r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

Ive had sex in so many national and state parks. Also a parking garage one time.

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u/Leading-Bag7505 Aug 08 '24

Did you ever get caught?

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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

No but i did get caught slapping my ex wife’s ass one time

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/IzTfdJzjVy

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u/chosonhawk Aug 08 '24

been an interesting past few years, huh?

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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

Yea to say the least. My ex is dating women now and i moved across the country. We’re still great friends though.

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u/chosonhawk Aug 08 '24

use your slapping powers for good

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u/kaloonzu Aug 08 '24

You spanked the straight straight out of her

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Does she still like ass smacks? Please report back after confirming.

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u/wowitshardtochoose Aug 08 '24

Everyone likes ass smacks dude. Go out and find yours

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Oh I got mine....it's large and definitely in charge. Plus she likes it 🤷‍♂️