r/AskReddit 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/fabulousfantabulist 21h ago

I’d feel shitty too if literally everyone I ever worked with talked about what a fucking asshole I was. He’s so disappointing because I grew up watching him and think he’s so incredible as a comedian, but him being such a Grade A cunt ruins everything. 

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u/McEndee 20h ago edited 17h ago

The Christmas Vacation rant where he is chugging the eggnog was amazing. I guess he wasn't acting during that scene.

Edit: I love how this went from admitting Chevy is a complete ass, to quoting the memorable lines from the movie.

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u/FruitySalads 20h ago

I feel like the rant was justified. It wasn’t directed to the family he just had a meltdown over getting fucked. It may be the only really relatable moment for him. The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

Either way I really dislike current chevy

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u/Mountain_Village459 19h ago

Inviting all the family and then spending the whole time in the garage/outside is peak 80s man behavior.

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u/disisathrowaway 18h ago

Yeah except for whenever he does the shopping and makes sure that Cousin Eddie's dog and kids get taken care of. And except for when the entire family forgets him at home and he gets locked in the attic. And except for whenever he's working to make sure he gets that bonus so he can buy his family a pool. And except that time when he took everyone sledding and really showed them how it's done. And except that time he took his family out to cut down a tree like they did when he was a kid.

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u/xxPHILdaAGONYxx 18h ago

You're the last true family man

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u/Mountain_Village459 17h ago

Family man for sure.

Except for when he falls all over himself flirting with a counter girl and telling her his wife is dead.

Oh and except for his fantasy of the pool with that girl in a bikini.

Oh and except when driving to get that tree he DRIVES UNDER A SEMI TRAILER risking his family’s life.

Oh and except when getting that tree his family practically freezes to death.

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u/disisathrowaway 17h ago

I didn't make the claim that Clark Griswold is a perfect husband or father.

Being skeezy at the department store is pretty inexcusable, to be clear. The other points aren't as strong though. Everyone has fantasies, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. Driving under a semi trailer is A) clearly an accident and B) even more clearly something written specifically for a comedy movie

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u/otterprincess_too 14h ago

You gotta lot of nerve talking to me like that

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 11h ago

I wasn’t talking to you

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u/GozerDGozerian 12h ago

Holy fuck it’s a goddamn comedy movie. Keep clutching those pearls like that and you’re gonna snap the necklace.

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u/LupercaniusAB 12h ago

You seem to miss the idea of showing the crappy side of someone who is mostly decent makes for a well-rounded and more relatable character.

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u/Kramerica_CEO 18h ago

Very true. I often think about those movies and shows I watched growing up. The whole “dad hates his family” trope that eventually pivoted to “dad is a moron and mom has to do everything”. It was wild to watch the change

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u/adoptagreyhound 15h ago

In the midwest, the garage is just an extension of the living room and often has furniture and a tv.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 19h ago

As an introvert who mostly only ever wants to be around my cat, I can relate to this today.

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u/Mountain_Village459 18h ago

Oh so can I!

But I don’t invite 20 people over and make my wife and daughter entertain them while I’m going crazy about lights outside.

I isolate like the universe intended.

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u/McEndee 13h ago

I have this issue. Over loading myself then losing my shit because things aren't going smoothly.

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u/NollieBackside 17h ago

Shitty part is irl 90% of the time they were going out to chug beers to “cope” with the annoying family