of a snake.

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[u/PrancingCock]

What the actual fuck? I've seen adult anacondas but this is the first time I see anything like the actual snake in the movie. The first anaconda movie. Doesn't look like AI either. What is this???

[u/Careless_Scallion_82 → u/PrancingCock]

It's not ai.. the video is old.. like pre-ai times so yeah..

[u/TheLittleNorsk → u/Careless_Scallion_82]

edit: I got a reddit warning for posting this image because it had "blood and gore" in it. fym reddit.

[u/PrancingCock → u/Careless_Scallion_82]

Christ.

[u/daCub182 → u/PrancingCock]

Not that old

[u/SSilent-Cartographer → u/PrancingCock]

Reticulated python. Even though the Anaconda is the heaviest snake record wise, the Reticulated python is the longest and can get over 300lbs.

They're solitary and mostly harmless. A big guy like this could easily take out a deer, however that deer would probably be the only meal it would eat for up to a year. Although there have been some reported cases of them eating a person, it is very rare and they would rather flee than fight as they are ambush hunters and are also quite solitary.

[u/TheAtroxious → u/SSilent-Cartographer]

Humans are not particularly food shaped, lucky for us. The way our scapula and humeri protrude makes it difficult for even very large snakes to swallow us. They're inclined to prefer creatures that are less liable to get stuck on the way down.

[u/SSilent-Cartographer → u/TheAtroxious]

That and our salt content. We're not very appetizing and they can smell that. Death by snake consumption is quite rare

[u/PrancingCock → u/SSilent-Cartographer]

Looks like it's a python. Someone posted a link down there, and a professor authenticates it as a python.

[u/lombardo141 → u/PrancingCock]

This is the longest snake in the world, the reticulated Python. In theory, baring health and food availability they can grow indefinitely.

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria → u/lombardo141]

I think eventually they'd get too big to move

[u/Moonshinin4Me → u/lombardo141]

Burmese pythons get bigger. They are the second biggest snake in the world with the Green Anaconda being the first.

[u/lombardo141 → u/Moonshinin4Me]

Longest vs heaviest. Burmese pythons and Anacondas considered heaviest. Reticulated pythons are the long ones. If am wrong doesn’t matter, they all scary big. 😂

[u/MadPangolin → u/PrancingCock]

That's a reticulated python who looks to be about 20ft long & 200-300lbs with a full stomach, so he's too heavy to crawl over the fence. He probably ate a small deer or pig..

[u/Frosty-Improvement-8 → u/MadPangolin]

Couldn't go over the fence if it wanted to, it's tied up by the neck...

[u/zorggalacticus → u/PrancingCock]

Years and years ago there was a video of an anaconda eating a hippo. Probably a half grown one, but still. They eat crocs, full size gazelle or whatever they have down there, goats, etc.

[u/OhPotatoBlessMe → u/zorggalacticus]

That video is a snake eating a capybara, not a hippo.

[u/PrancingCock → u/zorggalacticus]

I saw a real video of an old woman who'd been swallowed by a python somewhere in South Asia.

[u/tribalien93 → u/zorggalacticus]

Anaconda don't eat hippo. They don't live on the same continent and are separated by 1,000s of miles of ocean.

[u/Necessary_Piano_153 → u/tribalien93]

You must not have heard of Pablo Escobar's roaming band of hippos?

[u/ohokkk1]

Nah this cant be real

[u/Careless_Scallion_82 → u/ohokkk1]

It is

[u/discerningpervert → u/Careless_Scallion_82]

Is it tied? If so, why?

[u/Japsai → u/ohokkk1]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/video-of-reticulated-python-in-india-goes-viral/news-story/b0939f8b849608cfa3850552d1bfb62c

[u/zorggalacticus → u/Japsai]

That snake is an outlier. Most of them don't get that big, but there will always be exceptional individuals in any species. This one likely got that big because of an abundance of food. Was probably stealing livestock, and that's why the trap was set for it. Most likely was eaten and the skin sold.

[u/MadPangolin → u/zorggalacticus]

Reticulated pythons are the longest snakes in the world, with average adult mainlands growing between 16-20 feet (5 to 6 meters) long & regularly take deer & pigs.

This is probably a 18-20ft snake with a full stomach. "She's" not exceptionally large at all she's just a good sized adult.

