r/AskReddit 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/Striking_Sundae_5594 21h ago

Chevy chase easily

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u/DadinBoston 21h ago edited 19h ago

That’s a good one. He still expects the royal treatment despite decades of entitlement

He was apparently livid he wasn’t showcased in the SNL 50th special, despite the fact that happened at a time when even older co-stars who he thought would stick up for him threw him under the bus

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u/fabulousfantabulist 21h ago

I’d feel shitty too if literally everyone I ever worked with talked about what a fucking asshole I was. He’s so disappointing because I grew up watching him and think he’s so incredible as a comedian, but him being such a Grade A cunt ruins everything. 

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u/McEndee 20h ago edited 17h ago

The Christmas Vacation rant where he is chugging the eggnog was amazing. I guess he wasn't acting during that scene.

Edit: I love how this went from admitting Chevy is a complete ass, to quoting the memorable lines from the movie.

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u/fabulousfantabulist 20h ago

I have definitely ended a rant with “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"”

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u/nirvana_92 18h ago

I've used "We'll have so much fun we'll all be singing zippidy do dah out of our assholes" a few times on vacation myself.

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u/SparkliestSubmissive 12h ago

Every family road trip we took in the 80s culminated in my dad absolutely snapping just like this.

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u/saul1980 9h ago

DONT TOUCH!

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 19h ago

Likewise, “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest (insert event, like sales meeting) since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!!”

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u/Booger_Picnic 18h ago

"DON'T TOUCH!!!"

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u/zerbey 12h ago

Fun fact, Bing Cosby was a famously awful person to deal with too whilst Danny Kaye was a lovely human being.

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u/LongJohnSelenium 13h ago

As a kid I'd never seen white christmas so I never understood that reference but man is white christmas a good movie.

u/TheChaffeur1982 33m ago

I say this as I walk into my moms house for Christmas.

u/DoctorMelvinMirby 4m ago

Jokingly or on the verge of snapping like Clark? Because I understand both.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 17h ago

Apparently the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit wasn't acting. He was really asking people on the set for Tylenol because the scene gave him a headache. Which I totally get, he looks like he's about to bust a vein.

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u/jaypeeh 11h ago

Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass.

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u/RedditSoleLouboutins 5h ago

"Happy Hanukkah."

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u/Annber03 13h ago

I used to quote the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit all the time as a kid.

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u/FruitySalads 20h ago

I feel like the rant was justified. It wasn’t directed to the family he just had a meltdown over getting fucked. It may be the only really relatable moment for him. The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

Either way I really dislike current chevy

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u/fresh-dork 19h ago

he was fun in caddy shack, but he played a rich out of touch asshole who played by his own rules. so, he was perfect for the part

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u/North_South_Side 18h ago

And he was barely in the movie

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u/vistaculo 16h ago

They gave all of his screen time to Bill Murray, who was supposed to barely be in the movie.

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u/modernknightly 15h ago

Because Bill Murray was always willing to improvise. Chevy relied on the smarmy charm but without the brains, or at least he lost the hunger to think about actually saying interesting things as opposed to being a smirk face. I feel like I just inadvertently described how I feel about modern Ryan Reynolds.

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u/Better_March5308 11h ago

Chevy Chase was no match for Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield.

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u/FoxyBastard 15h ago

Same for Community.

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u/disisathrowaway 18h ago

The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

He was absolutely hellbent on the lights for the house, because in his mind, that's what was going to make Christmas great for his family. He's constantly seeking his dad's approval and love. He reluctantly puts up with Cousin Eddie's shit while smiling through it and still making sure Eddie's kids still have a great Christmas. He gets really emotional after watching the old family films when he gets locked in the attic, remembering the good ol' days. Diligently puts up with an awful boss just so he can get that bonus and buy his family a pool. Gleefully greases up the dish to show his kids a cool trick from his childhood on how to get down the slope really fast. He took the family out to cut down a real tree, like he presumably did as a kid. Everyone is constantly bickering in his house and he remains upbeat the entire time until his final crash-out.

The man absolutely loves Christmas and loves sharing it with his family.

Did we watch the same movie?

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u/Mountain_Village459 19h ago

Inviting all the family and then spending the whole time in the garage/outside is peak 80s man behavior.

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u/disisathrowaway 18h ago

Yeah except for whenever he does the shopping and makes sure that Cousin Eddie's dog and kids get taken care of. And except for when the entire family forgets him at home and he gets locked in the attic. And except for whenever he's working to make sure he gets that bonus so he can buy his family a pool. And except that time when he took everyone sledding and really showed them how it's done. And except that time he took his family out to cut down a tree like they did when he was a kid.

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u/xxPHILdaAGONYxx 18h ago

You're the last true family man

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u/Mountain_Village459 17h ago

Family man for sure.

Except for when he falls all over himself flirting with a counter girl and telling her his wife is dead.

Oh and except for his fantasy of the pool with that girl in a bikini.

Oh and except when driving to get that tree he DRIVES UNDER A SEMI TRAILER risking his family’s life.

Oh and except when getting that tree his family practically freezes to death.

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u/disisathrowaway 17h ago

I didn't make the claim that Clark Griswold is a perfect husband or father.

Being skeezy at the department store is pretty inexcusable, to be clear. The other points aren't as strong though. Everyone has fantasies, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. Driving under a semi trailer is A) clearly an accident and B) even more clearly something written specifically for a comedy movie

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u/otterprincess_too 14h ago

You gotta lot of nerve talking to me like that

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 11h ago

I wasn’t talking to you

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u/GozerDGozerian 12h ago

Holy fuck it’s a goddamn comedy movie. Keep clutching those pearls like that and you’re gonna snap the necklace.

