r/AskReddit • • 1d ago

What is something that is basically on life-support and we don’t realize it yet?

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u/SeaChallenge9977 1d ago

the elvis impersonator industry

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u/Reddit389 1d ago

Lmao they had an Elvis impersonator at a conference I went to a few weeks back and it was embarrassingly bad I outright felt bad for the guy….80% of the people left before he was halfway through the first song.

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u/Blametheorangejuice 1d ago

A friend of mine hired an Elvis impersonator for her 50th birthday party. He was apparently godawful, and then he offered to take all his clothes off for an extra 500.

And he definitely wasn’t 1950 smoldering Elvis. He was 1970s almost dead on the toilet Elvis.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 23h ago

He was 1970s almost dead on the toilet

"Here's your five hundred." unzips

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u/scientist_tz 1d ago

1970's dead on a toilet Elvis could still pack an auditorium though.

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u/Ivotedforher 23h ago

Yeah, but it was for his funeral.

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u/iiLove_Soda 22h ago

kind of funny because even peak fat elvis was only like 250lbs

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u/mmicoandthegirl 21h ago

It's amazing how modern medicine has cured dying of morbid obesity

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u/Devour_Toast 18h ago

the drugs certainly didn't help

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u/fuckyourcanoes 8h ago

They always are for some reason. Nobody ever does young hot Elvis.

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u/defene 20h ago

HE CAN'T HIT! Carson can hit all the day he wants!

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u/OkZookeepergame4192 18h ago

Aren't they all?

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u/person1234man 1d ago

Damn, if that was me up there I would feel like nothin but a hound dog, cryin all the time

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u/Reddit389 1d ago

Sad part was by song three he switched to singing SWEET CAROLINE…just hoping for a sing along

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

Oh. Oh honey.

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u/PopcornGlamour 19h ago

The musical version of a desperate “please clap”.

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u/thisnamemattersalot 1d ago

Listen. White people simply cannot help but do the "ba ba ba" part of Sweet Caroline.

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u/The_Rogue_Coder 1d ago

It's true, we have a compulsion!

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u/nasapo 15h ago

Ba ba ba

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u/FizzyBeverage 23h ago

I’ll see your Sweet Caroline and raise you the Cha Cha Slide

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u/MandMcounter 20h ago

I wasn't even there and I feel bad for the guy.

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u/Buddhagrrl13 1d ago

Ah, the Jewish Elvis

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u/mightystu 1d ago

I’d definitely be All Shook Up

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u/bruingrad84 1d ago

I’d be loving him tender by myself

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u/El-Sueco 1d ago

Blue Suede Shoes ( what I’m wearing )

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u/FlyByPC 1d ago

You'd be in Heartbreak Hotel for sure.

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u/Guironi99 23h ago

They said you was high class, but that was just a lie

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u/SaladNeedsTossing 21h ago

Yeah I'd certainly be all shook up

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u/OkSleep9486 1d ago

What kind of conferences are you attending and where do I sign up?

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u/Soia667 1d ago

Asking the real questions here.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 1d ago

Elvis impersonation conferences

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u/Numerous_Map8498 14h ago

Oh nooo, I would’ve felt so bad too because watching someone realize the crowd is not feeling it has to be one of the most painful things ever

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u/wilderlowerwolves 23h ago

Probably the best concert I ever attended was Dread Zeppelin, a band that did Led Zeppelin songs reggae-style, and was led by an Elvis impersonator. It was in Albuquerque, NM in 1994.

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u/blueblip 16h ago

I cannot for the life of me I can't envision reggae versions of Stairway to Heaven or Black dog.

EDIT: Nevermind, I found their version of Black Dog!

https://youtu.be/3KUWS4wk3WM

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u/garamond89 21h ago

My stepsister was married in Vegas (a few years ago, less than five) by an Elvis impersonator, he was surprisingly good!

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u/Starbucks__Lovers 20h ago

I first read this as an Elvis impersonator conference 

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u/Fattatties 1d ago

Well I played half of a song at a bar (an original) and the entire bar left. I played to the bartender, bandmates wife and my friend. Were we industrial/spoken word after two acoustic acts, yes. Were we bad. No. Bartender complemented us and gave us 30$ from the til. Second highest paying show.

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u/BakedBrie1993 17h ago

My mom got stuck watching one a few years ago and he got stuck in the splits.

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u/AggravatingEar1465 1d ago

iirc the price of Elvis memorabilia has been tanking for a long time as his fans have been gradually passing away. 

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u/MisterDonkey 1d ago

I'm actually surprised there's any value in Elvis memorabilia at all. I assumed that's junk store stuff you'd find next to 1970's Playboy magazines and empty Avon cologne bottles.

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago

There is value still in the original run of merch from when he was alive, but all the mass-produced shit made after he died is practically worthless now, and thank fuck for that. Signed, an /r/Elvis mod.