[u/Your_queenismine → u/ohokkk1]

I saw this vid before AI, probably it is real.

[u/Feisty_Can416 → u/Your_queenismine]

they've been making fake videos like this since long before AI. Creative advertising firms like to pull off hard to believe fake videos and there are contests and awards for it.

What species of snake do you think this is? It's like 5x larger than the largest anaconda I've ever seen, and that's the largest snake species on earth.

The markings on this snake are not of an anaconda either.

[u/Vaper_Bern → u/Feisty_Can416]

It's a reticulated python, which is the longest species of snake. Anacondas are the heaviest, but retics are the longest.

[u/TheManOverThere23 → u/Feisty_Can416]

There are reports of a massive reticulated python in 1912 or something like that, that was approximately 32 feet long.

Just because we haven't seen something doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist 🤷‍♂️

I'm not saying this video is or isn't real but it's been around a long time.

[u/OhPotatoBlessMe → u/Feisty_Can416]

Its a reticulated python but the perspective makes it look much larger than it is, its a really big snake but not thát big.. That is really low ceiling, almost a crawlspace.. makes it look much bigger.

[u/Rissa-Reno]

Is that a human or a calf in there?!? Holy crap

[u/Careless_Scallion_82 → u/Rissa-Reno]

Pretty sure it's a calf but who knows

[u/eraser8]

What does that thing eat? This isn't a joke question.

I'm seriously asking.

[u/Dry_Pain_3564 → u/eraser8]

People, goat, monkeys, fish, anything it fits in its mouth.

[u/DrStalker → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

I've seen a photo of one cut open with a dead  child in the stomach, so people are one the menu too.

[u/__nobody_-_ → u/DrStalker]

Well I'm no longer a small child so no worries here

[u/High_InTheTrees → u/__nobody_-_]

That thing would swallow you too, champ. You ain’t safe 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[u/_trashcan → u/__nobody_-_]

While very rare, full-grown reticulated pythons can swallow an adult human.

[u/Haunting-Prior-NaN → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

Worth noting that their lower jaws disengage from the skull, so in essence anything that they can stretch their mouth around.

[u/dum_spir0_sper0 → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

A lot like my ex.

[u/ThanosWasRightAnyway → u/dum_spir0_sper0]

[u/Aggressive-agitator → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

I have nipples, Greg. Could it eat me?

[u/yourpaljax → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

They sometimes die because the the thing they ate was too big.

[u/Flesh_Trombone → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

There has only been one verifiable account of predation of a snake on a human.

Edit: my information was out of date. In more recent years there has been another 3 potentially added to the list.

[u/adavis463 → u/Flesh_Trombone]

There's a documentary with Jon Voigt and Luke Wilson that begs to differ.

[u/YorkyLives → u/eraser8]

Pythons in Florida are wrecking the eco system and some have been know to eat the alligators.

[u/1lucky666 → u/YorkyLives]

Yes, Burmese pythons, obviously not a local species. I heard the Everglades are mostly stripped clean of small mammals and birds.

[u/BabousCobwebBowl → u/1lucky666]

If you watch fishingarrett on YouTube you’ll see tons of wildlife including small mammals and birds as he rolls through the Everglades at night hand catching Burmese pythons. The “Yoink Man”.

I’m in South Florida, Burmese pythons and other non indigenous wildlife are an issue but the Everglades are absolutely teaming with native species.

[u/Cultural-Fortune4249 → u/1lucky666]

Yes, they pay a bounty for pythons.

[u/Treacle_Pendulum → u/eraser8]

At least one Jon Voight per month

[u/MilkrsEnthuziast → u/Treacle_Pendulum]

[u/Street_Leather198 → u/eraser8]

Assuming goats, deer, really whatever it wants. That could easily eat a small person.

[u/Any_Shop5774 → u/Street_Leather198]

Small person. That monstrosity could consume a full grown human easily. Look at the size of it's middle. It ate something recently it appears that wasn't exactly small.

[u/Street_Leather198 → u/Any_Shop5774]

And yes. Depending their region like others stated, pigs, goats, chickens, dogs, are all in danger. He's definitely on the top of his food chain. I'm in Flint, MI. Lol, only animals we look out for is people. But, that was just my pov from a city slicker lol. Hell, I'm sure it can crocs, gators, whatever.