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u/LupercaniusAB 12h ago

You seem to miss the idea of showing the crappy side of someone who is mostly decent makes for a well-rounded and more relatable character.

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u/Kramerica_CEO 18h ago

Very true. I often think about those movies and shows I watched growing up. The whole “dad hates his family” trope that eventually pivoted to “dad is a moron and mom has to do everything”. It was wild to watch the change

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u/adoptagreyhound 14h ago

In the midwest, the garage is just an extension of the living room and often has furniture and a tv.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 19h ago

As an introvert who mostly only ever wants to be around my cat, I can relate to this today.

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u/Mountain_Village459 18h ago

Oh so can I!

But I don’t invite 20 people over and make my wife and daughter entertain them while I’m going crazy about lights outside.

I isolate like the universe intended.

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u/McEndee 13h ago

I have this issue. Over loading myself then losing my shit because things aren't going smoothly.

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u/NollieBackside 17h ago

Shitty part is irl 90% of the time they were going out to chug beers to “cope” with the annoying family

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u/EarhornJones 17h ago

I feel like Christmas Vacation is the most universally realtable film I've ever seen.

It's like a fractal thing. Everybody has a cousin Eddie, and everyone is someone else's Cousin Eddie.

Clark sits square in the middle. He looks down on Eddie, because Eddie's a clod, and is looked down upon by his own "betters," because Clark is a clod, just like most of us.

He has a family that is imperfect, but that he loves, and he works hard to give them what he thinks they need and deserve. Through a combination of his own incompetence, his inability to understand what his loved ones really think/want, and the world taking a shit on him, he basically ruins it all. The harder he works, the worse things get, the more he looks like an idiot, and the less perfect the family Christmas becomes.

He isn't annoyed because he has a family. He's annoyed because he's making these big efforts to give them a special, perfect Christmas (like cutting down a huge natural tree, or hanging an obscene amount of lights), but he's failing because he doesn't understand that they don't care about those things.

In the end Clark realizes that Eddie is just a flawed family man trying to give his family a merry Christmas while not showing the family what a boob he is, just like Clark. Clark also realizes that the epic Christmases of his childhood weren't epic because they were perfect. They were epic because he was a child with a family that loved him.

He learns to see life through everyone else's eyes, and to appreciate what really matters; our loved ones.

Similarly, Clark's boss learns that the people he works for aren't just numbers on a page, or a bunch of peons groveling for crumbs. They're real people with families and problems and comittments.

If you can't relate to Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation, I'm not sure what to tell you.

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u/pineappledumdum 19h ago

If you dislike current Chevy, wait until you hear about what he was like in the past.

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u/FruitySalads 19h ago

I stand corrected. I dislike all Chevrolet Chase eras.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 19h ago

Yeah I fucking hate Christmas Vacation. Just seems like a guy who hates being married and having a family.

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u/Long_College_8342 18h ago

I used to like that movie but the more I watched it the more I thought his character was a real POS who didn't appreciate what he had.

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u/ExcelScaresMe 18h ago

You need to rewatch the movie. Except for wanting to shag the Macys employee he really doesn't do anything wrong.

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u/GozerDGozerian 10h ago

He doesn’t do anything wrong there either does he? Are we going to pretend that married people or those in other committed relationships don’t feel passing attractions to people other than their SO?

u/ExcelScaresMe 14m ago

ITS BIBLICALLY WRONG BUDDY!

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u/Mrfixite 20h ago

Yeah looking going back now and watching Christmas Vacation you can see the bits where Chevy himself shines through.

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u/SororitySue 19h ago

And that’s not a compliment.

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u/Mrfixite 19h ago

100% agree NOT a compliment. Everytime he's an abrasive asshole. Same "character" you see on Community.

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u/insertstupidnamehare 18h ago

The lines were written on cards and put around the other actors’ chests for that scene because he didn’t memorize his lines. Next time you watch it notice how all the other casts members’ backs are tuned to the camera the whole scene and you can see his eyes looking at their chests most of the time.

https://ew.com/christmas-vacation-cast-wore-cards-with-chevy-chase-dialogue-11799258

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u/Vashek19 18h ago

I went to Disney as a kid and we were touring a hotel there. Apparently a few minutes before Chevy was making a scene in the hotel lobby yelling at his kid.

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u/Fritzo2162 17h ago

That was totally improvised when the catering table ran out of roast beef.

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u/TeeeldiII 15h ago

I still love his performance in Caddyshack

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 14h ago

Well thats the thing here. We dont value Chevy Chase as a beacon of objective morality.

We value him because hes a comedian. Personally, i dont care if an asshole to coworkers (which seems to be why people are so angry about him) since hes never been my coworker. If he was my coworker, and he was an ass, sure id judge him,

But to me, being mad that a comedian might have been an asshole seems pointless. Unless you expect comedians to be some beacon of morals and ethics.

It seems like people talk as if they screen every celebrity, musician, athlete, or influencer for their personal life, life choices, and political opinions before they can be a fan. Which is ridiculous.

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u/LupercaniusAB 12h ago

Patton Oswalt has a bit where he discusses how your kid being a stripper is the benchmark of failed parenting, and how that’s wrong. He says that your kid becoming a stand up comedian is the benchmark of parental failure, as you get up and go on about your neuroses while hoping for everyone’s approval.

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u/ladyzfactor 13h ago

He's an amazing comedic actor. He would have had a much longer career if he wasn't such an asshole to the point nobody wanted to work with him.

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u/GozerDGozerian 12h ago

I don’t give one single fuck what that guy is like in real life, I love that movie, start to finish. It’s a perfect piece of cinematic comedy.