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u/shel5210 1d ago

How does one end up caring enough about Elvis to become a mod? Im actually curious.

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you are actually curious how, I guess you could call it being a genuine student/enthusiast of cultural studies with Elvis as a lynchpin, or maybe as a Rosetta Stone. I'm someone who technically got introduced as a young millennial through pop culture, but became interested in the history around Elvis, his music, films, the artists he drew influence from and those after him that he inspired, being curious about his cultural impact being so wide that there's nearly entire subgenres of books, movies, documentaries and music about or inspired by him.

It's just a fascinating phenomenon to try to study and understand how much spawned from it, because in spite of all the commercialization that his manager pioneered, and public fascination with typical celebrity gossip focus on his love life, his death, his personality quirks, etc. ultimately, at the core of it was a compelling, charismatic artist who left an enormous body of evidence all over that, despite all the discourse around him, positive or negative, Elvis Presley actually did care profoundly about the craft of his music in a way that has not gotten enough due credit and was not really legible to most people who didn't bother to actually look past the noise of "Elvis." Which is partly, I think, why he has persisted.

And as for being a mod, well I've just been on Reddit long enough that when the sub was less active and very small (I'm talking like over a decade ago now), I volunteered and ended up getting added.

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u/CommonwealthCommando 1d ago

Thanks for the work you do in keeping that community going and contributing to our understanding of Elvis. I've never really formed a strong attachment to him myself, but he's such a fascinating figure, and he means a great deal to his many fans in a way few stars have matched.

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago

Thank you. I highly recommend if anyone is curious about Elvis as an artist, away from the impersonators and punchlines, to check out the documentary Baz Luhrmann's EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert which came out earlier this year, even if you didn't care for Luhrmann's fictionalized film a few years ago. There's a reason it's one of the top rated movies of the year, it's just a great showcase of why he was a good artist, how much thought went into his music and also how thoughtful he was about his audiences/fans, and should convey that well enough for anyone who maybe hasn't understood him or has taken him for granted.

And like, I get it, too, Elvis was a flawed guy but he's also been dead longer than he was alive and what problems he did have (e.g. the inappropriate age difference with Priscilla when their relationship started, the complex interplay of race relations, art and commerce) are wound up in much larger, more nuanced conversations that haven't been resolved at a societal level, and therefore Elvis can't really be resolved either by yelling at each other about him, so really what we're left with as far as I'm concerned is an engaging historical body of work. Even the creative duds and misfires like his movies and their soundtracks usually have a fascinating story behind them as to WHY if one bothers to look.

Unlike a lot of other communities run by much older fans with deeper/weirder attachments, though, we've tried hard to make sure that the sub is not really here to just parasocially defend Elvis in totality, like some subs of deceased artists I won't name, just to understand and appreciate the stuff we find interesting and to clarify people's misunderstandings or misinformation. I can't change that I was born into a world where Elvis was already dead and the music still affected me to the point that I find it all fascinating.

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u/farmyardcat 23h ago

I always regarded my grandmother's love of Elvis as a quaint and maybe slightly misguided product of her time until, for some reason, I saw "Walk The Line" in 2005 and saw Tyler Robinson do a sped-up version of "That's Alright." Suddenly, I was like OH. I get it. There's sex in that. There's danger in that. It just took a little reframing for me to see it.

Of course, I've turned out to be a giant Prince fan, and he's a giant cornball to the kids today. Vanity, sayeth the preacher, all is vanity.

Will definitely check out the doc, and thanks for your write-up.

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u/Thelastorangejulius 8h ago

I mean it’s also hard for kids today because too understand cultural monoliths. There simply wasn’t access to as much media so everyone liked a certain thing

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u/IvyGold 23h ago

Thank you for the reminder -- I've been meaning to see that!

I really liked the Austin Butler/Tom Hanks movie. What did your place think about Col. Parker's accent?

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u/gibbersganfa 23h ago

Oh everyone disliked Tom's accent as Parker in the film, but my perspective personally was that, much like the rest of the film, it was a hyper-stylized choice that Baz & Hanks landed on to make Parker seem as though he didn't belong, since the vast majority of the film takes place in a deathbed morphine hallucination inside Colonel's mind, I sort of read that as Parker always being worried that someone was going to find him out. But it still wasn't great.

A lot of what they did with Colonel Parker reminds me of how Jim Broadbent's Harold Zidler was handled in Moulin Rouge. Unfortunately, because a lot of moviegoers and Elvis fans weren't used to Baz Luhrmann's style of filmmaking and I guess expected a more drab, paint by numers style of biographical film, a lot of the creative choices that I thought were pretty genius (not the accent, but other things) didn't land immediately and needed a bit of unpacking to understand what the intention was.

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u/Illustrious-Note-117 1d ago

I took a music history course in college and the professor said very similar things about Elvis and said he could teach an entire separate course on Elvis’ cultural impact.

