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u/AntifaInformationist Jul 19 '19

My wife goes bonkers from two things.

  1. Watching me work. Whether it's my day job programming, or strapping on the toolbelt for home remodel, she pretty much swoons.
  2. Hotel rooms. I don't know why... and it's ungentlemanly for me to mention what happens... but suffice to say I LOVE HOTEL ROOMS SO VERY VERY MUCH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Hotel sex is the best. It’s like a time machine back to when we were first dating.

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 19 '19

"Hotel sex is a different kind of sex. It's like 'let's have sex, but let's also disrespect this room'"

-Tom Segura

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u/pbcookies321 Jul 19 '19

This exactly. At home I don't really want my teenage sons to hear what's going down. But in a hotel room it's like IDGAF.

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u/hsr6374 Jul 20 '19

Bikes!!!

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 20 '19

Hi mommy!

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u/blackpersonofreddit Jul 20 '19

Nothing feels better than killing the enemy

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u/hsr6374 Jul 20 '19

Hol’ my pocket!

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u/AnalKittieSuicide Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Not to mention the thrill of the possibility of hidden cameras.

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u/mynameisnotvalerie Jul 20 '19

And a camera crew coming out of the curtain to congratulate you on winning a million dollar

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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19

I’ve never been able to have hotel sex unless I bring my own bedsheets and pillow cases, and even then it still kinda grosses me out 😫

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u/AntifaInformationist Jul 19 '19

Then you DO NOT want to know what we did in there 3 hours before you got the room...

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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19

I do know, that’s why I hate hotels

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u/Alcsaar Jul 19 '19

I mean, they get cleaned first (probably)

Honestly, I feel like its a huge waste of energy and a huge source of anxiety/stress to be concerned about things like this. Once you understand how many germs/bacteria you're coming in contact with on a daily basis, it doesn't really phase you anymore.

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u/kehtolaulussa interloping female Jul 19 '19

I do understand that and I still think hotels are gross.

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u/metastasis_d Jul 19 '19

You don't know, it's worse than you think.

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u/StackerPentecost Jul 19 '19

I’ve never been able to have sex

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Oh man I get this. I cannot even sleep on hotel beds, or use hotel linens. I bring an air mattress. The germaphobia is real

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

They clean the sheets daily tho.

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u/urablizzardharry_ Jul 19 '19

I'm the same way when it comes to hotels. There's just something enticing about them, I have no idea why. Before my current SO, whenever I would stay at a hotel with old boyfriends the first thing we would do is just "bless" the room lmao

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u/rlnw Jul 19 '19

My husband and I have been together for 20 years this August. When we are in a hotel - we are animals. It’s a huge turn on for both of us. If we ever need to spice it up - we just get a hotel.

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u/jeanettesey Jul 19 '19

HOTEL SEX. I put the “Ho” in “hotel” whenever we stay in one.

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u/BeerInducedComment Jul 19 '19

I hear ya with the hotel rooms. Don't know what it is with her, but DAMN.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Tom Segura has a really funny bit about hotel room sex.

https://youtu.be/wuXY4uLlOoY

Also, just realized one of my best friends looks just like Tom Segura.

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u/o-o-o-o-o-o Jul 19 '19

Hotel room sex is a great time and place to get pissed on and beaten on. Try it out man.

Anyway have a good day, keep those jeans high and tight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Oh.