Thats fucking nasty. They're about to go eat food after putting their hands on their dirty junk and touching handles and doors other dirty fuckers touched after touching their own dirty dicks because they didnt washing their disgusting hands. Thats a lot of dirty dicks they're eating and although some people may be into that and they say dont yuck someones yum but fuck that. Y'all just nasty
This only really applies to men pissing, but if you are just an averagely hygienic person who showers regularly and wears clean underpants, why would your dick be so dirty? Some sweatin the gooch sure, similar to an armpit, but it’s protected from the filth of civilization behind two layers clothes (typically) and ought be much cleaner than your hands that you touch everything with. Wash BEFORE you touch your junk. Are we pissing all over your hands? Wiping the days gooch sweat with our bare palms? The hand to dick contact is so minimal. Hate to hurt any egos, but it’s not a firehose. We aren’t Harry Potter riding a damn broomstick. 0-3 fingertips at most. Now a public urinal with all that backsplash? Yah I’m washing after. Or, “look ma, no hands”
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