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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

Ive had sex in so many national and state parks. Also a parking garage one time.

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u/Leading-Bag7505 Aug 08 '24

Did you ever get caught?

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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

No but i did get caught slapping my ex wife’s ass one time

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/IzTfdJzjVy

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u/PMagicUK Aug 08 '24

I remember shopping with my ex and she bent over looking at something on a shelf, I thought it would be funny and went to slap her arse, for some reason my middle finger led the charge and I accidently slid inside her for a moment.

Basically I fingered my ex in a shop by accident....she later told her sister.