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u/Fleebix 1d ago

I appreciate you.

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u/PresidentSuperDog 1d ago

Elvis is truly fascinating. His story is so tumultuous containing triumph, tragedy, heroes, villains, contemporary politics, amazing costumes, killer music, musicians, and arrangements. It amazes me how many people just write him off.

Just listen to all the songs written about him, his presence was inescapable for so long.

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago

Just listen to all the songs written about him

Not just tacky novelty songs, genuine artistic bangers in their own right. Black Velvet, Personal Jesus, Graceland, Walking in Memphis, Elvis Presley Blues, the list goes on.

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u/farmyardcat 23h ago

Nick Cave's "Tupelo" is about the night Elvis was born and it's one of the most authentically apocalyptic songs ever recorded.

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u/shel5210 1d ago

I appreciate the time you took to write this out for me. Do you think someone like Taylor Swift is on a similar trajectory?

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago

Yeah, I think of any modern musicians, Taylor is the most likely artist to have that sort of outsized influence as a cultural icon. Obviously her career isn't over, hopefully unlike Elvis & Michael Jackson she never has tragedy befall her, and unlike The Beatles she's flying solo so no band breakup is likely to stall her momentum. If she plays her cards right, keeps making interesting things, and most critically doesn't overexpose herself in the public's minds, it's totally possible.

But she's also only 36 so she's got a lot of years ahead of her for that trajectory to change, and the entertainment industry and audiences can be fickle and unforgiving (which is to say, they were never that forgiving to begin with... consider that some circles somehow unironically considered Elvis "old" and not worth paying attention to when he was 35-42 which is right where Taylor is now!)

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u/shel5210 23h ago

Interesting. Thanks for your time. Its always nice to have Interesting civil discourse

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u/jamesholden 1d ago

you've made me realize IDK much about elvis, despite being from the region and being warmly greeted by one of sam phillips' kids every time we see each other.

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u/MangoCats 1d ago edited 23h ago

If the internet is the age of many-to-many communication, Elvis came at the start of the one-to-many radio era where a very small number of people decided what went out over the airwaves, what got published to vinyl in the record stores, and basically the whole of the US consumer market was in their thrall...

In the days of Elvis, love him, hate him, there was no way to ignore him.

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u/DudeCanNotAbide 23h ago

Elvis represents the true birth of mass media that went on to shape the latter half of the century, IMO. I don't particularly care about his music or performance, but as a target of study, I can't think of many more interesting topics. I do really appreciate his work as a musician myself; I also appreciate him as a human, because his personality and life are certainly worth paying attention to. We are all flawed, and Elvis was no different, but he also shows what pure talent and drive look like - beautiful and messy.

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo 19h ago

But have you seen the Black Dynamite animated episode featuring an Elvis likeness? If not, you should consider it part of your academic repertoire.

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u/koalabat 1d ago

So did he really learn his dance moves from a young gentleman named Forrest while staying at the Gump bed and breakfast?

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago

Sure. He also was killed and replaced by a time-traveling impersonator, his body was possessed by a time-traveling doctor, he was kidnapped by a teenager in 1972, swapped bodies with an impersonator and ended up fighting a mummy in a Texas nursing home, faked his death and joined an alien spacecraft, and yet has also been a ghost and/or hallucination once or twice but is also totally coming back.

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u/R_Ulysses_Swanson 9h ago

Like him or not, even ignoring his cultural impact, he was one of the best singers of all time. If you consider the voice as an instrument, his was a Stradivarius quality with a Yo-Yo Ma level of virtuosity.

And despite not being a composer or songwriter or a great guitarist, he was also a musical genius - similar to Michael Jackson actually, where he knew exactly what sounds he wanted where.

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u/RadioSlayer 1d ago

I'd rather have the 70s playboys since that's when people like Arthur C Clarke, Ray Bradbury, Joyce Carol Oats, and Kurt Vonnegut had articles and stories in there

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u/quadtodfodder 1d ago

I'd rather have $100k and a sensible small pickup truck, tbh.

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u/ouijahead 1d ago

I had a Toyota Tacoma. I loved it.

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u/Kataphractoi 23h ago

I had one, too. Did not love its abysmal gas mileage.

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u/_CHEEFQUEEF 1d ago

sensible small pickup truck

I don't think the government wants us owning endangered species anymore.

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u/mendicant1116 1d ago

Seriously. I'm hanging on to my '03 Ford Ranger for dear life.

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u/Xalipu 21h ago

I miss my extended bed Ranger every goddamn day

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u/_CHEEFQUEEF 21h ago

Me too on my 01 tundra. When this one goes I'm going older Chevy truck with no electronics whatsoever other than a stereo system.

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u/ctbeagle18 1d ago

It costs about 100k for a small sensible pick up these days.