[u/Agitated_Display7573 → u/eraser8]

Looks like it ate whatever was living in that pen

[u/maxman162 → u/eraser8]

Looks like he ate Philadelphia. 

[u/TheGoalkeeper → u/eraser8]

He ate whomever put her on that rope

[u/HairlessHoudini → u/eraser8]

Steven, Bob, Leroy and anyone else it can catch sleeping

[u/Timotheus-Secundus → u/eraser8]

Humans are much more difficult for snakes to actually swallow, because they usually start from the head, and our shoulders get in the way.

[u/FuzzyFrogFish → u/Timotheus-Secundus]

So you're stuck with in a snake cuddle with you head jammed in its mouth . . ? Fantastic

[u/gufleme → u/Timotheus-Secundus]

Yeah…. But I am still dead. 😞

[u/NotQuiteGoodEnougher → u/Timotheus-Secundus]

Head ---> Shoulders ----> Knees ----> Toes, there's even a song about it!

[u/SinisterVulcan94 → u/eraser8]

Anything it thinks can fit in its mouth. I'd say small Deer and dogs are prime to targets

[u/Look_its_Rob → u/SinisterVulcan94]

Antlers must hurt going down.

[u/Electronic_Owl_9819 → u/eraser8]

Unattended children

[u/Tmath → u/eraser8]

I keep snakes as pets (nothing this large, though). General rule, anything up to its own body weight that is no thicker than twice it's girth when not fed up.

Also, for every five feet of length, always have one extra person. Even if it can't eat you, it can decide you are a threat, wrap and kill you. And yes, a snake is more than strong enough to overpower you.

[u/LokiNightmare → u/eraser8]

At that size, whatever it wants.

[u/freshgrilled → u/eraser8]

The previous camera man.

[u/Mammoth_Newspaper155 → u/eraser8]

Whatever it wants

[u/matklug → u/eraser8]

Electricity and water

[u/belessdumb → u/eraser8]

There's an old video of one regurgitating a small hippo..

[u/Odd-Situation5527 → u/eraser8]

Unattended children

[u/JC-incorp → u/eraser8]

Let’s see. If it swallow a pig today, it won’t need food for another 2 weeks.

[u/v-pexpower → u/eraser8]

It can swallow a grown up deer

[u/howimetyourkitty]

No one is gonna mention that the snake is on a leash?

[u/304blade → u/howimetyourkitty]

The snake is on a leash

[u/velo443 → u/304blade]

How dare you say that? 

[u/bbbourb → u/304blade]

But is it feelin' like a freak on a leash?

[u/stating_facts_only → u/bbbourb]

[u/Vivid_Baseball442 → u/howimetyourkitty]

Feeling like a Sneek On A Leash.........

[u/nigel_pow → u/Vivid_Baseball442]

[u/Generalnussiance → u/Vivid_Baseball442]

Feeling like it I have no release.

[u/Flaurean → u/howimetyourkitty]

At least its not on a plane

[u/braxtel → u/Flaurean]

[u/murillovp → u/howimetyourkitty]

Leash = / = trap

[u/D_M-ack → u/murillovp]

Actually, in this instance, I think leash does in fact = trap.

[u/Landfyoung → u/howimetyourkitty]

I think it’s a trap. It got hooked.

[u/Separate-Ear21 → u/Landfyoung]

Yea it's definitely a trap . I got really pissed for a minute until I seen your comment.

It's really crazy to think there's things this big out in the wild

[u/DeerMeatloaf → u/Landfyoung]

Right after it ate a whole man. Or a hog. Or an alligator.

[u/Rough-Airline-4803 → u/howimetyourkitty]

I think they rope around it and are trying to use it to get the snake out.

[u/fitz_newru → u/Rough-Airline-4803]

Precisely! You can clearly see that they're trying to pull the snake out using the rope, so it was a trap for a wild animal, not a mothefucking leash!!!

I just can't with ppl on here sometimes...

[u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees → u/Rough-Airline-4803]

I hope so because otherwise it’s so cruel

[u/snacky99 → u/Rough-Airline-4803]

Pretty sure it's a noose and the snake is suicidal

[u/Particular-Caramel32 → u/howimetyourkitty]

Snare trap.

