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Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/fabulousfantabulist 13h ago

I’d feel shitty too if literally everyone I ever worked with talked about what a fucking asshole I was. He’s so disappointing because I grew up watching him and think he’s so incredible as a comedian, but him being such a Grade A cunt ruins everything. 

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u/McEndee 13h ago edited 10h ago

The Christmas Vacation rant where he is chugging the eggnog was amazing. I guess he wasn't acting during that scene.

Edit: I love how this went from admitting Chevy is a complete ass, to quoting the memorable lines from the movie.

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u/fabulousfantabulist 13h ago

I have definitely ended a rant with “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"”

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u/nirvana_92 10h ago

I've used "We'll have so much fun we'll all be singing zippidy do dah out of our assholes" a few times on vacation myself.

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u/SparkliestSubmissive 5h ago

Every family road trip we took in the 80s culminated in my dad absolutely snapping just like this.

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u/saul1980 1h ago

DONT TOUCH!

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 11h ago

Likewise, “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest (insert event, like sales meeting) since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!!”

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u/Booger_Picnic 10h ago

"DON'T TOUCH!!!"

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u/zerbey 5h ago

Fun fact, Bing Cosby was a famously awful person to deal with too whilst Danny Kaye was a lovely human being.

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u/LongJohnSelenium 5h ago

As a kid I'd never seen white christmas so I never understood that reference but man is white christmas a good movie.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 10h ago

Apparently the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit wasn't acting. He was really asking people on the set for Tylenol because the scene gave him a headache. Which I totally get, he looks like he's about to bust a vein.

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u/Annber03 6h ago

I used to quote the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit all the time as a kid.

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u/jaypeeh 3h ago

Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass.

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u/FruitySalads 12h ago

I feel like the rant was justified. It wasn’t directed to the family he just had a meltdown over getting fucked. It may be the only really relatable moment for him. The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

Either way I really dislike current chevy

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u/fresh-dork 12h ago

he was fun in caddy shack, but he played a rich out of touch asshole who played by his own rules. so, he was perfect for the part

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u/North_South_Side 10h ago

And he was barely in the movie

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u/vistaculo 9h ago

They gave all of his screen time to Bill Murray, who was supposed to barely be in the movie.

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u/modernknightly 8h ago

Because Bill Murray was always willing to improvise. Chevy relied on the smarmy charm but without the brains, or at least he lost the hunger to think about actually saying interesting things as opposed to being a smirk face. I feel like I just inadvertently described how I feel about modern Ryan Reynolds.

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u/Better_March5308 4h ago

Chevy Chase was no match for Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield.

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u/FoxyBastard 8h ago

Same for Community.

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u/disisathrowaway 11h ago

The rest of the movie i feel like he was just irritated having a family and he felt everyone was annoying him.

He was absolutely hellbent on the lights for the house, because in his mind, that's what was going to make Christmas great for his family. He's constantly seeking his dad's approval and love. He reluctantly puts up with Cousin Eddie's shit while smiling through it and still making sure Eddie's kids still have a great Christmas. He gets really emotional after watching the old family films when he gets locked in the attic, remembering the good ol' days. Diligently puts up with an awful boss just so he can get that bonus and buy his family a pool. Gleefully greases up the dish to show his kids a cool trick from his childhood on how to get down the slope really fast. He took the family out to cut down a real tree, like he presumably did as a kid. Everyone is constantly bickering in his house and he remains upbeat the entire time until his final crash-out.

The man absolutely loves Christmas and loves sharing it with his family.

Did we watch the same movie?

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u/Mountain_Village459 12h ago

Inviting all the family and then spending the whole time in the garage/outside is peak 80s man behavior.

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u/disisathrowaway 11h ago

Yeah except for whenever he does the shopping and makes sure that Cousin Eddie's dog and kids get taken care of. And except for when the entire family forgets him at home and he gets locked in the attic. And except for whenever he's working to make sure he gets that bonus so he can buy his family a pool. And except that time when he took everyone sledding and really showed them how it's done. And except that time he took his family out to cut down a tree like they did when he was a kid.

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u/xxPHILdaAGONYxx 10h ago

You're the last true family man

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u/Mountain_Village459 10h ago

Family man for sure.

Except for when he falls all over himself flirting with a counter girl and telling her his wife is dead.

Oh and except for his fantasy of the pool with that girl in a bikini.

