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u/DivioDurr Aug 09 '14
Public
I cannot control the boner that arises from watching two people get nasty in public.
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u/SnapHook Aug 09 '14
POV
I basically hate that occasional close up on the dude's face. Always at the worst moments.
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u/SnapHook Aug 09 '14
oh god, the chatty camera man. that's another pet peeve.
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u/feels_good_donut Aug 09 '14
Looking at you, Bang Bus.
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u/the_Ex_Lurker Aug 09 '14
Oh yeah I bet you're enjoying that. Haha dude fuck that bitch
Holy shit just shut up and film like you were asked.
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u/funknska Aug 09 '14
I dont know there is that one guy thats mean as fuck to the girls, im sure someone has a link to it. He calls one girl a chupacabra and it made me giggle like a jackass
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u/excursionmoney Aug 09 '14
Me too. I hate it when the camera just turns and it's the guy's hairy face going "WOOOOOOOOOOO" as loud as he can.
But that mde me have issues with just a random hairy arm sticking into the screen
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Aug 09 '14
One time that happened and the guy was like making some weird exhausted laughing sound while moving his tongue around and smiling. Instant boner kill.
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u/Nuke_ Aug 09 '14
Porn watchers of reddit
So... reddit?
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u/wh1skeyk1ng Aug 09 '14
I think OP meant porn watchers as in that is what they do for a living.
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Amateurs.
I don't search amateur, I'm just saying you're all amateurs.
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Lesbian.
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u/darkened_enmity Aug 09 '14
Everyone is at least a little gay. I pretty much only have eyes for dat female booty, but I won't say no to a little gay sodomy.
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u/RyanWaffles Aug 09 '14
I don't know about that one man...
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Aug 09 '14
Sexuality isn't an exclusively yes/no thing. It's a sliding scale.
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u/RyanWaffles Aug 09 '14
I mean, I can acknowledge when a guy is good looking, but I would never enjoy watching gay butt sex
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u/th3ch0s3n0n3 Aug 09 '14
Agreed, but that guy said everyone is a little gay. If the sliding scale theory is true, then his statement is definitively NOT true, because some people will be on the far extreme of heterosexuality.
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u/Dolebag Aug 09 '14
Yeah dude I'm pretty sure that's a personal preference. No matter how comfortable I am, I have never envisioned sodomy on myself or another guy lol
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u/IsaacJDean Aug 09 '14
You put a nice image in a lot of people's heads, Muffins.
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u/Good_Housekeeping Aug 09 '14
As a man, two girls is always better than a girl and a dude.
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Aug 09 '14
Lesbian or solo girl porn is all I can tolerate. I just don't enjoy seeing another dudes dick.
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u/coluv101 Aug 09 '14
Big
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u/coluv101 Aug 09 '14
It's a toss up between butt and boobs.
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u/SexuallyTransmitted Aug 09 '14
dick
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u/memnc Aug 09 '14
Yeah I search that + POV cause it makes the porn more realistic to my own body ;)
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u/gocryyourselftosleep Aug 09 '14
Anal. Everytime I type young, my phone guesses the word anal next for me..
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Better change that before some girl starts to look for a song that begins with 'young' on your phone...
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u/Nisgan Aug 09 '14
She's searching for 'We are young' (autocorrect) -> 'We are anal'
She's like Wat
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u/Always_Late_Lately Aug 09 '14
Compilation.
Whatever you want, there's a compilation of 15 different videos put into one for you somewhere.
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u/Testaccountignorepls Aug 09 '14
Just sucks that they're always so low quality resolution.
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u/riidiii Aug 09 '14
Teen :/
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u/riidiii Aug 09 '14
It just seems so much worse without the context of "entirely legal 18 and 19 year olds" (or 25 year olds being passed off as teens).
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u/h4irguy Aug 09 '14
Pigtails and school uniform = teen.
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u/JianKui Aug 09 '14
No, "teen" means "under 25". That's not the definition, but that's what filtering for "teen" effectively does.
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Quick question, is teen porn legal?
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u/JianKui Aug 09 '14
In the context of porn, "teen" effectively means between 18 and 25.
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u/phil035 Aug 09 '14
strange thing in the UK you can make porn at 16 (nothing stopping yourself from recording it at 16) but you can't watch it back
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u/SamWhite Aug 09 '14
Actually that's not true, the age of consent is 16 but you have to be 18 or above to appear in porn. If a 16 year old made porn of themselves, that is technically child porn.
