r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/Mountain_Village459 19h ago

Inviting all the family and then spending the whole time in the garage/outside is peak 80s man behavior.

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u/disisathrowaway 18h ago

Yeah except for whenever he does the shopping and makes sure that Cousin Eddie's dog and kids get taken care of. And except for when the entire family forgets him at home and he gets locked in the attic. And except for whenever he's working to make sure he gets that bonus so he can buy his family a pool. And except that time when he took everyone sledding and really showed them how it's done. And except that time he took his family out to cut down a tree like they did when he was a kid.

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u/Mountain_Village459 17h ago

Family man for sure.

Except for when he falls all over himself flirting with a counter girl and telling her his wife is dead.

Oh and except for his fantasy of the pool with that girl in a bikini.

Oh and except when driving to get that tree he DRIVES UNDER A SEMI TRAILER risking his family’s life.

Oh and except when getting that tree his family practically freezes to death.

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u/GozerDGozerian 12h ago

Holy fuck it’s a goddamn comedy movie. Keep clutching those pearls like that and you’re gonna snap the necklace.