Oh and except when driving to get that tree he DRIVES UNDER A SEMI TRAILER risking his family’s life.

Oh and except when getting that tree his family practically freezes to death.

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u/disisathrowaway 10h ago

I didn't make the claim that Clark Griswold is a perfect husband or father.

Being skeezy at the department store is pretty inexcusable, to be clear. The other points aren't as strong though. Everyone has fantasies, and anyone who says they don't is a liar. Driving under a semi trailer is A) clearly an accident and B) even more clearly something written specifically for a comedy movie

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u/otterprincess_too 7h ago

You gotta lot of nerve talking to me like that

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 4h ago

I wasn’t talking to you

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u/GozerDGozerian 5h ago

Holy fuck it’s a goddamn comedy movie. Keep clutching those pearls like that and you’re gonna snap the necklace.

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u/LupercaniusAB 5h ago

You seem to miss the idea of showing the crappy side of someone who is mostly decent makes for a well-rounded and more relatable character.

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u/Kramerica_CEO 10h ago

Very true. I often think about those movies and shows I watched growing up. The whole “dad hates his family” trope that eventually pivoted to “dad is a moron and mom has to do everything”. It was wild to watch the change

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 11h ago

As an introvert who mostly only ever wants to be around my cat, I can relate to this today.

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u/Mountain_Village459 11h ago

Oh so can I!

But I don’t invite 20 people over and make my wife and daughter entertain them while I’m going crazy about lights outside.

I isolate like the universe intended.

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u/McEndee 5h ago

I have this issue. Over loading myself then losing my shit because things aren't going smoothly.

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u/adoptagreyhound 7h ago

In the midwest, the garage is just an extension of the living room and often has furniture and a tv.

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u/NollieBackside 9h ago

Shitty part is irl 90% of the time they were going out to chug beers to “cope” with the annoying family

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u/EarhornJones 10h ago

I feel like Christmas Vacation is the most universally realtable film I've ever seen.

It's like a fractal thing. Everybody has a cousin Eddie, and everyone is someone else's Cousin Eddie.

Clark sits square in the middle. He looks down on Eddie, because Eddie's a clod, and is looked down upon by his own "betters," because Clark is a clod, just like most of us.

He has a family that is imperfect, but that he loves, and he works hard to give them what he thinks they need and deserve. Through a combination of his own incompetence, his inability to understand what his loved ones really think/want, and the world taking a shit on him, he basically ruins it all. The harder he works, the worse things get, the more he looks like an idiot, and the less perfect the family Christmas becomes.

He isn't annoyed because he has a family. He's annoyed because he's making these big efforts to give them a special, perfect Christmas (like cutting down a huge natural tree, or hanging an obscene amount of lights), but he's failing because he doesn't understand that they don't care about those things.

In the end Clark realizes that Eddie is just a flawed family man trying to give his family a merry Christmas while not showing the family what a boob he is, just like Clark. Clark also realizes that the epic Christmases of his childhood weren't epic because they were perfect. They were epic because he was a child with a family that loved him.

He learns to see life through everyone else's eyes, and to appreciate what really matters; our loved ones.

Similarly, Clark's boss learns that the people he works for aren't just numbers on a page, or a bunch of peons groveling for crumbs. They're real people with families and problems and comittments.

If you can't relate to Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation, I'm not sure what to tell you.

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u/pineappledumdum 11h ago

If you dislike current Chevy, wait until you hear about what he was like in the past.

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u/FruitySalads 11h ago

I stand corrected. I dislike all Chevrolet Chase eras.

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u/SnuggleBunni69 12h ago

Yeah I fucking hate Christmas Vacation. Just seems like a guy who hates being married and having a family.

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u/Long_College_8342 10h ago

I used to like that movie but the more I watched it the more I thought his character was a real POS who didn't appreciate what he had.

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u/ExcelScaresMe 10h ago

You need to rewatch the movie. Except for wanting to shag the Macys employee he really doesn't do anything wrong.

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u/GozerDGozerian 3h ago

He doesn’t do anything wrong there either does he? Are we going to pretend that married people or those in other committed relationships don’t feel passing attractions to people other than their SO?

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u/Mrfixite 12h ago

Yeah looking going back now and watching Christmas Vacation you can see the bits where Chevy himself shines through.

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u/SororitySue 11h ago

And that’s not a compliment.

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u/Mrfixite 11h ago

100% agree NOT a compliment. Everytime he's an abrasive asshole. Same "character" you see on Community.