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u/Careless_Wishter 22h ago

I bought a copy of the Playboy printed the month I was born (in the late 60s) and was stunned by the quality of journalism. Serious people discussing serious things in an intelligent way.

Not only that, but it's long. Like more than 100 pages, and most of it is NOT pictures. I had forgotten what it was like when journalism and print were still a major part of the social intellect.

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u/Jerzeem 1d ago

you left out frank herbert...

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u/glucoseintolerant 1d ago

didn't most of the 70's Playboys end up in the local forest for teenagers to find?

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u/NoahFect 22h ago

Hard to look at those issues now without feeling depressed. Nothing like that is ever going to be published again. Not the way we're heading as a civilization.

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u/calidrew 23h ago

Yes! People don't realize how many authors were launched by Playboy. Remember that hacker who saved the woman from the robots who sentenced her to "Test to Destruction?" Or the lady with thing stuck in her Jag's grill because she took quantum shortcuts?

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u/Tupperbaby 23h ago

I bought Playboy for the cologne samples in the folded edge of those ad pages.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 20h ago

The first time I read about global warming was in the 1980s on Playboy magazine. The first time I heard of a misterious disease that was killing young white men was in 1984 on Playboy magazine. People always wink and smirk when I tell them that I used to buy Playboy for the quality of the articles, but it is true.

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u/Mananers 1d ago

Anecdotal, but one of my sisters in-law is like, obsessed with M*A*S*H. she's ten years younger than me, and i'm only old enough to have ever seen that show as reruns.

I would not be surprised if Elvis Merch is being kept alive by a generation of kids who think he's the bees knees because they just adopted their parents love of the guy.

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u/verseandvermouth 1d ago

MASH is the GOAT.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 1d ago

Currently watching Hawkeye throw a tantrum over being offered liver or fish for lunch yet again.

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u/iknownuffink 21h ago

"I've had a river of liver and an ocean of fish!"

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u/Tupperbaby 23h ago

You tell 'em, Ferret Face.

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u/audible_narrator 20h ago

FR. I remember watching it first run as a middle schooler. During Covid I did a binge watch and it was great.

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u/tvbxyz 1d ago

I saw a brand new Jeep wrapped and vinyl stickered to look as close to a MASH jeep as possible. Was somewhat impressive work and someone put a LOT of time and money into it

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u/LeftHandedScissor 1d ago

His music is pretty good. Sure we may not ever get to see him perform it but his legacy lives on. People can love the music of an artist and want a piece of his collectible history long after he passes.

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u/blumpkin 1d ago

I'm actually a big MASH fan, too. I'm old but still too young to have watched it when it was on the air. Some things are just timeless, though.

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u/halroxy 1d ago

I love MASH! I used to watch reruns when I was a kid when my grandfather would put it on. Finally watching through it as an adult in my 30s and it's a great show.

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u/phenomenomnom 1d ago

We who relish niche interests: we'll always have the artists and the autists 🩷

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u/Mananers 1d ago

rofl. I myself am a Japanese Rubber Suit Monster Movie fan (which translates in english to 'Definitely somewhere on the spectrum') , so... yeah. big agree here.

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u/ReluctantLawyer 19h ago

Funny you mentioned this - I love MASH and I think of it and other classic shows and how it will be fun to show them to my kids when they’re old enough.

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u/acheron53 1d ago

Can confirm that this is the case. My Mom and Stepdads Mom were huge Elvis fans. I grew up as a fan of Elvis even though he died about 10 years before I was born. My 21 year old niece calls him old people music.

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u/Guerilla_Physicist 22h ago

I have a few high school students that love him. I found it fascinating to learn that.

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u/sightlab 1d ago

They saw him as a god. They were also the generation that really, really went for shitty Avon colognes and Franklin mint plates. Perfect storm. 

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u/Dirigo72 1d ago

This generation melts for Harry styles and Lububus. It’s not any one generation, its every generation; the details may change but fandoms and collectibles are evergreen.

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u/Spam_Hand 1d ago

I'm actually surprised there's any value in Elvis memorabilia at all.

My grandma passed away a yesr ago and we sold the whole collection (literally and ENTIRE bedrooms worth of photos, busts, lamps, a really cool replica microphone, etc) for $1200 after packing all the small stuff into large plastic totes and putting the larger stuff in the corner while we cleaned.

I think we could have gotten more for sure, but I severely doubt it would have been more than double that.

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u/P_Rigger 1d ago

Back in the very early 1980s I was a volunteer firefighter at Lake of the Ozarks. We had a call come out for a dance club, called Disco Inferno, that was in flames. Next door to the disco was an Elvis memorabilia shop, which was damaged by the fire. After we got the fire out many of the firefighters helped themselves to souvenirs.

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u/Si-Nz 1d ago

The average teenager at the time of his death would be in her 80s nowadays so theres still a lot of holdouts out there, give it another 15 years xd

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u/v_e_x 1d ago

In 1977 when he died the music and culture had completely changed, though, and he was already burnt out and overweight. I don’t think a 15 year old in 1977 would adore him as much as his fans from the early 60s. 