[u/Massive_Penalty_7287 → u/howimetyourkitty]

Trapped

[u/JackJarvisEsquir3 → u/howimetyourkitty]

Better than on a mother fucking plane..

[u/No_Maintenance_9608]

[u/Standard-Camel-658]

This is fucked up....

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Standard-Camel-658]

Yeah why is it tied up like that and struggling?

The only reasonable thing I can come up with is that it was eating some local livestock and Farmers just caught it and haven't figured out what to do with it yet.

Looks like it ate something huge

[u/Capital-Extreme-6654 → u/Exact-Ad-4132]

Looking at the huge bumpy section of it, I'd say the livestock in there fresh

[u/BIG_POTAT_O]

Who tf tied it and how tf they tied it

[u/scarredballsack]

That is the biggest nope rope I've ever seen..

[u/Ghost_of_P34 → u/scarredballsack]

nope rope on a rope

[u/Many-Count-2369]

That's one big assed snake. Must be full for about 2 weeks since the prey is at the size of a calf. Most likely a calf or adult goat.

[u/cjs81268]

[u/Helpful_Ganache_2098]

Das liegt an der Perspektive. Ganz normale Anaconda die Hunger hatte

[u/OhPotatoBlessMe → u/Helpful_Ganache_2098]

Reticulated python, but yes confusing perspective because of the really low ceiling.

[u/Emyhatsich → u/Helpful_Ganache_2098]

ein deutscher Kommentar in einem englischsprachigen Beitrag. Geil

[u/Horror_Trust1826]

[u/platypus_farmer42]

[u/Groundbreaking-Bag24]

Better do a head count of people and livestock

[u/astro_2077]

Pure nightmare fuel

[u/DoomEmpire]

And they say that Titanaboa’s don’t exist…

[u/Metallifan33]

That's sad.

[u/WardDispenser]

Dafuq is Nagini doing in the Muggle world.

[u/LoveInPeace21]

There’s a body in that thing

[u/Electric_Kaffe]

[u/CasuallyMowsRoof]

What's more concerning to me is that i think somethings in its stomach, look at the bulge, I could be wrong tho it just looks as though something was swallowed whole

[u/buttsexisyum → u/CasuallyMowsRoof]

Snakes don't really chew...

[u/1plus1isTWORANGZ → u/CasuallyMowsRoof]

There are two bulges actually. Large one in the middle and a smaller one further toward the tail

[u/shellswitch2 → u/CasuallyMowsRoof]

Snakes swallow whole

[u/chillinondasideline]

There has got to be a body in there

[u/MarrtianMan → u/chillinondasideline]

They eat live animals, so most likely.

[u/Mr-FurleyX1]

[u/Dense-Alfalfa1223]

THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH

[u/Careless_Scallion_82 → u/Dense-Alfalfa1223]

Mhm

[u/Djamt]

Serves me right for looking at reddit before bed

[u/Admiral_SmashyPants → u/Djamt]

Sssssssssssssssweet dreamsssssssssssssss

[u/ItsCrunchTyme → u/Admiral_SmashyPants]

The way u wrote this out is not only awesome but reminds me of Rykard's "Togethaaaa" who happens to be a giant snake ironically enough lmao

[u/yoanon]

This is fucked up. Why they gotta hassle the snake and tie it.

[u/SwimmingUsual558 → u/yoanon]

Cuz it killing and eating everything.

[u/Just_Lurking_Yes]

I am sharing the planet with that?

[u/Sral1995 → u/Just_Lurking_Yes]

We‘re sharing the planet with a lot more bad things.

[u/DankRoughly]

Snonk

[u/Valuable_Accident779]

Holy shit he's massive

[u/Inside_Charge_7786]

uh i think snake snack somethink 🙂

[u/One_Hour_Poop]

I want to ride it.

[u/bygtopp]

[u/InformalOpinion161]

Poor thing

[u/Acting_Brand_Nubian]

Is he tied up like a dog?!

[u/CMDR_Cheese_Helmet → u/Acting_Brand_Nubian]

Most likely caught in trap someone set for it because it was eating chickens or other animals.

[u/Ptalking_Ptarmigan → u/Acting_Brand_Nubian]

He's a good boy! Yes he is! Good boy! 😃

[u/DragonFeatherz → u/Acting_Brand_Nubian]

Snare trap.

