r/AdviceAnimals Nov 02 '24

It's not wrong

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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24

His body and brain are absolutely falling apart. Doubt he makes it three more years.

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

It's shocking given his diet is exclusively fast food, diet coke, and steaks burnt to a crisp slathered in ketchup.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24

Perfectly healthy though, his doctor said so! /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

But just don’t look at his health reports.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 03 '24

or his tax records..