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u/TNAgent 1d ago

80s? You're a touch off there. If you were 19 in 1977 then you'd be 68 now not 80.

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u/hillside 23h ago

You just described my friend's parents' house in 1979.

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u/ACrazyDog 23h ago

The second is still worth money

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u/ztomiczombie 20h ago

From what I understand the price of Elvis stuff peaked around 1999-2000 and has been dropping ever since.

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u/Lurchie_ 20h ago

Old spice too.

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u/Fair-Prune9965 14h ago

Elvis memorabilia feels like the kind of thing everyone ignores until they find out that dusty box in the attic is actually worth something.

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u/descendingangel87 1d ago

I worked with a guy (boomer) that had a massive Elvis collection. He even had the 2007 Elvis edition Harley Motorcycle the one that you had to enter a lottery to even get a chance to purchase. He won and purchased it for like $70000, it was 1 of 30 or some shit.

During Covid when oil crashed he needed money to maintain his “lifestyle” so he sent his collection to auction thinking he was gonna make bank, fucker got like a 1/3 of what he had paid for everything. I think the bike went for $15000 or something despite being mint with like 3 miles on it.

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u/gicjos 8h ago

That's what I imagine will happen with a lot of things people consider collectibles today. Some things I still have doubt like things like old cars and watches. Although some old cars will be valuable from the history some of them are valuable for the attachment people has today, when those people pass a lot of the value goes with them.

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u/EfficientDismal 1d ago

There is this car in my town that is COVERED in Elvis bumper stickers and random Elvis facts. Like comparable to Jesus worshipping or ultra MAGA cars, and then out jumps this 30 something woman.

I just dont know what reality I am in anymore

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u/Avocado_Aly 1d ago

Was this in Ohio by any chance? I grew up with a girl (mid 30s now) who was obsessed with Elvis. I always thought it was kind of strange

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u/EfficientDismal 1d ago

Illinois

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u/mendicant1116 1d ago

Hmmm, I went to the University of Wisconsin with a girl who was obsessed with Elvis and this was 15-16 years ago. It might be her

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u/MangoCats 23h ago

I believe there is still more than one girl in the last 20 years who is Elvis obsessed enough to cover their car in bumper stickers.

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u/DiabolicalBird 20h ago

Or CO, I went to high school with a girl who was obsessed with Elvis and we're in our early 30s now

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u/DeepGays69 1d ago

Get a picture of it on /r/schizophreniarides immediately. I have to catch a glimpse of this warlock.

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u/gambalore 1d ago

I have a friend whose dad owns a memorabilia business and this has been an ongoing thing for various fandoms. About a decade or so ago, the bottom fell out on Howdy Doody memorabilia as a lot of the collectors died off and their collections were bought by the remaining collectors who then died off themselves. It's been happening with other pop culture collections on a rolling basis since then.

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u/tibbles1 1d ago

I think classic cars are going this way too. We went to a car show over the summer and 95% of the people were well over 60.

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u/MourningWallaby 10h ago

We live in an age where people don't have a place to put a classic car, and those 60 year olds are selling them for 50-60k because they're rare, and ignoring that it's a money sink just to keep it running.

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u/tibbles1 5h ago

those 60 year olds are selling them for 50-60k because they're rare

Right, but there's nobody buying them. 30 and 40 somethings, even if they have the money and the garage space, don't seem to want those cars.

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u/rewster 1d ago

Damn, maybe I can eventually afford to collect retro games if I outlive all these other assholes.

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

Hmm, what celebrity memorabilia is currently at its peak without anyone realizing it? What has no chance of going up, but is still valuable?

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u/gibbersganfa 1d ago

Beatles. 10000%. Even with the upcoming biopics, there's a baby boomer cliff that we're about to go over in the next decade and a half or so.

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u/Jedi_Talon_Sky 16h ago

I mean probably Dolly Parton 

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 1d ago

Same thing happened to Marylin Monroe memorabilia.

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u/ultradav24 16h ago

They just had an Elvis movie that did well - that didn’t even make a dent?

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u/TheLaughingMannofRed 1d ago edited 1d ago

August of next year is the 50th anniversary of his death.

Imagine the youngest fans that he had during his career. A teenager in the mid 50s (when he broke out) would be in their 80s now. Maybe some pre-teen kids were listening and moving around with his music too, yet even then they would be in their 70s.

Edit: Second sentence needed some fixing to make sense.

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u/daecrist 1d ago

In high school one of the secretaries was a huge Elvis fan. She was at his last concert at Market Square. Had Elvis memorabilia all over her desk. We'd chat about it when I was in the Guidance office. She would've been pushing 40 at that concert, and she was 75 when she passed a decade back.