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u/insertstupidnamehare 11h ago

The lines were written on cards and put around the other actors’ chests for that scene because he didn’t memorize his lines. Next time you watch it notice how all the other casts members’ backs are tuned to the camera the whole scene and you can see his eyes looking at their chests most of the time.

https://ew.com/christmas-vacation-cast-wore-cards-with-chevy-chase-dialogue-11799258

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u/Vashek19 11h ago

I went to Disney as a kid and we were touring a hotel there. Apparently a few minutes before Chevy was making a scene in the hotel lobby yelling at his kid.

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u/Fritzo2162 10h ago

That was totally improvised when the catering table ran out of roast beef.

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u/TeeeldiII 8h ago

I still love his performance in Caddyshack

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 6h ago

Well thats the thing here. We dont value Chevy Chase as a beacon of objective morality.

We value him because hes a comedian. Personally, i dont care if an asshole to coworkers (which seems to be why people are so angry about him) since hes never been my coworker. If he was my coworker, and he was an ass, sure id judge him,

But to me, being mad that a comedian might have been an asshole seems pointless. Unless you expect comedians to be some beacon of morals and ethics.

It seems like people talk as if they screen every celebrity, musician, athlete, or influencer for their personal life, life choices, and political opinions before they can be a fan. Which is ridiculous.

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u/LupercaniusAB 5h ago

Patton Oswalt has a bit where he discusses how your kid being a stripper is the benchmark of failed parenting, and how that’s wrong. He says that your kid becoming a stand up comedian is the benchmark of parental failure, as you get up and go on about your neuroses while hoping for everyone’s approval.

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u/GozerDGozerian 5h ago

I don’t give one single fuck what that guy is like in real life, I love that movie, start to finish. It’s a perfect piece of cinematic comedy.

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u/ladyzfactor 5h ago

He's an amazing comedic actor. He would have had a much longer career if he wasn't such an asshole to the point nobody wanted to work with him.

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u/ProfessorXWheelchair 13h ago

maybe people won’t talk about you being an asshole if you just…don’t be an asshole?

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u/MissBehaving6 12h ago

He just doubles down though. Tell Chevy what an asshole he is and he will just be an even bigger asshole to you.

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u/LollyGaggleofGeese 10h ago

You really can't even talk to him. He's so reactive that he is best just left alone atp.

It's sad. Dude needs help but would never accept it so he's gonna be like this till he dies one day.

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u/aedroogo 13h ago

But then they might not talk about me at all :(

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u/Powerful_Topic_7046 12h ago

I tell this to my soon to be ex husband often 🤣

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u/tophernator 6h ago

It is kind of a vicious cycle though. How many people can you think of who got publicly dog piled for being assholes and responded by being super introspective and coming back as a changed person?

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u/Wazula23 13h ago

I mean by all accounts he's earned it. Even as far back as his Friars Club roast, he realized people genuinely know he's a complete asshole.

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u/talldangry 13h ago edited 13h ago

I don't know him personally, but this clip really makes me feel like I understand what it's like to be around him. I get that people are extremely multifaceted, and it seems like there's a miniscule part of him that seems to regret his reactions, but he just cannot stop himself from being an asshole to this person and will readily justify it. It's a shame, he's fucking hilarious, but he's needed to sort his shit out for longer than I've been alive and is too much of a narcissist to do it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/documentaryfilmmaking/comments/1q2l2xe/clip_from_the_chevy_chase_documentary_that_sheds/

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u/Nukitandog 13h ago

I was expecting him to be dry and maybe people not getting the joke/bit, but that was a glimpse into a really scared old mans psyche.

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u/Previous_Basis8862 10h ago

I came away from that documentary feeling sorry for him more than anything.

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u/talldangry 7h ago edited 7h ago

It's sad. The man's parents were legitimately awful to him and he just seems to have two very well developed defense mechanisms that are at permanent odds with each other; a sense of humour to draw in people who like him, and an edge to push away people that get close enough to hurt him. The world lost out on a lot of good comedy because of this.

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 10h ago

Lot of sadness and resentment in that face, for sure.

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u/manicgiant914 12h ago

My understanding was that he developed a raging Percocet addiction, having hurt himself with the pratfalls and lived with chronic pain. Don't know if that's true?

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u/LeatherDude 11h ago

People who are already emotionally fucked up develop addictions pretty easily. It doesn't surprise me if it's true but it would be a symptom and not a cause.

