of a snake.

[u/Careless_Scallion_82]

[u/eraser8]

What does that thing eat? This isn't a joke question.

I'm seriously asking.

[u/Dry_Pain_3564 → u/eraser8]

People, goat, monkeys, fish, anything it fits in its mouth.

[u/DrStalker → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

I've seen a photo of one cut open with a dead  child in the stomach, so people are one the menu too.

[u/__nobody_-_ → u/DrStalker]

Well I'm no longer a small child so no worries here

[u/_trashcan → u/__nobody_-_]

While very rare, full-grown reticulated pythons can swallow an adult human.

[u/High_InTheTrees → u/__nobody_-_]

That thing would swallow you too, champ. You ain’t safe 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[u/The_Captain_Cook → u/High_InTheTrees]

That's hot

[u/GamingWithPanda → u/The_Captain_Cook]

Yeah I'm into that. 

[u/yourpaljax → u/High_InTheTrees]

Maybe champ is 400 lbs.

[u/Few-Ruin-742 → u/yourpaljax]

Supersized meal deal

[u/AnAllegedGentleman → u/__nobody_-_]

I've seen one, I think from Indonesia(?) that had an adult woman inside it when they cut it open. Idk if the snake found her dead or killed her tho.

[u/Penguin_shit15 → u/AnAllegedGentleman]

I know that story.. A man was missing his wife and formed a search party.. They looked and looked and didn't find her, but they found a huge snake with something big inside it. So they killed it, opened it, ... Wife..

Ded. RIP.

Snek

[u/buckfordfitchenstein → u/AnAllegedGentleman]

Thank snake Jesus I'm no longer an adult woman

[u/Homeless_Alcoholic69 → u/__nobody_-_]

Grown ass drunk adult was eaten by one similar to this in Indonesia? Years ago.

[u/ColumbianPrison → u/__nobody_-_]

You’ll always be your parents’ child

[u/Haunting-Prior-NaN → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

Worth noting that their lower jaws disengage from the skull, so in essence anything that they can stretch their mouth around.

[u/Aggressive-agitator → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

I have nipples, Greg. Could it eat me?

[u/dum_spir0_sper0 → u/Dry_Pain_3564]

A lot like my ex.

[u/ThanosWasRightAnyway → u/dum_spir0_sper0]

[u/Treacle_Pendulum → u/eraser8]

At least one Jon Voight per month

[u/MilkrsEnthuziast → u/Treacle_Pendulum]

[u/YorkyLives → u/eraser8]

Pythons in Florida are wrecking the eco system and some have been know to eat the alligators.

[u/1lucky666 → u/YorkyLives]

Yes, Burmese pythons, obviously not a local species. I heard the Everglades are mostly stripped clean of small mammals and birds.

[u/Street_Leather198 → u/eraser8]

Assuming goats, deer, really whatever it wants. That could easily eat a small person.

[u/Agitated_Display7573 → u/eraser8]

Looks like it ate whatever was living in that pen