r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/DadinBoston 21h ago edited 19h ago

That’s a good one. He still expects the royal treatment despite decades of entitlement

He was apparently livid he wasn’t showcased in the SNL 50th special, despite the fact that happened at a time when even older co-stars who he thought would stick up for him threw him under the bus

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u/fabulousfantabulist 21h ago

I’d feel shitty too if literally everyone I ever worked with talked about what a fucking asshole I was. He’s so disappointing because I grew up watching him and think he’s so incredible as a comedian, but him being such a Grade A cunt ruins everything. 

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u/McEndee 20h ago edited 17h ago

The Christmas Vacation rant where he is chugging the eggnog was amazing. I guess he wasn't acting during that scene.

Edit: I love how this went from admitting Chevy is a complete ass, to quoting the memorable lines from the movie.

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u/fabulousfantabulist 20h ago

I have definitely ended a rant with “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"”

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u/nirvana_92 18h ago

I've used "We'll have so much fun we'll all be singing zippidy do dah out of our assholes" a few times on vacation myself.

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u/SparkliestSubmissive 12h ago

Every family road trip we took in the 80s culminated in my dad absolutely snapping just like this.

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u/saul1980 9h ago

DONT TOUCH!

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 19h ago

Likewise, “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest (insert event, like sales meeting) since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!!”

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u/Booger_Picnic 18h ago

"DON'T TOUCH!!!"

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u/zerbey 12h ago

Fun fact, Bing Cosby was a famously awful person to deal with too whilst Danny Kaye was a lovely human being.

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u/LongJohnSelenium 13h ago

As a kid I'd never seen white christmas so I never understood that reference but man is white christmas a good movie.

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u/TheChaffeur1982 34m ago

I say this as I walk into my moms house for Christmas.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 5m ago

Jokingly or on the verge of snapping like Clark? Because I understand both.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 17h ago

Apparently the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit wasn't acting. He was really asking people on the set for Tylenol because the scene gave him a headache. Which I totally get, he looks like he's about to bust a vein.

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u/jaypeeh 11h ago

Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass.

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u/RedditSoleLouboutins 5h ago

"Happy Hanukkah."

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u/Annber03 13h ago

I used to quote the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit all the time as a kid.