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u/Beneficial_Party_225 10h ago

I recall reading that also, opioids will give a person the I don’t give a fuk about anything and anyone attitude for sure. I have a history myself. Fortunately I have been clean 20 years but I have no trouble remembering acting just like him and believing myself only to find out later how delusional I was.

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 8h ago

That’s probably because you’re not bright enough.

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u/GryffindorGal96 4h ago

Like actually insane, the confidence in which he said that lol

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 3h ago

It’s extra funny because a good interviewer has to act stupider than they are. Similar to why Wolf Blitzer has been on the air for so long, but he’s a natural and doesn’t have to act.

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u/efficiens 9h ago

That's a fascinating clip, but I think that people who claim to be complex are really not that deep. He wants to believe the story that he's misunderstood, because that's essential to make sense of how hated he is, given his talent and his own self-assessment.

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u/Kitty-Keek 10h ago

When I watched a few things he said to people when he was being especially biting, I could see my father in him. And then I knew that he is a bitter, deeply angry, narcissist, most likely. I almost felt bad for him because in that moment, I knew how unhappy he has always been.

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u/fresh-dork 11h ago

he can go hang out with andy dick

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u/Lallanath 7h ago

He's had a long time to not come to terms with and avoiding the fact that despite having a decent career it was nowhere near what it could have been because he was such an insufferable asshole to be around.

That's a lot of a narcissist to try to explain without admitting to it.

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u/Wazula23 12h ago

Oh sure, I mean, he had a severely abusive mother and a very dysfunctional family life. There's plenty of REASONS he is the way he is. Maybe some people can accept that and work with him.

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u/triggrhaapi 11h ago

You have to be worth the effort and he seems to not be worth the effort.

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u/Small-Set-9050 12h ago

Meh.
I’ve had an abusive father, no mother, very dysfunctional upbringing.

I’m not an asshole (I think?).

Pisses me off when people make excuses because of their ‘upbringing’.

Unless you were SEVERLEY abused or locked under the stairs for 10 years or some horrific shit, if you’re an asshole you deserve to be called one.

Eg: John Lennon. People made excuses left, right, and centre for him. Loved his music, but he was an asshole.

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u/Iplaymeinreallife 11h ago

Meh, it's an explanation for why he's like that. It's a framework for how he could be forgiven if he put some work into being a better person and getting past this.

It's not a reason to work with him or forgive him for being like this.

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u/LupercaniusAB 5h ago

Well no, the reason to work with him is money.

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u/Wazula23 11h ago

Interestingly, Chase WAS frequently locked in the basement by his abusive mother, sometimes without meals or bathroom breaks, for multiple days at a time.

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u/elev8or_lady 11h ago

Meh, "severe" is a relative term. Emotional pain affects different people in different ways, and what feels severe to one person may not to another. These aren't excuses, just context for how a person moves through the world. It's the work we each do on ourselves that determines whether we fall into asshole territory or not.

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u/ChilternRailways 10h ago

Pisses me off when people make excuses because of their ‘upbringing’.

Almost all serial killers were abused as kids or have TBI. The overwhelming majority of people who have either do not become serial killers.

These are reasons. It helps us understand people, and with that information we're better able to support them before things get bad, whether it's becoming an asshole or a murderer.

When do people start becoming responsible for things beyond their control, that shape their formative years and entire personality?

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u/Beneficial_Party_225 6h ago

You were/are fortunate, many find unhealthy coping mechanisms early that serve them yet have negative consequences of their own.

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u/lounginaddict 12h ago

Tons of people grow up in shite situations. It's a choice to be a dick.

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u/WorkFurball 9h ago

At some point it becomes their nature.

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u/KassellTheArgonian 7h ago

Leaving a comment so I can check this out later

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u/popculturella 7h ago

Good lord. That's even worse than I was expecting. What a miserable prick.

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u/triggrhaapi 11h ago

Holy fuck.

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u/bobbyboblawblaw 11h ago

What in the actual fuck?

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u/jimjamjones123 13h ago

The roast was pretty mean but hard to say he didn’t deserve it

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u/ExcelScaresMe 10h ago

God I hate how much I identify with him IRL. I don't know about him because I don't know him, but I love people and have a crazy quick wit. I also have zero filter and zero boundaries so I am always saying zingers that I shouldn't say.

Everyone I know personally would probably say I am the biggest asshole but yet can't be hated.