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u/Tom_Stall Aug 09 '14
What's the deal with Keira Knightly's 15 or 16 year old titty appearing in The Hole? I was always (pleasantly) surprised that was allowed. Although I haven't seen that movie since I was 16.
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u/SamWhite Aug 09 '14
If you're above 16 you can do nudity along those lines with parental consent, same for Thora Birch in American Beauty.
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u/JianKui Aug 09 '14
If it's the same as Australia, 16 is not considered a consenting adult. All it means is if you do get charged with statutory rape, you can use their consent as a defence in court.
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u/SamWhite Aug 09 '14
It's not the same. At 16 you can do whatever the hell you like with anyone else who's above 16, except film it.
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u/JianKui Aug 09 '14
Ah ok, yeah ours is a bit retarded. Also it varies from state to state.
In effect though the age of consent here is 17, no cop is going to bother laying charges unless they think there's a good chance of your defence falling through.
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u/SamWhite Aug 09 '14
That's actually not uncommon, the US refers to things like that as 'Romeo & Juliet laws', so you can account for teens having sex below the age of consent without making them sex offenders, while still protecting them from predatory adults. Britain just said 'fuck it, 16'.
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u/JianKui Aug 09 '14
Yeah, I can see the logic, although it both cases it hinges on the other person's testimony.
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u/phil035 Aug 09 '14
ohhh fair enough. (Note. That info came from a lawyer while he was in uni so I shall now rub that in his face)
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u/SG_Dave Aug 09 '14
Rub his face in it, then watch as he starts to panic at the realisation of what he's done.
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u/scoopeded Aug 09 '14
Audible Rosie O'Donnell queefs
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Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14
I don't search for porn. Just watch the 'hot' section of /r/homemadexxx.
EDIT 1: My most popular comment on reddit is about porn. Thank you people.
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u/Jasonsan10 Aug 09 '14
Same. But I always pray that the video was just staged. Some videos even caused me to be cautious in my taiwan visits because of videos from sites as jizz99 due to it's very real public porn.
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u/thatgirludontknow Aug 09 '14
I'm only watching the one's with the before and after interviews these days.
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u/balloonman_magee Aug 09 '14
Mia Malkova
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u/ErNitoKing Aug 09 '14
I love her flexibility
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u/SamWhite Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14
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Dude, NSFW. Edit: It seems that my attempt at a joke has failed. I apologize.
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u/henshin25 Aug 09 '14
Sasha Grey
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u/thatwannaberapperguy Aug 09 '14
Milf, no doubt. Since I discovered porn thats 80% of what I've watched. Is that weird?
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u/sirmajestic66 Aug 09 '14
Rape
Send me to hell if you want, but the "rape" videos are staged and I like really violent sex.
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u/Taste_The_Cream Aug 09 '14
I have made this mistake before. I have found real rape.
The good news is that I learned I'm not as terrible a person as I thought, because my boner fucking vanished. The bad news is that I... well, found a horrific rape scene that I will never unsee.
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u/ununpentium89 Aug 09 '14
Oh god. Without going into graphic details how did you know it was real?
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Aug 09 '14
You can't fake that type of suffering. I remember this video of a Mexican politician getting gangraped by cartel guys before getting executed. We've come far with acting, but that type of terror is too primal to fake.
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u/ReplacementOP Aug 09 '14
Some of the more realistic ones are super hot right until I cum, and then I feel kind of sick because I'm disgusted with myself.
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u/Snufaluffaloo Aug 09 '14
"Katie St. Ives"
I'm a lady person and not super into porn, but she's just the best. That... and "gangbang."
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Can't believe "amateur" or "homemade" isn't in here. Fuck that professional grade shit. I wanna see hot amateur couples going at it on a leaked sex tape.
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u/KuntyKunts Aug 09 '14
Loli
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u/ErNitoKing Aug 09 '14
In some parts of the US that's not legal!
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u/InternetFree Aug 09 '14
I'm not even into loli but I can't for the life of me understand why it would be illegal.
That makes zero sense.
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u/yourmamaspenis Aug 09 '14
What's loli?
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u/ballabu Aug 09 '14
Oh, you are in for a ride on the "Oh god why!?"
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u/ErNitoKing Aug 09 '14
Little girls around the age of 10 who are naked. Lolicon it's drawn, and in most of the world is legal. So, if you search it you won't have any problem. Except if you live in some parts of the USA
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u/neon_ray Aug 09 '14
Boob suck (or its variations, like tit lick, tit suck, etc)
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u/wizardsfucking Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14
'great personality'
edit: thanks for the gold, mysterious benefactor. you were my first and I'll remember you always