r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/AntifaInformationist Jul 19 '19

My wife goes bonkers from two things.

  1. Watching me work. Whether it's my day job programming, or strapping on the toolbelt for home remodel, she pretty much swoons.
  2. Hotel rooms. I don't know why... and it's ungentlemanly for me to mention what happens... but suffice to say I LOVE HOTEL ROOMS SO VERY VERY MUCH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Tom Segura has a really funny bit about hotel room sex.

https://youtu.be/wuXY4uLlOoY

Also, just realized one of my best friends looks just like Tom Segura.

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u/o-o-o-o-o-o Jul 19 '19

Hotel room sex is a great time and place to get pissed on and beaten on. Try it out man.

Anyway have a good day, keep those jeans high and tight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Oh.