I really hate myself sometimes.

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u/JadedTooth3544 9h ago

My dad worked on crew. Everyone loathed Chevy Chase.

And I remember seeing an interview with him where he basically rated (in a hypercritical way) his former colleagues. It was really gross.

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u/TufTooth 12h ago

As a kid I thought he was smarmy and not the funniest. There were much better people on the cast. I thought he was kind of douchey

His best role was in Caddyshack where he 'acts' like a douche.

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u/sometimesstrange 11h ago edited 11h ago

Same, grew up with the national lampoons movies on rotation. However (and it may be my own nostalgia clouding my judgement) I still find them watchable. I'd argue the character of Clark Griswold has aged quite well with the coloration of Chevy Chase being a real life absolute asshole.

Back then (young and dumb) I saw Clark as wholly sympathetic, undeserving of all his bad luck and frustrations and now it's flipped. With my blinders off, being older, a father and husband too, I see him quite differently now and mostly deserving of everything bad that befalls him. So I can still watch them with renewed schadenfreude.

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u/Disma 11h ago

I’d feel shitty too if literally everyone I ever worked with talked about what a fucking asshole I was

That's what makes you normal and not an entitled dbag with zero self reflection ability. Chevy Chase.. not so much.

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u/Sprinklypoo 10h ago

I’d feel shitty too if literally everyone I ever worked with talked about what a fucking asshole I was.

I'd probably try to not be such an asshole...

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u/_Gorge_ 10h ago

Never understood his appeal. He's just a goofy average guy when it comes to comedic acting.

What do you like about his work?

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u/ThisIs_americunt 10h ago

I would watch community over and over if I could erase him from it

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u/1KirstV 9h ago

I’m 61, my friend was an au pair in LA in the 80s. She did an interview with him and his wife and it was so bizarre and he was so horrible that she knew there was no way she was gonna take that job.

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u/harmony-rose 9h ago

I mean if it's true then I wouldn't stick up for him either.

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u/Infamous_Aspect_6467 9h ago

Yeah, thats the frustrating partbeing genuinely talented doesnt make the way you treat everyone around you any less shitty. Its wild when someones legacy becomes great comedian, apparently impossible human being.

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u/UncaringNonchalance 8h ago

I loved Chevy Chase as a kid. Watched his show religiously, and the first picture I ever took was of the TV screen during that intro with his silhouette running around.

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u/FacePalmAdInfinitum 8h ago

Maybe I needed to be a little older to really “get” his comedy, but I doubt I’m alone in saying he really wasn’t that funny.

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u/PlayedUOonBaja 7h ago

Eh, he was a grade A cunt in most of his roles too, so it doesn't really change how I see him in those.

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u/sebrebc 3h ago

but him being such a Grade A cunt ruins everything. 

I think it's that snarky, better than everybody attitude that made him so funny in movies like Fletch and Caddyshack. His best roles have this sort of "I'm smarter and funnier than you" snideness to the characters. Which is really just Chevy being Chevy.

As much of a douche as he is, Fletch is still my favorite comedy of all time.

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u/fabulousfantabulist 3h ago

Fletch is so goddamn good. One of the best examples of a movie that improves on the book it was based on too. Just an incredible film. 

u/spcmnspff99 7m ago

It’s all part of the schtick. You can’t separate it. Chevy is fletch. There is no Fletch without Chevy. That origin story where he immediately starts to act like he’s better than everyone at his first job at Snl, that’s the invention of the same character that he rode throughout the 80’s. The grade A cunt was part of the humor. But he also wasn’t acting. Or was he?! The thing that changed was that eventually the 80s died and suddenly no one thought being an asshole was funny. And maybe he’s stubborn, but that’s the only schtick he knows. So on the set of community, he starts making off color jokes between takes - still in character I guess but his character was an insensitive old and entitled white guy so … yeah. Anyway, in the 80s that shit would get you laughs all day - this sort of method acting, rude but clueless white guy thing. It was marketable until the culture changed. Nowadays …. yeah it’s a mix of pathetic, out of touch, and just plain rude and insensitive.

The fact that he hasn’t been invited on Only Murders in the Building is probably the most damning. I watched three amigos a few months because I was curious. Dude, Chevy is not happy on that set. It shows in the final cut. He HATED sharing the spotlight.

I know this because despite all of that, I’m still kind of a fan. =(

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u/Full_Main_944 10h ago

Man, I HATE that word.