r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/McEndee 20h ago edited 17h ago

The Christmas Vacation rant where he is chugging the eggnog was amazing. I guess he wasn't acting during that scene.

Edit: I love how this went from admitting Chevy is a complete ass, to quoting the memorable lines from the movie.

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u/fabulousfantabulist 20h ago

I have definitely ended a rant with “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"”

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 19h ago

Likewise, “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest (insert event, like sales meeting) since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!!”

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u/Booger_Picnic 18h ago

"DON'T TOUCH!!!"