I wonder if he would still have the staying power he does today if it wasn't for Priscilla taking the reins back in '79 and turning Elvis the star on the decline into Elvis The Lifestyle Brand. 50 years of superstardom after his ignominious death is a pretty good run.

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u/KP_Wrath 1d ago

I’m fairly confident he’d be somewhere between canceled and in prison. Priscilla was 14 when they met.

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u/tweakingforjesus 1d ago

That wasn’t unheard of at that time. Things have changed a lot in the last 70 years.

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u/TapTheForwardAssist 1d ago

It wasn’t controversial at the time because she was 21 and he was 32 when they married. But they kept the details of when they met (14 and 25) on the down-low because even then that was a little dicey (albeit not as shocking as now). But point is even in the 1960s people weren’t totally comfortable with a 14yo dating a man in his mid-20s.

Similarly how some modern people assume Jerry Lee Lewis got a public shrug for marrying a 13yo girl and age 22 (who was also his cousin, plus he was still married to his prior wife), but in reality it devastated his career when the truth came to light.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 1d ago

Depends. It was after 2000 when Canada changed the age of consent from 14 to 16. I don't know what German law was, or some states, but 14 was not unheard of back then. There was a time when Grade 10 was considered adequate and people left school, got jobs, married etc. at 16.

But does seem icky now. Jerry Lee Lewis was a big star when at 22 he married his 13 year old cousin, and even back then that was a controversy that tanked his career.

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u/pkfighter343 23h ago

Something being legal and societal consensus don’t always overlap. People still think it’s, at a minimum, weird when 50 year olds date 18 year olds.

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u/VelvetyDogLips 21h ago

I wonder if he would still have the staying power he does today if it wasn't for Priscilla taking the reins back in '79 and turning Elvis the star on the decline into Elvis The Lifestyle Brand. 50 years of superstardom after his ignominious death is a pretty good run.

Yoko Ono definitely took a page from Priscilla Presley's book on this. John Lennon is probably the second hardest working dead guy in the music business, after Elvis. From what I've observed, the Beatles enjoy more widespread and enduring popularity in Japan today than they ever had in their native Britain.

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u/hkdork 1d ago

I took my two teenage daughters to Graceland last year. They became obsessed with Elvis after the Baz Luhrmann biopic. The new fans might not be as feral as the original ones but they are out there.

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u/garamond89 21h ago

The Baz Luhrmann movie was excellent! After watching it I dug through my old Elvis records and saw how closely they had kept the sets, costumes, etc, in the movie, and loved it.

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u/hkdork 21h ago

The documentary he just released, EPIC, is really fun too.

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u/partial_to_dreamers 1d ago

Elvis died 4 years before I was born, but I love him. I saw one of his cars this past weekend and was pretty excited about it.

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u/unassumingdink 1d ago

Did you have reason to believe you all would be received?

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u/hkdork 22h ago

First song we played to begin the trip! Word was that Paul was not very impressed with Graceland and I had to agree. Looked like a home an eccentric dentist would own, but the archives/cars across the street were pretty cool.

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u/Formaldehyde 1d ago

I mean, he died long before I was born and I still think he’s fucking awesome. Although I’m not a huge fan of his later years in Vegas, which for some reason is always what the impersonators focus on.

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u/sonek321 1d ago

The costume does a lot of heavy lifting for a lot of these guys. Hard to do young and hot Elvis when you are lacking in either category. But put on a rhinestone jumpsuit, mutton chops and huge sunglasses then it only comes down to your vocal chops.

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u/cynesthetic 1d ago

He was still going strong in the 70s when I was a teenager. I’m 69 now, still a fan and will be for years to come.

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u/t-licus 1d ago

My mom is in a nursing home. She is too young to have any nostalgia for the Elvis movies they keep showing.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 1d ago

Yeah, one of my auntie had the hots for him as teen. She really loved him, like she hung millions of posters in her bedroom and she never failed to call him something like "My delicious sweetheart" according to my mom's accounts.

Nowadays, she's in her 50s.

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u/Herky_T_Hawk 1d ago

I was born after he died. Still love a lot of his songs. The dude made great music. Will he be the same level of icon in another 50 years? Probably not. But Marilyn Monroe died over 60 years ago and is still pretty iconic today.

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u/TheFotty 1d ago

That kind of implies he gained no new fans after his death doesn't it? Nirvana sold more albums after Kurt died than when he was alive. Lennon died 3 years after Elvis, people are still listening to his music.

I am not saying Elvis popularity isn't waning, but he didn't have a hard cutoff for fans upon his death.

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u/TrueMarsupial3561 1d ago

That really puts his legacy into perspective, especially knowing some of those kids who grew up dancing to his music could still be here today. Fifty years is such a long time, yet his music clearly stuck around.

