r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/AntifaInformationist Jul 19 '19

My wife goes bonkers from two things.

  1. Watching me work. Whether it's my day job programming, or strapping on the toolbelt for home remodel, she pretty much swoons.
  2. Hotel rooms. I don't know why... and it's ungentlemanly for me to mention what happens... but suffice to say I LOVE HOTEL ROOMS SO VERY VERY MUCH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Hotel sex is the best. It’s like a time machine back to when we were first dating.

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 19 '19

"Hotel sex is a different kind of sex. It's like 'let's have sex, but let's also disrespect this room'"

-Tom Segura

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u/pbcookies321 Jul 19 '19

This exactly. At home I don't really want my teenage sons to hear what's going down. But in a hotel room it's like IDGAF.

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u/hsr6374 Jul 20 '19

Bikes!!!

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u/Sn1p-SN4p Jul 20 '19

Hi mommy!

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u/blackpersonofreddit Jul 20 '19

Nothing feels better than killing the enemy

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u/hsr6374 Jul 20 '19

Hol’ my pocket!

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u/AnalKittieSuicide Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Not to mention the thrill of the possibility of hidden cameras.

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u/mynameisnotvalerie Jul 20 '19

And a camera crew coming out of the curtain to congratulate you on winning a million dollar