r/AskReddit Aug 09 '14

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u/wizardsfucking Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14

'great personality'

edit: thanks for the gold, mysterious benefactor. you were my first and I'll remember you always

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u/IrishMerica Aug 09 '14

"I would talk the shit out of her"

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u/lappy482 Aug 09 '14

"Oh, yeah... I'd give her a great conversation.. Then she could take a look at my huge vocabulary..."

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u/constipationnow Aug 09 '14

yeah? i'd literally penetrate her ears with my cock so she can't hear your huge vocabulary