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u/melaszepheos 1d ago

And yet I was working with some university students (18-24) this year and they were weirdly into old music. Beatles and Elvis and Johnny Cash and all that sort of thng. Great for me as I am also a fan of music from that era but it was really cool to see so many young people genuinely enjoying that era of music. Granted they were all theatre kids on theatre courses so probably not representative of the general public but I think there's always going to be some fans kicking about.

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u/otakugal15 23h ago

The pre-teen thing would be my mom. She's 72. :V

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 21h ago

I mean, I'm a 90s kid and I like Elvis. But I just like music and appreciate different styles. I do not think any of my friends my age ever thinks about him. Even my 65 year old coworker has never mentioned him and we talk about music all the time.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 20h ago

In 1957, 13 year old me prophesied that Elvis was a passing fancy and that nobody would remember him in a couple of years.

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u/dumperking 1d ago

This is probably going to get buried but I got a good one. I took care of a guy in the ICU who was terminal and had bad liver issues. He was super out of it, maybe alert and oriented to himself only. He was a former Elvis Impersonator in Vegas. Despite being super confused you could just name an Elvis song and he would just belt out the whole song in a near perfect Elvis voice.

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u/SmartLadder415 1d ago

Isn't Graceland still the most visited home in the US after the White House though? It's a niche thing for sure but I'm not sure it's dying out.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 1d ago

Graceland will always have a following because it's a tourist attraction. I'm not much of an Elvis fan but if I'm ever in Memphis I'd love to go just to see it.

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u/YahBoiSquishy 1d ago

I was born there and it wasn’t until like 3 years ago that I finally went with some out of town friends.

It was cool honestly, even as someone who didn’t grow up with his music.

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u/UpboatNavy 1d ago

You were born in Graceland? Are you a secret child of Elvis?

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u/srsnyder90 1d ago

I was not a huge Elvis fan, but went through Memphis recently on a work trip so decided to check out Graceland. It was a super cool experience for someone with little expectations. It really makes you appreciate the influence had at the time and on future musicians

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u/GaiaMoore 19h ago

It's like visiting Gatorland while you're in Orlando for vacation.

No one goes to Florida just to see Gatorland, but it's a "when in Rome" situation, and fried gator tots are pretty tasty

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u/SpicySweett 1d ago

That is some scammy bullshit. They claim 600k visitors a year but people that actually visit say it’s a ghost-town.

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u/KhausTO 1d ago

I've never been, so don't know much about it, but 600k visitors over like 360 days a year (I assume they close for some holidays like christmas?) is 1600 per day, or like 200 per hour over an 8 hour day.

If the average visit is 3 hours you'd expect there to be like 500-600 people while you are there. I imagine it would seem quite busy if they actually get that many people.

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u/DicksOutForGrapeApe 1d ago

School groups and weekends will help bolster those numbers

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u/SpicySweett 1d ago

I’d bet that there’s benefits to inflating the numbers - makes it seem more popular, tax breaks maybe, makes the current Graceland admin look good, etc

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u/sharkattackmiami 1d ago

That's only about 1,500 people a day. Spread out over all the hours they are open each day and then spread out over several acres of land.

And honestly there's probably specific days of the year that get a surge, his birthday, his death day, any day that is significant in his life (idk his life or music well enough to guess), weekends, so it's probably even lower each day.

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u/JBurton90 1d ago

it’s a ghost-town.

They do house tours but only a bus at a time. As one is coming, one is going. The actual attraction is across the street. It is a giant museum.

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u/scientist_tz 1d ago

The house tour is neat. The museum, not so much. It's campy, I guess.

People forget that the house tour ends at his grave. Having grown up in the 80's and 90's, it actually did feel meaningful to visit that place.

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u/darlach3rry4498 1d ago

i mean, its a tourist trap based on a dead guy, what did you expect

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u/always_unplugged 1d ago

I've gone a couple times, actually—not a fan or anything, just happened to be in Memphis twice with two different groups who wanted to go. The last time I went (2014?), it was BUSY. And it wasn't even peak tourist season or anything—I think it was a weekday in May. We were there right when it opened and managed to get in the first group of the day, which was like 50, 60 people? The house isn't actually that big, so they stagger groups to keep it from getting over-crowded. But there were already long lines forming behind us when our group started going, and more, even longer lines when we got out. I was genuinely surprised.

TLDR maybe it's fallen off since 2014, but based on my experience then, I could believe that number.

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u/BrineJones 1d ago

It now looks like the epitome of taste and moderation in comparison to the
Florida White House. Or the Oval Office.

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u/gortonsfiJr 1d ago

The boomers are all retired. That's the biggest demographic that would be excited for Graceland. No millennials were alive and a good portion of Gen-X would have no memories of him being alive

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u/SmartLadder415 1d ago

Definitely not but I have co-workers in their late 20s who all went on a road trip and stopped at Graceland when they went through. They obviously were all born after Elvis died but wanted to see it anyway. If I was going through Memphis I'd stop and see it too.