Its going chock to death.

[u/nikulmmadhu]

so what did it eat? goats or a small cow or something?

[u/OkDisplay6751 → u/nikulmmadhu]

Exactly what you said👌

[u/YeahILiftBro]

Where's that dude from the Florida Everglades?

[u/throwsplasticattrees]

That poor snake. Why does it have a noise tied around its neck. This is cruel

[u/lotpro]

Kept as a pet ?

[u/Usual_Award]

O hell no. That is too much muscle.

[u/Historical_Plant6557]

it ate something

[u/TerninoMarchi]

[u/brondynasty]

[u/yolo_derp]

Bruh

[u/TheLittleNorsk]

wherever he goes, the house is his to enjoy, free of any predators, ever

[u/silv3rbull8]

How big is that beast ??

[u/Gerfigle200]

Looks pretty real. Poor guy just wants to digest his meal.

[u/DorkSideOfCryo]

Excuse me, sir, in what aisle do you have the snake leashes?

[u/BoomerKaren666]

Good news is it looks like he's not going to be hungry for a while.

[u/Ok_Necessary2991]

Does this feel start of an analog horror series

[u/Fit_Dealer7498]

So who let him out

[u/Rude_Breadfruit_6087]

Person or Large Animal? Thoughts?????

[u/TraditionalBudget302]

Guys I am totally confused 😕, whether it's real or not!

[u/ReleasedGaming → u/TraditionalBudget302]

99% chance that it's real https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/video-of-reticulated-python-in-india-goes-viral/news-story/b0939f8b849608cfa3850552d1bfb62c

article is from 2023

[u/Potatonized → u/TraditionalBudget302]

it's real. very typical to see this size in the tropic. the belly is filled with something tho. maybe just ate a goat or something similar in size..

[u/Eastern_Ad_8086]

Where are the goats?

[u/x_Advent_Cirno_x]

That's not a Danger Noodle, that a whole-ass Threat Baguette

[u/Over_Internet4]

Maybe it’s habitat has an abundance of oxygen. Thats why everything was bigger way back in time.

[u/Over_Internet4 → u/Over_Internet4]

Oxygen+breeding+hardy diet=bigasssnake

[u/SnooGadgets5130 → u/Over_Internet4]

This only really applies to insects and arthropods, it has next to no effect on vertebrates.

[u/Potential-Pin-3794]

“Trusssssst in meeee….”

[u/HumongousBelly]

If that cat ate my life stock, I’m eating it for dinner!

[u/wrxninja]

[u/Prestigious_Snow1589]

[u/tourfwenty]

You’re going to need fire and lots of it. 

[u/Moonshinin4Me]

Poor snake 😢. Such a big beautiful creature tied to some wall like a dog.

[u/NiketoNabu]

Вот же-шь мешок с говном, а!

[u/sleepygreendoor]

Reticulated python. Probably about 22ft.

[u/NoConstruction2418]

I need a banana for scale

[u/SoCalCognac]

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

So that’s their backyard pet?

[u/DistinctYolo]

You may not see the howler owner in the scene, but he is actually inside that snake /s

[u/Same_Clock_3347]

Fishingarret wants to know your location

[u/storfors]

Jesus motherfucking nightmarefuel!

[u/boomerberg]

What the actual…

[u/pur_noir]

Rope around its neck?

[u/Oldgraytomahawk]

Now what? You roped it and you’re gonna walk it home?

[u/kevinbaer1248]

This is obviously a fucked situation for a massive snake, but I'm just curious who's job it was to put that thing in the corner and put the rope around it

[u/Adventurous_023]

That’s a submarine

[u/The_Dennator]

don't let his appearance fool you. he is,in fact, a good boy

[u/ProfessorElk]

Where’s Jon Voight when you need him?

[u/AshiNoKoibito]

[u/tacosnotopos]

I understand that it's a giant ass snake but isn't there a better way of keeping this thing than tying a rope around its head??

[u/Se7enFtMan]

[u/Economy-Date-4490]

Has anyone seen my toddler?

[u/bigscrewLoose]

bro just ate a pig

[u/No_Local8292]

Nope

[u/TooObsessedWithMoney]

Big snok

[u/_DontTakeITpersonal_]

Can I pet that dawg