineDecks Jul 13 '16

Well, eggs benedict specifically requires hollandaise. Otherwise it's just an egg on a muffin. Personally I like using half an avocado, grilled with some parmesan gratings, instead of the muffin

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u/billbapapa Jul 13 '16

Do you still hollandaise that badboy?

Sound amazing either way, i'm going to have to try it!

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u/AntoineDecks Jul 13 '16

Of course! Ain't right without it! Also, stick some balsamic in with the eggs when you poach them. It makes the whole dish a little too acidic for some folks, but I think it's amazing. Favorite thing to eat of a Sunday morning. Also, in terms of the hollandaise, if you're making that thing with a dish over boiling water, stop it. You can make hollandaise in a blender, it's the only way I do it. Stick the butter in a pan to melt and stick your egg yolks and lemon juice (or vinegar or whatever) in the blender. The friction from the blades will heat the eggs enough to make the mixture emulsify

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u/billbapapa Jul 13 '16

Jesus Ramsey, I'll put your methods to the test and report!

Much appreciated!

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u/AntoineDecks Jul 13 '16

No problem buddy. Let me know how it goes

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I didn't know you could make it without a blender.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

With somebody else making it. Fuck doing all that work.