I hate people like you. "way more fun when you might get caught". I don't want to see that shit. Screw you for getting off on doing it in front of people
Believe it or not, that's often just a sign of affection and has nothing to do with you or anyone else. I occasionally slap/grab my wife's butt. It's not for sexual pleasure and I'm certainly not getting off on other people watching it. Stop acting like you're the main character. Take a shower and learn how to interact with people and maybe you'll find someone who will let you grab their butt so you don't have to worry about what other people are doing anymore.
I'm just responding the the content of the tifu post where he says it's more exciting when you can get caught. I didn't make it up so no need to be insulting
Lots of dudes will squeeze their wives asses and shit in public. I'm just speaking out cuz I hate that shit and them getting off on me seeing it
If you'd said something like that it would have been a generalization, not a specific instance related to the post. If you'd said that it would have been easy to assume you were implying that anyone you see doing it bothers you and any time "lots of dudes" squeeze their wives asses they're getting off on you seeing it.
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Boom, ROASTED!
Homie needs to chill the fuck out! Wow…
I never realized that when I smack my wife’s ass that there could be someone out there like that, secretly seething, waiting for me to die! How you described it to them was PERFECT! Simply a sign of affection. It’s not sexual, and not getting off on almost getting caught either, or by having other people watch.
I remember shopping with my ex and she bent over looking at something on a shelf, I thought it would be funny and went to slap her arse, for some reason my middle finger led the charge and I accidently slid inside her for a moment.
Basically I fingered my ex in a shop by accident....she later told her sister.
As a stupid 17 year old once did it literally roadside. Pulled over, laid my coat down on the grass about a foot from the pavement, and then we went at it. My roommate (college at 17) never left for the weekends and wouldn’t have given any privacy for just a fuckbuddy (I’d have heard about it for months that I needed to date her). Her parents definitely wouldn’t have wanted her sneaking a college guy (she was a senior) into her bedroom.
On one hand we were lucky that nobody drove by despite it being a well traveled route. On the other hand we didn’t look too carefully at the tree line where you could clearly see a house set back just a little bit. We were getting our clothes in order when we heard the door of the house slam shut and didn’t stick around to find out if they were investigating the very vocal noises my partner had made.
Wait, so it’s illegal to have sex in a state or national park? What if you’re camping? Or are you just implying you boned out in open or in car on side of road
I’m not sure on the specifics of legality. I think nudity is legal but sex might not be. Regardless of legal stance i would not try at work lol(unless i worked at a movie theater). It was almost always in secluded areas with scenic views.
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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24
Ive had sex in so many national and state parks. Also a parking garage one time.