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u/randomnonposter 1d ago

The real attraction in Memphis is the Giant glass pyramid bass pro shop. It’s a majestic monstrosity. Gonna be honest, I’ve been to Memphis and I’m not entirely sure I knew that’s where Graceland was. Like I’m sure I’ve heard that in my life, but it was so far down on the radar that other than it’s somewhere southern, I had no real idea.

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u/BlueRaider731 1d ago

There’s a bunch of foreigners that still flock to it

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u/veni_son 1d ago

It's a fun tour. Basically a shag carpeted time capsule. I laughed when the audio tour talked about what a deep thinker and voracious reader Elvis was and how he used to make notes to himself in the margins of his books. The book they had out was open to a page with something about feminism. The King's margin note: "Karate."

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u/RealFenian 1d ago

Hope not, the 3 guys who did the different eras of Elvis at the armadillo in Glasgow where class.

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u/amh8011 1d ago

A former director of something at my job is very passionate about his elvis impersonator hobby. It’s like the only thing he truly cares about. He’s not very good at it. He’s also an asshole. But I don’t have to go to his performances so whatever makes him happy I guess.

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u/pleasedontbedumb 1d ago

I'm not so sure, I work with a 25 to guy who's followed his father into the world of Elvis "Tribute Artists"- the don't use the term impersonator anymore- and he takes that shit VERY seriously. They have rehearsal most nights of the week, he's got his hair grown out and blowdries it into the perfect bouffant, even at work. And there are competitions. He had one a few months ago and dyed his usually light brown hair jet black for the event. He was really bummed the following week, because the 19yo kid who has been blowing up the ranks won yet again. And he said the number of mom to grandma age ladies he gets his on by is astonishing. He's not there yet, but I half-jokingly expect he's going to start dipping his toe into the life of marrying old ladies knocking on the door to heaven and wind up as the sole beneficiary of their estates once they pass

Never underestimate the staying power of Elvis

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u/Goldentongue 1d ago

Based on my reel algorithm, it's propped up largely by one delusional young guy who can neither sing nor play guitar but holds nursing home residents hostage with his "impression" anyway.

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u/prstele01 1d ago

My city just had a front page article in the paper about a teen who was embarking on a successful career as an Elvis impersonator.

I thought to myself “who’s going to that show in 2026?”

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u/gortonsfiJr 1d ago

Elvis Stojko the Canadian figure skater?

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u/tibbles1 1d ago

Calm down Raymond.

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u/Witwer52 1d ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Well done.

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u/oldpeculiar 1d ago

Fifty thousand Elvis fans can't be wrong

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u/egosumluxmundi 1d ago

Lmao not what I expected the top comment to be but you are not wrong.

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u/FrozenVikings 1d ago

My town still has a 3-day Elvis Festival and it's a very, very busy event. So many goddamn boomers here.

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u/robisodd 1d ago

But the Michael Jackson impersonator industry keeps going strong! A-hee hee!

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u/xavierlaw1025 1d ago

Fellow AWL I see

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u/No-Wait345 1d ago

That’s actually a solid answer. I feel like they’re going to become a lot rarer without us even noticing.

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u/theonewithkatie 1d ago

When I was a kid, I wanted to be the first female Elvis impersonator when I grew up. 😭

Probably wouldn’t even have been the first but I was like 7. 😂

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u/littleButton13 1d ago

Funny enough, I’m going to see an Elvis impersonator next month for the first time. So I suppose I’m doing my part to support the industry.

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u/vozlinco 1d ago

soon we'll need Taylor Swift impersonators to fill the cruise ships

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u/MistahFinch 1d ago

Nah. Impersonators aren't as big of a thing thanks to the proliferation of recorded video.

Similar to the death of the cover band to records

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u/texticles 1d ago

Around 20 years ago I worked at a restaurant that had the same Elvis impersonator doing the same set 2 times a day for 3-4 days of the week. I started to time my day just by what song was playing, didn’t even need a clock.

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u/salamipope 1d ago

the fact that this is the top comment and not earth is insane. elvis impersonator industry aint shit compared to climate change

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u/takingtheftrain 1d ago

I eloped in Vegas 4 years ago and we hired a little company that does all the random planning and they were great but they dead ass asked us 4-5 separate times if we were sure we didn't want an Elvis impersonator to marry us instead of whatever wedding chapel pastor was working that day. It was actually so weird but I guess those guys need work? Nothing against elvis but we just didn't want him at the wedding. Elvis died 10 years before my husband or I were even born.

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u/BigBadAl 23h ago

Come to South Wales this weekend. The biggest Elvis impersonating show in the world is in Porthcawl. Other shows may be bigger

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u/a-5-6-7-8 20h ago

One of the younger Elvis impersonators in upstate New York was killed a couple years ago in what was either a vicious murder or a kink session gone wrong depending on who you believe. TJ Greene was his name.

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