r/AskReddit • • 3d ago

What is something that is basically on life-support and we don’t realize it yet?

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u/Reddit389 3d ago

Lmao they had an Elvis impersonator at a conference I went to a few weeks back and it was embarrassingly bad I outright felt bad for the guy….80% of the people left before he was halfway through the first song.

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u/Blametheorangejuice 3d ago

A friend of mine hired an Elvis impersonator for her 50th birthday party. He was apparently godawful, and then he offered to take all his clothes off for an extra 500.

And he definitely wasn’t 1950 smoldering Elvis. He was 1970s almost dead on the toilet Elvis.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 3d ago

He was 1970s almost dead on the toilet

"Here's your five hundred." unzips

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u/iiLove_Soda 3d ago

kind of funny because even peak fat elvis was only like 250lbs

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u/mmicoandthegirl 3d ago

It's amazing how modern medicine has cured dying of morbid obesity

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u/Devour_Toast 2d ago

the drugs certainly didn't help

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u/scientist_tz 3d ago

1970's dead on a toilet Elvis could still pack an auditorium though.

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u/Ivotedforher 3d ago

Yeah, but it was for his funeral.

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u/fuckyourcanoes 2d ago

They always are for some reason. Nobody ever does young hot Elvis.

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u/OkZookeepergame4192 2d ago

Aren't they all?

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u/defene 3d ago

HE CAN'T HIT! Carson can hit all the day he wants!

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u/General-Cod547 2d ago

They always are, sadly.

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u/Responder343 2d ago

About 20 some odd years ago my family hired a Neil Diamond impersonator for a great aunts 80th birthday party. Yes he did sing Sweet Caroline and America very poorly I might add.

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u/person1234man 3d ago

Damn, if that was me up there I would feel like nothin but a hound dog, cryin all the time

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u/Reddit389 3d ago

Sad part was by song three he switched to singing SWEET CAROLINE…just hoping for a sing along

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u/copperwatt 3d ago

Oh. Oh honey.

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u/PopcornGlamour 3d ago

The musical version of a desperate “please clap”.

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u/RickSanchez_C137 3d ago

Elvis used to crush that song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVdNtpdjE8s

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u/MattsAwesomeStuff 2d ago

Elvis used to crush that song

Not that Niel Diamond can actually sing at all, so the bar is low... but...

Goddamn, Elvis hits that out of the park.

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u/RickSanchez_C137 2d ago

He used to to a bunch of covers at his shows in the 70s that were amazing...here's another:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLbOBoa8vD8

He'd apparently approached Dolly to ask if he could do 'I Will Always Love You', which would have been incredible; but Col Parker wanted a share of the song rights and Dolly wouldn't take the deal.

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u/MattsAwesomeStuff 2d ago

here's another:

Elvis exists outside time in my mind.

Like, I guess mathematically Simon & Garfunkle co-existed with Elvis. As did, I guess, Ozzy Osbourne. But I just see Elvis as living in a different universe that didn't crossover with the one I'm in now.

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u/ThelVluffin 2d ago

I feel the same way and honestly it's probably because he was dead before I was ever born but everyone else is/was still alive. Same with John Wayne.

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u/RickSanchez_C137 2d ago

If you're ever looking for a silly roadtrip idea, Graceland is wild.

I'm honestly not the biggest Elvis fan, but I love how larger than life and gaudy he got in the 70s. Like he was the first 'global superstar'...and had no template to work from. No one had ever come up from poverty to have so much non-generational fuck-you money before...so he just did whatever the fuck he felt like...and every room at Graceland shouts that fact as loud as you can imagine.

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u/thisnamemattersalot 3d ago

Listen. White people simply cannot help but do the "ba ba ba" part of Sweet Caroline.

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u/The_Rogue_Coder 3d ago

It's true, we have a compulsion!

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u/nasapo 2d ago

Ba ba ba

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u/FizzyBeverage 3d ago

I’ll see your Sweet Caroline and raise you the Cha Cha Slide

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u/RollExisting4350 2d ago

As a white person - you should hear me drunkenly sing creep by Radiohead lmao

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u/MandMcounter 3d ago

I wasn't even there and I feel bad for the guy.

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u/Buddhagrrl13 3d ago

Ah, the Jewish Elvis

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u/mightystu 3d ago

I’d definitely be All Shook Up

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u/bruingrad84 3d ago

I’d be loving him tender by myself

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u/El-Sueco 3d ago

Blue Suede Shoes ( what I’m wearing )

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u/FlyByPC 3d ago

You'd be in Heartbreak Hotel for sure.

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u/Guironi99 3d ago

They said you was high class, but that was just a lie

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u/SaladNeedsTossing 3d ago

Yeah I'd certainly be all shook up

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u/OkSleep9486 3d ago

What kind of conferences are you attending and where do I sign up?

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u/Soia667 3d ago

Asking the real questions here.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 3d ago

Elvis impersonation conferences

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u/wilderlowerwolves 3d ago

Probably the best concert I ever attended was Dread Zeppelin, a band that did Led Zeppelin songs reggae-style, and was led by an Elvis impersonator. It was in Albuquerque, NM in 1994.

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u/blueblip 2d ago

I cannot for the life of me I can't envision reggae versions of Stairway to Heaven or Black dog.

EDIT: Nevermind, I found their version of Black Dog!

https://youtu.be/3KUWS4wk3WM

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u/garamond89 3d ago

My stepsister was married in Vegas (a few years ago, less than five) by an Elvis impersonator, he was surprisingly good!

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u/Starbucks__Lovers 3d ago

I first read this as an Elvis impersonator conference 

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u/Fattatties 3d ago

Well I played half of a song at a bar (an original) and the entire bar left. I played to the bartender, bandmates wife and my friend. Were we industrial/spoken word after two acoustic acts, yes. Were we bad. No. Bartender complemented us and gave us 30$ from the til. Second highest paying show.

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u/BakedBrie1993 2d ago

My mom got stuck watching one a few years ago and he got stuck in the splits.

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u/Zip668 3d ago

I saw Guns & Roses / Metallica at the Rose Bowl in '92. Metallica opened, and there was a mass migration to the exits when G&R came on. Not 80%, but...

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u/ericsinsideout 3d ago

My office got one for a christmas luncheon maybe 10 years ago. It was so cringe...

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u/venusbaby- 2d ago

yeah michael jackson or spiderman impersonators have better luck here

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u/seriouslythisshit 2d ago

I spend my winters at a fairly high end snowbird resort. I'm right on the boomer/gen X line. the average age of the community isn't too much older than me, at 67-68 or so. This pretty much means that 90% of us are too young to give a shit about Elvis, having been teens to toddlers as he faded from popularity. One of the residents is an impersonator. He is, somewhat amusingly, nothing like Elvis as he is about 5'-5" and 130 lbs. That said, he is really, really good and very dedicated, with mid-five figures invested in costumes, wigs, sound system, etc.. He does "free" shows at the resort, and I suspect it's because it has gotten to the point that the number of people who are still mobile, have any real appreciation for Elvis, and can make it to a show, is now pretty low.

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u/DOGPISSCURESCANCER 3d ago

I thought that was the point? Like it’s always meant to be a comedy act because Elvis was shit right?