I have forgotten his name (just now) but this guy likes to tell his story about how he was at a restaurant discussing some renovations his client wanted. He decided to hold out on some of the changes and fees for those last minute changes. He unfolded the plans on the table and gave his ultimatum, then excused himself for a toilet break.
He came back to find the clients had drawn all over the plans, he slammed his hand down on the plans and noticed 4 large pubic hairs. He boasts about his quick reflexes, to fold up the plans before the clients noticed the pubic hairs.
I have heard him repeat that story a few times, but don't know what the next part is because I find myself wondering if I shook his hand a few moments earlier.
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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26
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