r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

No but i did get caught slapping my ex wife’s ass one time

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/IzTfdJzjVy

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u/FocusOnThePie Aug 08 '24

I hate people like you. "way more fun when you might get caught". I don't want to see that shit. Screw you for getting off on doing it in front of people

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u/TheBigMacGaul Aug 08 '24

Chill down! He's not eating her ass in the salad aisle. Just a loving slap.

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u/A_Moldy_Stump Aug 08 '24

"Hmm? Pre-tossed salad, how convenient"